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matt
November 30th, 2009
Screw you,Joe Biden..After your last column I played with my tennis balls till I had tennis elbow.
Mondo Frazier
November 30th, 2009
Joe might take over Heloise’s day job.
His hints very helpful…
Betula
November 30th, 2009
1.Warning: Surface is very HOT!
Hey, if her face is hot, you don’t have warn me. I’ve been through that drill before, boy that Penicillin is good stuff!
2.Warning: Medical Waste
Ignore this one. One of these is on my office door and I’ve never had a problem.
MissInMich
November 30th, 2009
My personal fave. Do not use blowdryer while sleeping. Not the Plugs would have a problem with that.
or ‘Warning! May contain nuts’ A perfectly acceptable warning for the door of congress, but not for Obama’s Mom Jeans.
MissInMich
November 30th, 2009
Oh! Another fun one. Actually found this one on a new hammer. ‘Misuse may cause property damage or bodily injury’. Duh! Hey Joe, come here.
Sylvia
November 30th, 2009
They tell me this is on the leaflet inside the box of Preparation H® suppositories…
“Remove from package before inserting”
ouch!