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No Hit Pinata Contest Winner!
Where do I start? So many great ones in our contest to match the moronic nonsense of the No Hit Pinata. While so many of these were funny on one level, I couldn’t help but think of how tragic it is that the No Hit Pinata fits right in with our list. Sorry to say that we can look down this compilation and easily expect some crazy leftist school to actually implement some of this.
While there were way too many gems to note here, I feel these folks need an honorable mention:
mkultra – Cowboys and Indians – without cows, boys, or Indians,
Menderman – Pre blown bubble gum, Bounce free trampolines
Slippery – No spring pogo sticks
Zonga – Halloween without candy
RickeyG – Pre-assembled jigsaw puzzles
Uncle Al – one-piece jigsaw puzzle, Flat-chested Hooters waitresses, and Serious Putty
dapenguin in Alaska – Silent smokeless firecrackers
Alfa06 – Goodminton (because) Badminton has negative connotations, Tine-less forks, Pointless Recycled Wood Pencils
eternal cracker p – 0 foot extention ladder, Room temperature snow
Nutjob – Ground level slides
Mary Jane Anklestraps – fully clothed porn
Groucho Marxist – No Participation Necessary Participation Award
Chalupa – Silent cap guns
But in the end, it was between TWO killer entries from mkultra
- the 1st runner up: “Meany-free eenie miney moe”
and the winner: “Whack-less nick nack paddy”
Frilliant! In the spirit of Everybody Wins, I hereby award an iOwnTheWorld Imaginary Participation Trophy to all who participated. (Psssst, mkultra, we’ll be in touch directly for your contact info and I’ll send ya something from our Nobel War Prize grab bag!)
FreeMan - Save Us Sarah
January 26th, 2012
Congrats mkultra – for both
mkultra
January 26th, 2012
Yippee! Where’s my participation trophy?
PSA for wannabee progressive idiots:
Before attempting to meet or surpass the idiocy of this particular progressive idea, I found it necessary to drink a life-threatening amount of KNOB Creek bourbon before commenting.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
January 26th, 2012
LOLOLOL.
Congrats, Mkultra!
That was a great contest!
I’ll have to go back and read the ones
I missed.
Merry Poppet
January 26th, 2012
mkultra, the “meany-free eenie miney moe” is genius. This contest made me laugh until I cried.
Congratulations!
Zonga
January 26th, 2012
Good fun mkultra. Well done.
rswannabe
January 26th, 2012
Congrats!
plemmen
January 26th, 2012
Congrats to everyone! Whee!!! We all won, but mkultra won betterer!
P.S. IronyCurtain: please post the trophy graphic so I can gack it and post it, like a proud child, on my refrigerator, right next to the woolly mammoth with Barry’s head crayon drawing from our 3 year old granddaughter.
mkultra
January 26th, 2012
Thanks, everybody! Thanks, Irony!
Nutjob
January 27th, 2012
Some of these were real gut busters, I now need windex by my PC from the spewed coffee.
I plan on putting the results in my 8th place trophy case.
Congrats mkultra, I’d put a copyrite and patent on your idea before some prog actually uses it and becomes a 1%er.
Chalupa
January 27th, 2012
Congrats mkultra !!
Alfa06
January 27th, 2012
mkultra-
Impressive grouping…well done!
plemmen
January 27th, 2012
I created my own participation award. You can see (and copy) it at: http://anexconsview.wordpress.com/2012/01/27/im-a-winner-in-a-liberal-mindset/
Menderman
January 27th, 2012
Congrats mkultra! And thanks for the honorable mention Irony Curtain! I’m with plemmen, give us a graphic of the “iOwnTheWorld Imaginary Participation Trophy” so wee can print it out and display it proudly!
Menderman
January 27th, 2012
For those that want their Participation Award, click here>>>: http://anexconsview.wordpress.com/2012/01/27/im-a-winner-in-a-liberal-mindset/
Thanks plemmen!
Team America
January 27th, 2012
Congrats mkultra and all. LOL