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Do I have to give up my monkey?

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Overheard at the golfcourse.

Bill: I prevented a rape last night.

Paul: Really? How?

Bill: I changed my mind.

Support aids. Donate.

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Campaign Slogan (revised)

A$$HOLE INFECTED DON’T $CREW

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Is it a monogamous monkey? Or do others touch it…TOUCH IT…Touch my monkey! (Klaus)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprockets_%28Saturday_Night_Live%29

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Splendid poster. I have already pirated it and e-mailed it to twenty thousand of my friends. Love your work.

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I just thought about this. “Support AIDS”?

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@ Devildoc: Good one, I have always heard it stood for:

An*lly Injected Death Sentence.

OR

Adios Infected D*ck Sucker.

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Wait, what did you just say? I was too busy nailing this stewardess who’s been letting me use her heroin needle. Also I’m getting a blood transfusion from a monkey.

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Listening to Obama deliver his speech. I’ve heard word “I” at least two dozen times. Incredible

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Yep, alot of I’s in that speech.

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Rick S.
I mean support aids givers through sex
education. Encourage them to stop whacking green
monkeys, unprotected. Stop banging their boy friends. Just stop doing things that normal
people don’t do. But who am I? I pee maypants,
Isheetmadrawrs, but I’m still alive. And playing
golf.

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There is a new drug on the market to prevent the spread of AIDS, as you have seen in so many commercials, “Ask your doctor”.
Oh, it’s called.

Trynoassatall.

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World Aids Day – certainly, another share the blame tactic – as if it couldn’t be stopped with just setting aside abnormal behavior.

And I am watching BHO, too – but I am looking for the No-Bell prize, the Che posters, the cigarette, and waiting for him to fly off the stage with his Dumbo ears…..I guess I am just corrupt.

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I just couldn’t bring myself to watch OBEY-ONE’s speech. So I watched “Bones” instead. And like our friend Matt says, “it’s not a noun it’s a verb”.

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I have spent the whole day rolling around in medical waste with a homeless guy I picked up in an Amtrack mens room and at 8PM I find out its Aids day?

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Oh, Matt, hurry, get a shot now!

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Thanks, Rick….as well as everyone else here commenting.

The whole Aids Day and pawning off responsibility “awareness” to someone else always reminds me of a line in an old SNL skit about Bad Idea Jeans: “Normally, I’d wear protection but then I thought, when am i gonna make it back to Haiti”

http://www.hulu.com/watch/10310/saturday-night-live-bad-idea-jeans

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ok, so do we have to promise to use condoms when having sex with monkeys today? like that’ll work… the monkeys are starting to die u know… it appears they are no longer immune to SIV/HIV.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2298865/posts

if we could ever meet the guy who first had sex with a monkey, what would we ask? (…drum roll…)

Q: was he a top banana? or bottom?

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It’s not the guy who had sex with a monkey who is the problem…
it’s the guy who would have sex with a guy who had sex with a monkey. That’s the guy with no radar, or standards. And so on… and so on… and so on.
The Aids Foundation says when you have sex you have sex with everyone they had sex with.
Please update that slogan to include Monkeys, Picnic Tables, Pool Filters, Apple Pies…

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Picnic tables?
We must remember to knot screw those.

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Guess I’ll have to reschedule the menage a trois with the drug addict and prostitute for another day

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[...] From World AIDS Day: [...]

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Stay away from those knot holes.

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Ready for another hot beef injection. Stat!

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I’m not quite to the point where I’m clomping around with Kleenex boxes on my shoes, but I’m close. I guess I could be a pervert if I didn’t have such a strong sense of self-preservation and wasn’t so easily disgusted… well, probably not. I won’t even get a tattoo because I wouldn’t be able to donate blood for an entire year.

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So I just read that Merideth Baxter (who has 5 kids and is now 134 years old) is a lesbian.
When Family Ties was on I was too young to know that it was a liberal training show…I just wanted to see Merideth in a video with Farrah..A video that I would have directed.
Now she looks like a lizard about to shed 3 layers of skin and she goes lesbian?
How am I supposed to pleasure myself to THAT?
Screw you late-coming Lesbian Merideth!

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Again, it’s the liberal attitude of “how dare you tell me what I should (or shouldn’t) do with my own body”, but when the results are in, it’s ” I should get free health care”.
And since obow-ma removed travel restrictions for AIDS infected individuals to enter the US (last month) there will be MORE.

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Hater!

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