» News
I Just Might Blow Chunks
(and keep in mind, Chunks is my dog.)
This is a pic of Katie Couric doing some weird form of couricism (that’s the opposite of eroticism) at the party that celebrated her new position as anchor at CBS. There are more at The Gawker. And Jim Treacher adds saltpeter to the erection ipecac with his updated Baby’s Got Back lyrics.
HT/Cheryl Prater
UPDATE: This pic was at the end of the evening, when the waitstaff were doing a lot of wristwatch checking.
When none of the men were being seduced by Katie’s Saint Vitus Dance, she turned her attention to the 9 year-old girls. That’s when the institution sent a nurse to calm Katie down with a thorazine-pen. The next night she was delivering the news to the nation from the CBS anchor desk. What a liberal country!




DEVILDOC
November 23rd, 2009
Somebody get that woman a POLE….looks like she’s in a dancin’ mood.
MissInMich
November 23rd, 2009
Attention Katie…When the batwing arms have set in, your boobs have traveled south to your navel and you can tuck your a$$ behind your knees…You are too old to try and play the part of a cougar. Tick Hound maybe, but cougar..not so much
Popular:
7
0
Betula
November 23rd, 2009
OMG, did you see the third picture in the series? She could have at least had the decency to use her GoGirl somewhere off in a corner…
The Ugly American
November 23rd, 2009
Monochromatic.
grayscape
November 23rd, 2009
Wow. Pour a little vodka down her throat and she devolves into a typical frat-slut.
Sam
November 23rd, 2009
Uh oh, someone spiked Aunt Katie’s Soy Milk Latte.
had enuf mike
November 23rd, 2009
looks like she’s watched the “Elaine Dance” from “Seinfelds” just once too many!!
Popular:
4
0
Dan Ryan Galt
November 23rd, 2009
Curse you Mike! While I was typing this, you posted yours.
Come on guys. She is doing the Elaine dance from Seinfeld.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0
Either that or “The cow says moo!”
cfm990
November 23rd, 2009
They don’t put those warning labels on medicine bottles just for laughs.
had enuf mike
November 23rd, 2009
sorry CHEbaby, I’ve just HAD ENUF
Woody Boyd
November 23rd, 2009
Morbid curiosity here, but how come the rest of the folks look like they are just standing around talking while Old Coot Katie is doing some weird moves in front of children? I mean is there even music or is she dancing to the tune in her head that the voices in her head like to hum ?
Well I was looking forward to dinner, but not anymore. What a great idea for a weight loss plan…..
1MadJack
November 23rd, 2009
Come on you guys. :roll” With a paper bag over her head she wouldn’t be too bad.
grayscape
November 23rd, 2009
Who needes a bag? I’ll take her as she is….
DEVILDOC
November 23rd, 2009
Need I remind you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNn-6FzTimY
had enuf mike
November 23rd, 2009
devildoc,
no reminder needed….
you the man !!
Call me Lennie
November 23rd, 2009
Two clicks for Che and Had enuf Mike for bringing up the Elaine dance– one of the funniest things I ever saw on Seinfeld
matt
November 23rd, 2009
Greyscape needs our help. This was a cry for an intervention.
Gateway Pundit
November 23rd, 2009
[...] speaking of creepy… Check out Katie’s dance floor moves. Comments [...]
MissInMich
November 23rd, 2009
@1MadJack
A paper bag for the head and a hefty bag for the rest of her
DEVILDOC
November 23rd, 2009
MissInMich…perhaps you didn’t notice…she’s wearing the Hefty bag with cut-outs for her head and arms already.
My2Cents
November 23rd, 2009
That’s just gross. No longer “The Perky One,” more like “The Creepy One.”
Elektra
November 23rd, 2009
Yeah. That is just too much! These sick, freaky…what do they call themselves?…”womyn”! *Shame on you fingers @ Katie
grayscape
November 23rd, 2009
If I was behind her like the chick in the second picture….I wouldn’t need a bag. She’s HOT!
Perky, annoying anchor recites ObamaCare poem on nightly news « The Daley Gator
November 23rd, 2009
[...] November 23, 2009 · Leave a Comment Good freaking grief!, Of course it might have been worse, at least she did not start dancing! [...]
MissInMich
November 23rd, 2009
DEVILDOC I was thinking more like the kind you tie at the top and throw to the curb.
MissInMich
November 23rd, 2009
According to Gawker, this was her forbidden dance of gin….Hopefully they didn’t play “Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off”
Stymie
November 23rd, 2009
For Chrissake, did they leave that colonoscope inside Katie again? It just might be remote-controlled, judging from those pictures and positions.
Stymie
November 23rd, 2009
“colonoscope”
…Film at 11
Ralph
November 23rd, 2009
…Polyps at 4 and 7
Dixie Normous
November 23rd, 2009
Yuck! Boys, isn’t it past your bedtimes?
Gene Pool Cleaner
November 23rd, 2009
Hideous I say, Hideous
DEVILDOC
November 23rd, 2009
MissInMich….OOOOHHH You mean the Hefty-Hefty-Cinchsack!!!
My2Cents
November 23rd, 2009
Yo, Katie…http://rlv.zcache.com/if_youve_got_the_low_self_esteem_tshirt-p235057375711555758c9hl_400.jpg
even steven
November 23rd, 2009
Does that poor woman have body lice?
Sal
November 23rd, 2009
What an embarrassment to Americans… but wait.. Not to Americans watch her anymore anyway and haven’t for years: now we see what an inept teleprompter she is. Just whom was she dancing for….O… my?
HippieCritic
November 23rd, 2009
Being that I just saw a commercial with Sarah Jessica Parker, Couric is a dreamboat in comparison (despite the fact that she looks like she’s taking a dump in that second pic).
Jeff
November 23rd, 2009
Maybe, there should be a resignation tomorrow??? Or is that too much to HOPE for. What an embarrassment!!!! And tell me who wants this reputation of this person representing the news… not the share holders I’m sure!!
Tim
November 23rd, 2009
Maybe she has mid-life crisis knowing she is OLD and over the hill!!! And is trying… to lure…anyone.
Stu
November 23rd, 2009
PATHETIC!!!!! Show just how incompetent she is… NOT a class act, and I’ll sell my stock shares tomorrow before this goes down!!
Gene Pool Cleaner
November 24th, 2009
I am so sorry to say this but I think Katie is really hoping that person behind her has a strap-on. Like I said, Hideous
Call me Lennie
November 24th, 2009
Duh,duh,duh,duh duh,duh (wolf whistle)
Oh she’s a Brick HOUSE!
She’s mighty mightay, just letting it all hang out
She’s a ba-rick HOUSE!
The lady’s stacked and that’s a fact, ain’t holding nothing back
She’s a brick HOUSE
She’s the one, the only one who’s built like an Amazon
Damn, wish I had thought of that sooner
Shicka down shicka down shicka OW now…
IOpian
November 24th, 2009
In the dry humping picture I can just see an Obama cut of him bowing with his butt in her face.
Art Vandelay
November 24th, 2009
So you think you can dance with the stars! How can she blame this on Costanza? I can hear the co-anchors giggling now. Liberalism+ metal disease+ alcohol= Katie’s train wreck.
Sylvia
November 24th, 2009
LOL ! BFH – I luv the “name” of the picture !
(mouse over)
Sylvia
November 24th, 2009
It’s no wonder Chris Boti dumped this strumpet.
Chalupa
November 24th, 2009
Yama Hama!