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Joe Biden Helpful Household Hints #3

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  1. matt

    November 30th, 2009

    Screw you,Joe Biden..After your last column I played with my tennis balls till I had tennis elbow.

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  2. Mondo Frazier

    November 30th, 2009

    Joe might take over Heloise’s day job.

    His hints very helpful…

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  3. Betula

    November 30th, 2009

    1.Warning: Surface is very HOT!

    Hey, if her face is hot, you don’t have warn me. I’ve been through that drill before, boy that Penicillin is good stuff!

    2.Warning: Medical Waste

    Ignore this one. One of these is on my office door and I’ve never had a problem.

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  4. MissInMich

    November 30th, 2009

    My personal fave. Do not use blowdryer while sleeping. Not the Plugs would have a problem with that.
    or ‘Warning! May contain nuts’ A perfectly acceptable warning for the door of congress, but not for Obama’s Mom Jeans.

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  5. MissInMich

    November 30th, 2009

    Oh! Another fun one. Actually found this one on a new hammer. ‘Misuse may cause property damage or bodily injury’. Duh! Hey Joe, come here.

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  6. Sylvia

    November 30th, 2009

    They tell me this is on the leaflet inside the box of Preparation H® suppositories…

    “Remove from package before inserting”

    ouch!
    :-)

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