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“Honey, when are you gonna be done making $hit up about Global Warming, I really need my golden dong electro-gazmataz tonight?”

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Hey you two cut that out! I live right in the middle of the Cascadia Subduction Zone and we don’t need any disturbance in the force.

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DevilDoc: “I live right in the middle of the Cascadia Subduction Zone and we don’t need any disturbance in the force…”

Don’t fart

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Have these comments been pee-reviewed?

(imagine tacky Calvin image decal)

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Sylvia….To late!

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Woman: My God doctor, if your calculations are correct there’s a current world carbon dioxide level of 368,400 parts per billion!!

Doctor: Yes and it is still only 0.0368% of the atmosphere.

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“Hurry up, Sugar. Gore wants his Meth ASAP!”

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Now we can insert a picture of the Gorical, another Neon light and we can sell these for big bucks at Sharper image in the mall.

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We’re always glad to see YOU, Sylvia

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@Lennie

I’d get a Gravatar, but that would shred the veil of mystery.

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I know what you mean, Sylvia. For example when I looked at Cakes’ gravatar, I knew in a flash that she must have, at one time, been an extremely attractive make up artist in Hollywood.

Took away all the mystery

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Lennie, maybe a Gravatar would cover my lousy pre-caffeine typing ass.
‘Silvia’ for Crisssakes.

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Called (wrote) a Lynda a Linda the other day.
I’ll never hear the end of it. But to switch from
a new ice age to global warming now that’s a good
stretch of the legs

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