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I’m a little Despot short and stout,
Here is my fuse and here is my route.
All you got to do is stay out of my way,
and maybe I’ll blow up your friends today!

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BFH, you are beyond compare. What inspires you to come up with this stuff? I guess I’m just just humorless because I do not understand the process. Maybe I haven’t transcended the anger to become funny yet (he says this as he field strips and cleans his AR-15 and loads another four 30 round magazines with JHP 5.56)

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I represent

the terrorist guild

the terrorist guild

the terrorist guild

I represent

the terrorist guild

and I want to blow your my ass and yours away!

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The Robt. B. Reich of terrorists.

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Ana Marie Cox didn’t see it and liked it I’m going to do the same.

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I heard Katie Couric is going to do a Christmas reading of this story for all the little MMM-MMM-MMM kids.

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Betula….That beats the Sierra Hotel India Tango out of my munchkins…..

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DEVILDOC…

That was suppose to read Pentrite (PETN)…used in det cord. They used to tie it around the necks of the Viet Cong prisoners to keep them in line while marching them through the jungle.

Ooh-rah!

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I saw the pre-release press screening for this. It’s a bomb.

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Betula….

Never saw a Viet Cong, only NVA. I don’t remember taking ANY prisoners…2/5 68-69. Semper Fi!

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Devil Doc..

Your “Old Corps”….I tip my hat.

8th engineers, 2nd FSSG 83-89

Semper Fi.

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@Betula

There’s been a lot of discussion about the difference between “old Corps” and New Corps….
We of the Old Corps fight out battles of days gone by in coffee shops. I wasn’t a Marine…
I was a FMF Corpsman.

I honor all those who serve…..conflict on not.

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A FMF Corpsman is a Marine in my book.

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Ha Ha Ha ! Even -I’m- a little taller than this sand squirt !

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Ralph’s got pen!s envy because Tiny Tim’s a Big D!ck.

Ralph, I told you to retire that Gravatar in the last thread. This Treasury Twerp is not funny.

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So, I take it this little fellow is Billy Mays’ replacement “Ka-Boom” peddler.

Let’s all dial our cell phones at once while he’s wiring himself up…Premature Boomjaculation.

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Da plane boss, da plane. We put da bomb on da plane.

Have you seen my little man? He’s the bomb.

Someday he’s gonna blow up and be just like his dad.

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<——- all Jihadists

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A little prisoner…coming to a town near you.

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Mahmoud’s MiniMe

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