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BREAKING – SHOOTER YELLS ALLAHU MSNBC

Home - by BigFurHat - December 2, 2009 - 11:02 UTC - 14 Comments

A shooter yelling ALLAHU MSNBC, brandishing a gun, burst into the auditorium at West Point, bellowing something that sounded like Tweety Bird yelling “Enemy Camp! Enemy Camp!” The shooter fired a few shots into the air before being horse-collared by a 90 lb. female cadet. She was heard to be snickering as she de-pantsed the assailant.

The shooter has been identified as Major Asshole Nidal Malik Matthews. Here is a picture.nidal-malik-hasan-002Authorities are also looking for a second shooter believed to be this man:

 

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  1. DEVILDOC

    December 2nd, 2009

    Sissy Boy & Butchie Boy…You guess which one is which.

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  2. had enuf mike

    December 2nd, 2009

    Just seeing his image, gave me a “tingle” up my leg, I mean, trigger finger…

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  3. Sylvia

    December 2nd, 2009

    Born in Philadelphia…
    the city that gave us Mumia Abu-Jamal
    …figures ;-)

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  4. daPenguin

    December 2nd, 2009

    Rachel is more of a man that Chris will ever be
    :)

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  5. Call me Lennie

    December 2nd, 2009

    Doesn’t Chris look pathetic in a military uniform? He wouldn’t have survived the bus ride from St Louis Airport to the Reception Center at Ft Leonard Wood.

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  6. Althing

    December 2nd, 2009

    Both of them were actually in the liberal military, here’s the recruitment video that got both of them to sign up immediately.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Dfs7jqFI&feature=fvw

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  7. even steven

    December 2nd, 2009

    Which one has the “iny” and which one has the “outy”? Or are they both like GI Joe and Barbie with nothing at all? Wait… don’t tell me. I don’t really want to know.

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  9. Tom Mo

    December 2nd, 2009

    I doubt mathews has hair on his chest. His fat
    head must have been imposed on nidal maldick hasan’s
    shoulders. The second shooted, however, may have a
    hairy chest. Just thinkin’.

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  10. Tim

    December 2nd, 2009

    Two of the sickest bend over punks on Earth. I’m beginning to think euthanasia may not be such a bad idea – if vetted properly.

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  11. Tom Mo

    December 2nd, 2009

    second shooter

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  12. Dan Ryan Galt

    December 2nd, 2009

    Wow! Sylvia is smart and HOT! Is that off topic?

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  14. TED

    December 4th, 2009

    Althing, I haden’t heard Obama had started his CNSF!? That is their first squad isn’t it?

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