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John Kerry’s Tora Bora Campaign - The Senator is now in favor of more troops after he was against them.
President Obama unveils his new Afghanistan strategy today, and in the nick of time Senator John Kerry has arrived with a report claiming that none of this would be necessary if former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld had only deployed more troops eight years ago. Yes, he really said more troops.
On CNN with Larry King on Dec. 15, 2001, a viewer called in to say the U.S. should “smoke [bin Laden] out” of the Tora Bora caves. Mr. Kerry responded: “For the moment what we are doing, I think, is having its impact and it is the best way to protect our troops and sort of minimalize the proximity, if you will. I think we have been doing this pretty effectively and we should continue to do it that way.”
I have a new quick and easy IQ test. Ask people if they think John Kerry is smart.




Silvia
December 1st, 2009
Jesus H.Cracker…that’s damn good photoshopping…it looks like his real hair!
Call me Lennie
December 1st, 2009
I’m becoming increasingly concerned with the use of the word “douche” on this website
It’s imperative that we not devalue the currency of this wonderfully accurate descriptor of liberals through overuse.
Keep in mind. Sometimes, you can kill more flies with honey than vinegar
Dan Collins
December 1st, 2009
Well BigFurBall has changed my links and stopped me from commenting at all in the cartoon thread. Evidence that
all the talk about the freedoms of the founding fathers by the right is just that- talk.
Your view of freedom ends with their own partisan agendas. I couldn’t draw a cartoon
illustrating the difference between me the founding fathers of this nation and fascists
like BigFurHat any better than his own behavior makes crystal clear. And now he gloats about it being the left who want to suppress free speech! What a hypocrite. Let’s have no more
discussion about who the real Americans are around here.
I have not stopped you from commenting on the cartoon thread. If you’ve been stopped it wasn’t by me. I just removed your links because after you insulted everyone you childishly said that you were benefitting from your image being here. Umm. No, you won’t.
I don’t stop people from saying what they have to say, but spamming the site doesn’t fall under “freedom of speech.”( Besides, isn’t spamming a tad too capitalistic for ya, anyway?)
On the other hand, every left-wing site I have ever been to requires logins. We don’t filter through an approval process. They do that at HuffPo, Daily Kos, Democrat Underground … all of them.But I digress.
Glad you’re here. And you’re welcome to stay. I might even promote your website if you prove yourself to be a gentleman. After all, our first correspondence with you was one of professionalism. We didn’t just poach your image without asking, like so many people do on the internet.
But you made a point of coming here and dropping your pants and farting at everyone. First impressions are hard to rectify. But maybe if you put in the slightest effort to be a decent person this society we live in could actually work.
Sylvia
December 1st, 2009
You’d think I could spell my name correctly WITHOUT that first cup of coffee in the morning.
Obviously, not!
Indeed, that was I in the first post. Thank you all for your heads-ups asking about an impostor.
Yes, I should use a Gravatar, but that would shred the veil of mystery.
Dan Collins
December 1st, 2009
You are truly a piece of work. I let you use the image and then tell you who the cartoon was originally about at which point you began your insults and censorship while gloating at your awesome power. I was polite, I don’t recall any farts as you say unless you mean that I spoiled your little Obamahaters meeting. You needn’t worry about me hanging around this den of GOPinheads. The stench of hypocrisy is overpowering. Enjoy the next 8 years Beckerheads! I will be laughing everytime I hear you moan in political agony at your marginalization. The society you want to live in would never be decent or fair or someplace anyone would want to live in. *)<3
This is your first comment on the site – “The joke’s on you, this was done in 2007 about your boy George Boosh. Got your facts wrong as usual.”
Ummm. This is intended to be insulting and patronizing, no? Or is this a liberal being cordial?
You then launced into neotard, bigfurbrain, Bigfurball, all the while I am still calling you Mr. Collins.
It’s the way I was raised.
For the record, I always knew this was intended to be about Bush. I didn’t post the picture. I also told Admin Girl that the imagery was incorrect, that the artist was ignorant of art history and history in general. Hippie Critic realized it, as well, being an art scholar. But who cares? It can be interpreted any way the viewer wants to see it. I see it as a hack’s attempt to depict a moment in time and got it fundamentally wrong. But that’s just me, too smart for my own good I guess. Otherwise I’d be a fan of your work, and an Obama supporter. – bfh
BETTY
December 1st, 2009
Just another horses ass that we have to put up with.
even steven
December 1st, 2009
Dan sounds like he got picked on mercilessly as a child.
BigFurHat
December 1st, 2009
What exactly is he correct about, James?
Be specific.
BigFurHat
December 1st, 2009
Hypocrisy? Censorship?
You have been censored? I don’t think so. The people here would kill me if I misplaced one nugget of your wisdom.
I’m not catching the hypocrisy part. We insult, and we are intentionally hurtful toward people we regard to be imbeciles.
We are satirical, we comment on political stupidity, with specifics.
We fully expect the imbeciles we go after to fire back with everything they have. It’s just that they really don’t have anything.
Our points are valid and hold up to scrutiny.
I’m not really sure if you understand the definition of hypocrisy.
If you do you are going to have to point to something specific that is hypocritical. So far you’ve just said we’re hypocritical. That’s really not good enough, is it. It would be like me calling you brilliant. I’d have to come up with specifics and then I would be stumped. You gotta be careful when throwing around adjectives.
Sylvia
December 1st, 2009
I can’t believe we now have TWO bitter people whose fathers made them dress up as the St. Paulie Girl at the annual Elks Club Christmas Dinner.
Welcome boys; enjoy your stay.
Sylvia
December 1st, 2009
By the way, this picture of Helen Thomas at a soccer match is priceless. She’s really workin’ that LL Bean hiking jacket too!
Mondo Frazier
December 1st, 2009
Big fur Hat’s on the LEft?
Damn! …and I’m just finding out?
What else don’t I know?!?!
DEVILDOC
December 1st, 2009
Dane bramage?
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BigFurHat
December 1st, 2009
And it’s also nice to know that we are not widely followed!
Or are you doing opposite-speak with that statement as well?
Tom Mo
December 2nd, 2009
Hinsee:
Brilliant: “I haven’t read your statements
but you are correct.” WTF?
Sicktoy
December 2nd, 2009
I think that if you look up the word douche in a dictionary, this EXACT picture should be next to it in lieu of any words…..
DEVILDOC
December 2nd, 2009
Sounds like the hiney is a congressman….as in “I haven’t read it yet, but I’ll vote yes on it!” So maybe we should start showing the same respect we show all our liberal politicians.
Dan Collins
December 2nd, 2009
Methinks the lady doth protest too much. *)<3