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Home - by BigFurHat - November 21, 2009 - 14:12 UTC - 16 Comments

Here we see the President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama, listening to one of his favorite records as a boy, the Muslim Call To Prayer.missionCommenting afterward, Obama said, “it certainly was moving to reminisce, but I have to say, it sounds much prettier on my iPOD.”

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  1. matt

    November 21st, 2009

    Ah! The childhood call to prayer! what cherished memories of my first jihad!

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  2. ScratchNSniff

    November 21st, 2009

    Truly he will receive his 72 virgins, and more, for he is destroying the whole nation of infidels.

    Ah-lah Al-lah oxen free.

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  3. Ralph

    November 21st, 2009

    Uh oh…do I smell a new contest in the air…or did someone just cut the cheese?

    === “Obama’s Favorite Songs Growing Up” ===

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  4. illustr8r

    November 21st, 2009

    What did O draw on his Etch-A-Sketch when he was a boy? Favorite View-Master reel?

    Just trying to stoke the fires of more contests…
    :) @ralph

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  5. Irony Curtain

    November 21st, 2009

    OK, I’ll start with some of his favorite kid tunes:

    Twinkle Twinkle Little Czar

    Ring Around The Rosie O’Donnell

    The Fascist In The Dell

    Feelings

    Mary Had A Little Alinsky

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  6. LadyGun12

    November 21st, 2009

    Where have you been, Irony?

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  7. Call me Lennie

    November 21st, 2009

    I’ve been in the Middle East and I’ve heard the call to prayer.

    It wakes you up in the morning, its like a jihadi’s alarm clock

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  8. DEVILDOC

    November 21st, 2009

    Does it start with “Give me an F”

    and end with “Ram-a-lam-a Ding Dong”?

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  9. Betula

    November 21st, 2009

    He looks like he’s remembering how to poop his diaper.

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  10. Ralph

    November 21st, 2009

    BO’s Top 10 Favorite Oldies – 1950s

    Patti Page
    “How Much Is That Doobie In The Window?”

    Nat Cole
    “Mona Sleeza”

    Joe Turner
    “Sheik, Rifle And Stole”

    Platters
    “The Great Pretender”

    The Cadets
    “Stranded In the Jungle”

    Little Richard
    “Long Tall Mack Daddy”

    Carl Perkins
    “Blue Suede Bomber Shoes”

    The Royals
    “Work With Me ACORN”

    Bill Haley
    “Organize Around The Block”

    The Clovers
    “One Mint Jihad”

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  11. had enuff mike

    November 21st, 2009

    Back to topic, kiddos,…

    I hear, if you play this record backwards,
    it says ” G.D.,America”, and other classy things,like “chickens coming home to roost, and “Paul is dead”…

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  12. Stymie

    November 21st, 2009

    Ralph, don’t forget the 1954 blockbuster hit:

    The Chords
    “Ka-Boom”

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  13. Ralph

    November 21st, 2009

    Playing backwards also reveals: “It’s all Bush’s fault”

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  14. Dan Ryan Galt

    November 21st, 2009

    More of his childhood favorites:

    Baa baa Black sheep
    Be Kind to Your Left Leaning Friends
    I’m a Little Fascist or
    I’m a Little Despot

    Adult favorites:
    Crappy Days Are Here Again
    Whistle While You Work To Destroy America
    When You Wish Upon a Czar
    The Wheels on the Obama Bus Go Thump Thump Thump

    And for Barney:

    Blow The Man Down
    Homo on The Range

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  15. mcnorman

    November 21st, 2009

    HMOTUS

    Head Muslim Of The United States

    It’s a video and the words come straight from POTUS’ mouth.

    http://mcnorman.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/hmotus/

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  16. Irony Curtain

    November 22nd, 2009

    @ladygun12

    Why, thanks for noticing! I’ve been on an important undercover assignment this week that’s taken most of my time. I’ve had to painstakingly root out millions of unauthorized intruders in the area and fully secure a 2.5 acre perimeter utilizing a high powered weapon. (Blowing the leaves off my property.)
    Not only that, but an operating system upgrade had left me without my main computer for a few days.

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