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Am I proud that I shaved my legs for the first time for this?

(Can you say double standard?)

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This is disgusting. I admit I lust for ugly libs… This is a whole ‘nuther level..

I tried…but it can’t be done.

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Michelle (thinking) : It sure looks different than it did when we buzzed in in AF1.

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I knew this was coming and you didn’t let us down.

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Right about now, Barney Frank is startin’ to look good. Just sayin’……

What was God thinking?

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You’d be safer posting a picture of mohamhead.

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WTF is she doing running around without a BOOB BELT?

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They’d never run a picture like that without first airbrushing out those wonky nipples.

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They’d never run a picture like that without first airbrushing out those wonky n!pples.

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Wonky = due West & Southeast

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I want her to show me how to get those Vulcan eyebrows of her’s.

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National Geographic

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Sam, looking at your picture, that would only be gilding the lily.

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To quote Nick DiPaolo, “she looks like Ray Lewis in drag.”

That’s all I can think every time I look at her now.

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Thanks for the definition, Ralph!

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Off topic, but who else thinks we should get Ralph and Stymie together for a play day?

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I’ll drink to that….Of course I’m Irish, I’ll drink to anything…

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Vulcan, yeah I can see it but I think she’s more Wookiee or Klingon…

Oh snap!

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Play with Stymie? Meh. I’ll eat that wimpy kid’s lunch.

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On second thought, he’s got a razor.

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I don’t know about the rest of you, I’m longing for the picture of Skelator Kennedy Shriver again.

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Remember when America used to have class?

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Yep that’s our First Lady Michelle….. the MSM tells us daily how lucky we are to have such a stylish attractive first lady….

Thank god we didn’t get stuck with someone like Carla Bruni like France did

http://groupieblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/carla-bruni.jpg

roflmao

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@don…

“Yes ma’am, that’s one ticket, coach, to Paris. No luggage.”

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Looking at that picture again, The Thing from the Fantastic Four comes to mind. “It’s clobberin time!”

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no flames shooting from her mouth,…like GODZILLA ?

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as the late,great Redd Foxx put it:”she has a tattoo of fire on one leg and a devil on the other and when she crosses her legs it looks like hell!”

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Put Jackie Kennedy’s face back on Michelle Obama, that was a perfect piece of satire.

The point to be made is not how ugly the woman is, but how tasteless and classless she is as compared to former First Lady’s

Here’s an idea. Stick Lady Bird Johnson’s face on Michele O’s hulking frame. See how much spewed coffe that elicits

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assman,

“crosses” or “uncrosses” ?? either way, not pretty!

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I have long suspected Ralph and Stymie are the same person…

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LadyGun12,

you could be onto something there

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LadyGun2…

You mean like Dr. Jekyll

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LadyGun2…

and Mr. Hyde?

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um no if newsweek had done that about michelle the scrunts at lgf would be accusing them of being tools of the right and thus bid them adieu

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Stymie and Ralph, how did the two of you orchestrate that? You must be the same person.

Except …. how could one person alone be THAT FUNNY?

How’s that for a little Obama nosing

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Stymie = Ralphie? Could be. You’re never alone with a Schizophrenic.

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Looking at the picture again, my wife dresses like that when she is trying to avoid having sex with me, but in her case, it doesn’t work.

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Thanks for the compliment Lennie.

You’re no slouch in the Humor Department yourself: “Yanking Dandy’s Doodle” LOL!

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Ditto Lennie!

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Hey Dan, a wee bit TMI… but maybe it’s your hair.

:-)

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“…maybe it’s your hair”

That’s not Lennie’s hair Rolf, that’s dead CHE’s hair.

And what the he11 is :-) …a bj?

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Sorry Ralph, but I have needs too.

And what’s wrong with my hair? Joe B should have so much.

Maybe I should exfoliate.

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Yeah, smart-ass, that’s not Lennie either…it’s Dan you dummy.

And this is a bj:

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Last message was for bottle-fed Stymie, not you Dan.

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and I thought Stymie was a breast man.

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“…thought Stymie was a breast man”

I was until my old man started smoking cigars.

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It this a first for IOTW? A Jekyll & Hyde? err…Stymie & Ralph?

BTW, Che I love your avatar! How many trips through the carwash this weekend?

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Thanks Sicktoy. The Dead Che is on loan from the People’s Cube web site. Well, I’m sure if I asked them, they wouldn’t mind if I “borrowed” him

We ran out of quarters.

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One of the best arguments for wearing a burqa that I’ve seen…

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Ralph, I don’t believe those are nipples. I think they’re folds in the fabric cause by the camisole being too tight. That would explain why they’re asymmetrical.

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Well, if you’re gonna be that way about Stymie, check out these lyrics

I got a yanking doodle sweetheart
He’s my yanking doodle boy
Yanking doodle went to London
Just to ride the boners
I am that yanking doodle boy

Picture James Cagney singing that, Stymie

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