Home - by BigFurHat - January 23, 2012 - 00:35 America/New_York - 43 Comments
January 23rd, 2012
“You can’t smell how bad Obama stinks, can you?”
Newt tweaking his Mom’s nose? Holy mackrel, misoginist, mutherfukker, lowlifebastardcapitalist, homophobe, islamophobe,warmongering, militartyindustrialcomplex prick.anticnn johnking asskicker. enough!
Newt’s mom was just checking to make sure he didn’t fist bump Barry.
They said we wanted to kill grandma, AND THEY WERE RIGHT!!!
Oh the way he kicked John King’s ass. I just watched it again. Better than sex.
I will take “Teh Won” and twist him to he crys Uncle, Oh you want me to show you. Okay imagine your nose is O’Bambi, now you see the pain he will endure knowing that Americans have rejected his commie ways. Yes.
Newt Gingrich demonstrates the proper voting technique for Conservatives in November
“Al Sharpton just rolled up – you’ll thank me later.”
You have a speck in your eye, there, madam.
Vote for me or I’ll rip your f&*&%^%$ nose off!
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“Wise guy, huh?”
“Got yer nose!”
She probably just asked him, what he’ll do to Odumbo in a debate?
The proper answer without saying a word by grabbing her nose…….make him look like a stooge that he is.
This just in, REPUBLICAN presidential candidate Newt Gringrich proved that REPUBLICANS really are trying to kill old people. He can be seen here trying to lead this old woman by her nose, to a cliff where he will throw her onto the rocks below.
In other news, REPUBLICANS keep lying about the death panels in ObamaCare.
Say Obama one more time and I’ll rip it off!
“I’m married and I smell, but I’m ELECTABLE and CHEAT ON MY WIFE so let’s have a go!”
You’re right Mrs. Biden, I can feel your brain in there!
Why, yes, Mom. You’re nose is cold. At least it’s not wet!
This is what you do if mitt wins the nomination as your entering the booth!
Let me help you with your nose hair Ron.
Rides A Pale Horse
“Thanks for putting it back, sonny!”
“Honk if you like Obama.”
“Sorry mam, but I can’t hold your nose through the entire Rachel Maddow show”.
O/T the rock star Ann Barnhardt is coming to our monthly Tea Party meeting on Wednesday. Can I get a woot woot?
“Lady, that boogie’s in there solid! Damn thing just won’t come out!!”
Fresh from his primary victory in South Carolina, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich enjoys a playful moment with future ex-wife Sally Mander.
“Just hold your nose like this and vote for whoever is the nominee.”
Friend of the family
Word’s getting out that republicans REALLY are mad and want a fighter in the White House. The best choice?
Romney gets discombobulated too easily and is weak at the knees.
Santorum is in the wrong century with his extremism.
Paul is out in left field (way out).
And Gingrich is the lesser of two evils between himself and Obama.
I miss you George Wallace (the one I knew before the shooting).
Mary Jane Anklestraps
“Did you poop on the floor? That’s NO NO!”
“In politics, we call this the ‘McCain Maneuver’”.
I got your nose Ron…
This should clear your sinuses in no time!
“I’ll show you!”
Newt’s dealing with one of his ex-wives, not sure which one.
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Aunt Kay Kay
Just hold your nose and vote for me… Here, I’ll hold it for you.
New Gingrich tortures senior citizen!!!
“see, you’ve just got to hold your nose and vote for me!”
You support Ron Paul?
Ok Honey, hold your breath and push real hard.
If you’re gonna talk out of your ass, you might as well clear the airway.
I got your nose! Now show me your toes and will play ‘this little piggie!’
Now watch everyone as I pull her soul out through her nose and eat it like a good RHINO!
Obamacare will work something like this!
“Hey, at least I’m not eating a corndog.”
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