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Fook kit! I was posting too fast again! Whale oil beef hooked!

I’m gonna poor anotjer dring!

(I hope you like my sanse off huomer Moe Tom)

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Pretty amazing how high a first class douchebag can climb in the World if he’s lucky enough. (Oh… Wait… I forgot about Obama.) It takes a lot of work and study to get a captains license and command of a large passenger ship like that.

This guy is a first class asshole. I couldn’t believe how close that ship was to the rocks. Of course, the lack of ability to see the potential for catastrophe when reckless showboating with a cruise liner is the same lack of guile that makes him think he can get away with being such a phenomenal coward.

Knowing how fucked up western civilization works now, this chickenshit asshole will probably be a reality TV star in five years.

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how do you say p-u-s-s-y in italian?

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Like my Italian in-laws have often said in reference to relatives who failed in the face of danger…

Better a live chicken than a dead hero!

Of course, the Italians figured out how to lose to both sides in WWII…better they stick to cooking and fornicating, I guess. Works for me, anyhow!

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As an old Navy squid and Merchant Mariner I want to see this guy fry.

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Another great moment in Italian Bravery….
and to think these guys once ruled Western
civilization.

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He who sinks and runs away, lives to sink another day.

He thought it was an Xbox game. Kept hitting the reset, nothing happened.

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I love the “Chicken of the Sea” label. Perfect!

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I read one quote from this sleazebag ” I fell into a life boat”
Really? That is your very lame excuse? you fell in and when ordered to get back on the boat you weren’t able to?
This guy deserves some prison time at a minimum.

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Reminds me of the old joke about the new Italian tank that had 5 reverse gears and one forward gear, in case you were attacked from behind.

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Photo from space
http://www.space.com/14273-satellite-photo-costa-concordia-cruise-shipwreck.html

Links usually don’t show up for me, so click my name as a backup.

I would have bet any amount of money, that could not happen in the 21 century.

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Yeah, that would probably be me allright. “Get back on board ya fooken minga, petza di struns.” (Cunt,POS)
Great discussion on PJTV/ Trifecta at the moment on the difference between the MEN on the Titanic in 1912/13 and the pussies of today. That cowardly bastard of a captain should be keel hauled

+4

The ships in the new Italian Navy have glass bottoms so they can see the old Italian Navy.

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MT
Funny

+1

http://spin.despair.com/news/bad-news/transcripts-epic-dumbass/

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Love this: “Anyone can steer a ship when the seas are calm. But sinking a ship while the seas are calm…. for that you need a dumbass.”

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Menderman. Hang him from the yardarm. cowerdly cur.

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Hay dale
Even ET thinks that guy is a pu$$y!

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It proves that just about anyone is willing to dress like a Captain, but few are willing to ACT like the Captain.

Death Penalty.

Barry Soetoro, Nota Bene

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Don’t remember where exactly (maybe Drudge or Black Ink & Quill) but I read someplace that the inital warning conversation went something like this…

Capt Chickeshit: (arrogant and probably intoxicated) Umm…vessel at xxxxx bearing, turn your to new heading xxxxx? The Law of the Sea states that you must make way and offer right of way for a much larger vessel! So you must change course…

Vessel: Ummm, sir…(frightened yet calm) we’re a Lighthouse!

As I understtod this, captain chickenshit was being an asshole, thought because he was the bigger of the two vessels he would dictate (typical italian facist), they argued back and forth on this for quite a few minutes before captain chickenshit got it that the ‘vessel’ he was commanding to move out of his way wasn’t a vessel at all…but a breakwall lighthouse and by then there just wasn’t any place TO go….a captain is responsible for his ship, its passengers and for having proper and current maps and warning system positions….this dicktard was almost 6 miles off course, steaming full speed…directly into a harbor!
He then bailed on his crew and passengers….prison OUGHT to be the least of this douchebags problems….walking a plank should be 1st!

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@ super toe….. Italians didn’t rule Western Civilization in Ancient Rome…Julius Caesar did…. after he was killed, it all started snowballing downhill, kind of like O and the USA.

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