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I Just Might Blow Chunks

Home - by BigFurHat - November 23, 2009 - 12:59 UTC - 46 Comments

(and keep in mind, Chunks is my dog.)Jesus_H_Christ

This is a pic of Katie Couric doing some weird form of couricism (that’s the opposite of eroticism) at the party that celebrated her new position as anchor at CBS. There are more at The Gawker. And Jim Treacher adds saltpeter to the erection ipecac with his updated Baby’s Got Back lyrics.

HT/Cheryl Prater

UPDATE: This pic was at the end of the evening, when the waitstaff were doing a lot of wristwatch checking. 500x_couric2When none of the men were being seduced  by Katie’s Saint Vitus Dance, she turned her attention to the 9 year-old girls. That’s when the institution sent a nurse to calm Katie down with a thorazine-pen. The next night she was delivering the news to the nation from the CBS anchor desk. What a liberal country!

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  1. DEVILDOC

    November 23rd, 2009

    Somebody get that woman a POLE….looks like she’s in a dancin’ mood.

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  2. MissInMich

    November 23rd, 2009

    Attention Katie…When the batwing arms have set in, your boobs have traveled south to your navel and you can tuck your a$$ behind your knees…You are too old to try and play the part of a cougar. Tick Hound maybe, but cougar..not so much

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  3. Betula

    November 23rd, 2009

    OMG, did you see the third picture in the series? She could have at least had the decency to use her GoGirl somewhere off in a corner…

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  4. The Ugly American

    November 23rd, 2009

    Monochromatic.

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  5. grayscape

    November 23rd, 2009

    Wow. Pour a little vodka down her throat and she devolves into a typical frat-slut.

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  6. Sam

    November 23rd, 2009

    Uh oh, someone spiked Aunt Katie’s Soy Milk Latte.

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  7. had enuf mike

    November 23rd, 2009

    looks like she’s watched the “Elaine Dance” from “Seinfelds” just once too many!!

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  8. Dan Ryan Galt

    November 23rd, 2009

    Curse you Mike! While I was typing this, you posted yours.

    Come on guys. She is doing the Elaine dance from Seinfeld.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0

    Either that or “The cow says moo!”

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  9. cfm990

    November 23rd, 2009

    They don’t put those warning labels on medicine bottles just for laughs.

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  10. had enuf mike

    November 23rd, 2009

    sorry CHEbaby, I’ve just HAD ENUF

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  11. Woody Boyd

    November 23rd, 2009

    Morbid curiosity here, but how come the rest of the folks look like they are just standing around talking while Old Coot Katie is doing some weird moves in front of children? I mean is there even music or is she dancing to the tune in her head that the voices in her head like to hum ?

    Well I was looking forward to dinner, but not anymore. What a great idea for a weight loss plan…..

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  12. 1MadJack

    November 23rd, 2009

    Come on you guys. :roll” With a paper bag over her head she wouldn’t be too bad. :)

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  13. grayscape

    November 23rd, 2009

    Who needes a bag? I’ll take her as she is….

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  14. DEVILDOC

    November 23rd, 2009

     
  15. had enuf mike

    November 23rd, 2009

    devildoc,

    no reminder needed….

    you the man !!

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  16. Call me Lennie

    November 23rd, 2009

    Two clicks for Che and Had enuf Mike for bringing up the Elaine dance– one of the funniest things I ever saw on Seinfeld

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  17. matt

    November 23rd, 2009

    Greyscape needs our help. This was a cry for an intervention.

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  18. Gateway Pundit

    November 23rd, 2009

    [...] speaking of creepy… Check out Katie’s dance floor moves. Comments [...]

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  19. MissInMich

    November 23rd, 2009

    @1MadJack
    A paper bag for the head and a hefty bag for the rest of her

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  20. DEVILDOC

    November 23rd, 2009

    MissInMich…perhaps you didn’t notice…she’s wearing the Hefty bag with cut-outs for her head and arms already.

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  21. My2Cents

    November 23rd, 2009

    That’s just gross. No longer “The Perky One,” more like “The Creepy One.”

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  22. Elektra

    November 23rd, 2009

    Yeah. That is just too much! These sick, freaky…what do they call themselves?…”womyn”! *Shame on you fingers @ Katie

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  23. grayscape

    November 23rd, 2009

    If I was behind her like the chick in the second picture….I wouldn’t need a bag. She’s HOT!

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  24. [...] November 23, 2009 · Leave a Comment Good freaking grief!, Of course it might have been worse, at least she did not start dancing!  [...]

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  25. MissInMich

    November 23rd, 2009

    DEVILDOC I was thinking more like the kind you tie at the top and throw to the curb.

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  26. MissInMich

    November 23rd, 2009

    According to Gawker, this was her forbidden dance of gin….Hopefully they didn’t play “Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off”

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  27. Stymie

    November 23rd, 2009

    For Chrissake, did they leave that colonoscope inside Katie again? It just might be remote-controlled, judging from those pictures and positions.

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  28. Stymie

    November 23rd, 2009

    “colonoscope”

    …Film at 11

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  29. Ralph

    November 23rd, 2009

    …Polyps at 4 and 7

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  30. Dixie Normous

    November 23rd, 2009

    Yuck! Boys, isn’t it past your bedtimes? :-)

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  31. Gene Pool Cleaner

    November 23rd, 2009

    Hideous I say, Hideous

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  32. DEVILDOC

    November 23rd, 2009

    MissInMich….OOOOHHH You mean the Hefty-Hefty-Cinchsack!!!

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  33. My2Cents

    November 23rd, 2009

    Yo, Katie…http://rlv.zcache.com/if_youve_got_the_low_self_esteem_tshirt-p235057375711555758c9hl_400.jpg

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  34. even steven

    November 23rd, 2009

    Does that poor woman have body lice?

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  35. Sal

    November 23rd, 2009

    What an embarrassment to Americans… but wait.. Not to Americans watch her anymore anyway and haven’t for years: now we see what an inept teleprompter she is. Just whom was she dancing for….O… my?

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  36. HippieCritic

    November 23rd, 2009

    Being that I just saw a commercial with Sarah Jessica Parker, Couric is a dreamboat in comparison (despite the fact that she looks like she’s taking a dump in that second pic).

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  37. Jeff

    November 23rd, 2009

    Maybe, there should be a resignation tomorrow??? Or is that too much to HOPE for. What an embarrassment!!!! And tell me who wants this reputation of this person representing the news… not the share holders I’m sure!!

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  38. Tim

    November 23rd, 2009

    Maybe she has mid-life crisis knowing she is OLD and over the hill!!! And is trying… to lure…anyone.

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  39. Stu

    November 23rd, 2009

    PATHETIC!!!!! Show just how incompetent she is… NOT a class act, and I’ll sell my stock shares tomorrow before this goes down!!

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  40. Gene Pool Cleaner

    November 24th, 2009

    I am so sorry to say this but I think Katie is really hoping that person behind her has a strap-on. Like I said, Hideous

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  41. Call me Lennie

    November 24th, 2009

    Duh,duh,duh,duh duh,duh (wolf whistle)

    Oh she’s a Brick HOUSE!
    She’s mighty mightay, just letting it all hang out
    She’s a ba-rick HOUSE!
    The lady’s stacked and that’s a fact, ain’t holding nothing back
    She’s a brick HOUSE
    She’s the one, the only one who’s built like an Amazon

    Damn, wish I had thought of that sooner

    Shicka down shicka down shicka OW now…

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  42. IOpian

    November 24th, 2009

    In the dry humping picture I can just see an Obama cut of him bowing with his butt in her face.

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  43. Art Vandelay

    November 24th, 2009

    So you think you can dance with the stars! How can she blame this on Costanza? I can hear the co-anchors giggling now. Liberalism+ metal disease+ alcohol= Katie’s train wreck.

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  44. Sylvia

    November 24th, 2009

    LOL ! BFH – I luv the “name” of the picture ! :-)

    (mouse over)

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  45. Sylvia

    November 24th, 2009

    It’s no wonder Chris Boti dumped this strumpet. ;-)

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  46. Chalupa

    November 24th, 2009

    Yama Hama!

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