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  1. Chalupa

    January 23rd, 2012

    “You can’t smell how bad Obama stinks, can you?”

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  2. Moe Tom

    January 23rd, 2012

    Newt tweaking his Mom’s nose? Holy mackrel, misoginist, mutherfukker, lowlifebastardcapitalist, homophobe, islamophobe,warmongering, militartyindustrialcomplex prick.anticnn johnking asskicker. enough!

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  3. Sarthurk

    January 23rd, 2012

    Newt’s mom was just checking to make sure he didn’t fist bump Barry.

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  4. The Professor

    January 23rd, 2012

    They said we wanted to kill grandma, AND THEY WERE RIGHT!!!

    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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  5. Moe Tom

    January 23rd, 2012

    Oh the way he kicked John King’s ass. I just watched it again. Better than sex.

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  6. Melody

    January 23rd, 2012

    I will take “Teh Won” and twist him to he crys Uncle, Oh you want me to show you. Okay imagine your nose is O’Bambi, now you see the pain he will endure knowing that Americans have rejected his commie ways. Yes.

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  7. LoveitorLeaveit

    January 23rd, 2012

    Newt Gingrich demonstrates the proper voting technique for Conservatives in November

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  8. Chalupa

    January 23rd, 2012

    “Al Sharpton just rolled up – you’ll thank me later.”

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  9. joeclark77

    January 23rd, 2012

    You have a speck in your eye, there, madam.

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  10. tucsondon

    January 23rd, 2012

    Vote for me or I’ll rip your f&*&%^%$ nose off!

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  11. Dick brain

    January 23rd, 2012

    Anyone feel that sarthurk is a dick just click here

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  12. Chalupa

    January 23rd, 2012

    “Wise guy, huh?”

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  13. Hawaiian

    January 23rd, 2012

    “Got yer nose!”

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  14. Nutjob

    January 23rd, 2012

    She probably just asked him, what he’ll do to Odumbo in a debate?

    The proper answer without saying a word by grabbing her nose…….make him look like a stooge that he is.

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  15. TooMuchTime

    January 23rd, 2012

    This just in, REPUBLICAN presidential candidate Newt Gringrich proved that REPUBLICANS really are trying to kill old people. He can be seen here trying to lead this old woman by her nose, to a cliff where he will throw her onto the rocks below.

    In other news, REPUBLICANS keep lying about the death panels in ObamaCare.

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  16. CSteven

    January 23rd, 2012

    Say Obama one more time and I’ll rip it off!

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  17. CrustyB

    January 23rd, 2012

    “I’m married and I smell, but I’m ELECTABLE and CHEAT ON MY WIFE so let’s have a go!”

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  18. Joecondor

    January 23rd, 2012

    You’re right Mrs. Biden, I can feel your brain in there!

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  19. Claudia

    January 23rd, 2012

    Why, yes, Mom. You’re nose is cold. At least it’s not wet!

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  20. angry mike

    January 23rd, 2012

    This is what you do if mitt wins the nomination as your entering the booth!

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  21. Stanley

    January 23rd, 2012

    Let me help you with your nose hair Ron.

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  22. Rides A Pale Horse

    January 23rd, 2012

    “Thanks for putting it back, sonny!”

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  23. Big Jacket

    January 23rd, 2012

    “Honk if you like Obama.”

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  24. sybilll

    January 23rd, 2012

    “Sorry mam, but I can’t hold your nose through the entire Rachel Maddow show”.
    O/T the rock star Ann Barnhardt is coming to our monthly Tea Party meeting on Wednesday. Can I get a woot woot?

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  25. The Doktor

    January 23rd, 2012

    “Lady, that boogie’s in there solid! Damn thing just won’t come out!!”

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  26. Alfa06

    January 23rd, 2012

    Fresh from his primary victory in South Carolina, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich enjoys a playful moment with future ex-wife Sally Mander.

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  27. IOpian

    January 23rd, 2012

    “Just hold your nose like this and vote for whoever is the nominee.”

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  28. Friend of the family

    January 23rd, 2012

    Word’s getting out that republicans REALLY are mad and want a fighter in the White House. The best choice?

    Romney gets discombobulated too easily and is weak at the knees.
    Santorum is in the wrong century with his extremism.
    Paul is out in left field (way out).
    And Gingrich is the lesser of two evils between himself and Obama.

    I miss you George Wallace (the one I knew before the shooting).

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  29. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 23rd, 2012

    “Did you poop on the floor? That’s NO NO!”

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  30. American Infidel

    January 23rd, 2012

    ‘ok…now blow!’

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  31. Snorkdoodle Whizbang

    January 23rd, 2012

    “In politics, we call this the ‘McCain Maneuver’”.

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  32. Anonymous

    January 23rd, 2012

    I got your nose Ron…

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  33. Pamalou

    January 23rd, 2012

    This should clear your sinuses in no time!

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  34. Mondo Frazier

    January 23rd, 2012

    “I’ll show you!”

    Newt’s dealing with one of his ex-wives, not sure which one.

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    January 23rd, 2012

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  36. Aunt Kay Kay

    January 23rd, 2012

    Just hold your nose and vote for me… Here, I’ll hold it for you.

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  37. AvgDude

    January 23rd, 2012

    New Gingrich tortures senior citizen!!!

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  38. siege44

    January 23rd, 2012

    “see, you’ve just got to hold your nose and vote for me!”

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  39. cato

    January 23rd, 2012

    You support Ron Paul?
    Ok Honey, hold your breath and push real hard.
    If you’re gonna talk out of your ass, you might as well clear the airway.

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  40. Mrs Compton

    January 23rd, 2012

    I got your nose! Now show me your toes and will play ‘this little piggie!’

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  41. spymyeyes

    January 23rd, 2012

    Now watch everyone as I pull her soul out through her nose and eat it like a good RHINO!

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  42. DJ JR

    January 23rd, 2012

    Obamacare will work something like this!

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  43. Corona

    January 23rd, 2012

    “Hey, at least I’m not eating a corndog.”

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