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  1. Denis Ian

    January 3rd, 2012

    Look … all ya need to know about this clucker is that she shares a haystack with the most unintelligible policy parrot of all time. And he’s been dead for a decade.

    To be fair, she married him for his looks. -Irony

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  2. CrustyB

    January 3rd, 2012

    She looks like a Muppet covered in acne scars instead of felt.

    “This has been a Sesame Street News Flash. We now return you to ‘Here Is Your Life’ starring Guy Smiley.”

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  3. MNHawk

    January 3rd, 2012

    HDTV has not been kind to the elderly reporterette.

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  4. Grayscape

    January 3rd, 2012

    Her bigotry is confined to white heteorosexual evangelical Christian males.

    She’d never mock anybody else or her fellow leftist travelers would rape her and stone her to death for being a whore.

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  5. Buck O'fama

    January 3rd, 2012

    Andrea and Pelosi are the poster girls for hatchet-faced bitches.

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  6. hanoverfist

    January 3rd, 2012

    Shes STILL drunk????

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  7. Dale

    January 3rd, 2012

    She must be in her 80′s.

    To be fair, she married him for his looks. -Irony
    Now that is hilarious.

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  8. ChiefIlliniCake

    January 3rd, 2012

    Throw some green tint in that hair and you’ve got The Joker.

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  9. Jake and Ellwood Blues

    January 3rd, 2012

    Andrea ! …. ProActiv

    give it a shot

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  10. John Difool

    January 3rd, 2012

    Other things you would never hear the libtard media say:

    Reporting from San Francisco, which is too agnostic, too homosexual and too liberal….

    Reporting from L.A. which is too gang-banger, too Mexican and too illegal alieny….

    Reporting from New York which is too urban, too ethnic and too jewey…..

    Oh man, these are hilarious! – Irony

    O.k. granted, Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson may say the last one or least part of it.

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  11. Clinton Lovell

    January 3rd, 2012

    It was her audition for Current TV. She’s going to go there full time and pull on Big Al’s chokra until he clucks like a chicken.

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  12. norman einstein

    January 3rd, 2012

    “…she married him for his looks.” LMAO and beer spew!!

    Poor old pizza-face…
    …no beauty, no brains, and she’s married to somebody who’s been dead since the Eisenhower administration.

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  13. Chuck U Farley

    January 3rd, 2012

    Funny, four years ago Iowa wasn’t too White, too Evangelical or too rural

    …when Barack Oblamo won.

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  14. Chuck U Farley

    January 3rd, 2012

    Sean Hannity, on his show today said he met Mitchell during dinner and asked her about the comment. She said she was taken out of context.

    Yeah, right!

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  15. mkultra

    January 3rd, 2012

    Cottage cheese injections must have been popular before Botox.

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  16. John Difool

    January 3rd, 2012

    Andrea Mitchell looks like Iggy Pop’s twin sister.

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  17. acerpalmatumdissectum

    January 3rd, 2012

    I’m looking at her right now on the Nightly News on my 46″ high def Samsung. BLECCHH!!

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  18. simply enraged

    January 3rd, 2012

    Alan Colmes with worse skin and possibly larger, more erectile nipples, although I wouldn’t bet on the latter

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  19. simply enraged

    January 3rd, 2012

    “reporting from Riyadh: Islam – too violent, too misogynistic, too primitive, too errrkkkkkkkkkkkk!

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  20. CharlieWalksonwater

    January 3rd, 2012

    She really saying that Iowa is not white enough, not Christian enough, and doesnt have enough corn

    Oh, wait…my bad.

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  21. Unslung Weiner Hero

    January 3rd, 2012

    Ain’t Andrea mitchell married to Alan Greenspan……oops that’s Judy Woodruff…….same difference really!

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  22. Aufklarer

    January 3rd, 2012

    Hey, I live here. It IS too urban, Muslim and Black. It’s also too liberal/prog/democRAT, burned-out, dirty and dangerous. What else is new?

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  23. RPFreeSpeech

    January 3rd, 2012

    Andrea is Greek, and married to creepy, creaky Alan Greenspan.

    I am half-Greek, divorced, and still un-re-married.

    Does that make me less of an entity than her, I wonder?

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  24. Jethro

    January 3rd, 2012

    ….reporting from the men’s room, which is way to male…

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  25. CharlieWalksonwater

    January 3rd, 2012

    why is it that FOX gets all the “babes” and the also rans get the leftovers?

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  26. bitterclinger

    January 3rd, 2012

    *shudders*

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  27. FreeMan - Save us Sarah

    January 3rd, 2012

    Strange but I heard that on a radio show this morning between 9 and noon. A radio show not to be mentioned, and a blog to be linked to, but there it is.

    You are just gonna have to take my word for it that the idea popped into my head and then about 15 minutes later
    Pat Gray said it …which is why I hat tipped Pat Gray. It was a fairly obvious comedy comparison although my initial take was “Detroit – Too Black, Too Muslim, Too Slummy.” – Irony

    Strange how fast BFH’s infirmity swelled up right after bashing an opinion from said shows host, isn’t it?

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  28. FreeMan - Save us Sarah

    January 3rd, 2012

    Thanks IC – I know what you mean. It happens to me all the time too. Great minds… Not so great in my case.

    I was just ribbing BFH since he was enjoying the TEA so much a few weeks ago.

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  29. Bob M.

    January 3rd, 2012

    “Andrea Mitchell – reporting live from the PMS-NBC newsroom, where the women are TOO hairy, TOO ugly, & TOO stupid…”

    Now THAT… would be some ‘truth in reporting!’

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  30. Moonbattery » A Fair and Balanced Andrea Mitchell

    January 4th, 2012

    [...] Compliments of iOwnTheWorld. [...]

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  31. nutjob

    January 4th, 2012

    I guess her surgeon didn’t think people would notice her wrinkled leatherneck and that putting a young face on a 90 year old is attractive.

    Greenspan could’ve saved himself a fortune by either just photoshopping her face on a cheerleader, or married 1 of hefners liberal bimbo dimwitted hand me downs, and all it would’ve cost him is some alcohol or pills.

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  32. Andrea Mitchell On Iowa: 'Too Rural, Too Evangelical And Too White!' Andrea Mitchell On Detroit: (cricket sound) | Sad Hill News

    January 4th, 2012

    [...] course, if Andrea Mitchell were reporting from Detroit, it would look and sound exactly like this, right?… [...]

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