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Hell Hath No Fury – Photos of Andrea Mitchell Uncovered
Yesterday, Andrea Mitchell was spotted stalking Sarah Palin at a book signing, scornfully waving a copy of Newsweek – or so we thought. It is obvious that Mitchell is totally obsessed, and her absolute FURY at Palin is abundantly evident in the look on her face.
It turns out that her undisguised anger is not solely due to the vast differences in their appearances (Meow. But, come on – look at her!) nor the fact that Sarah Palin goes home to super cute Todd and Andrea goes home to the icky Alan Greenspan. We’ve uncovered another reason: Mitchell wasn’t holding out a copy of Palin’s Newsweek issue. She was waving a copy of her own magazine cover, seen here:
Frightening enough, but that’s not all. We’ve also uncovered a mock-up of a proposed movie based on Andrea Mitchell and her sick obsession with Sarah Palin:






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Frank G
November 21st, 2009
Anyone notice how Andrea’s face is more and more resembling Al’s scrotal sack
FreeWillie
November 21st, 2009
Short, no tits and she copies Sarah’s wardrobe. Pathetic comes to mine….
FreeWillie
November 21st, 2009
mind too
Corona
November 21st, 2009
She’s Greenspans’ wife?! Come to think of it she does look like a creature from Jekyll Island.
Corona
November 21st, 2009
Oh and regarding her *ahem* nose? “Oh no, I spilled the White-Out!”
JavelinaBomb
November 21st, 2009
You guys are all posers, I’ve been hating Andrea Mitchell forever. You can have your Chris Matthews or Keef Underman, but they have mental problems and can’t help being stupid. Andrea Mitchell was always the real deal. Her unconcealed contempt for the common man, her dubious grasp of journalistic standards, her latching herself onto a rich sugar daddy like Greenspan, and probably doing horrible things to get him ((shudder)). And look at her disheveled hair. Because she has no soul, she doesn’t cast a reflection in a mirror so she can’t even fix her hair. Truly awful.
cakes
November 21st, 2009
It’s like the movie “Single White Female”.
matt
November 21st, 2009
Not to sound like a retard but I have been working on one of my project cars all morning. Can someone tell me in 25 words or less why this crazy woman was there with that magazine aned what she hoped to achieve?
Stymie
November 21st, 2009
matt, she wanted Sarah to sign her magazine. Alan told her they’re down to their last million (in T-Bills) and they need stuff to put on eBay.
Dan Ryan Galt
November 21st, 2009
I didn’t know Andrea could read. I don’t know who has it the worst, Allen Greenspan sleeping with her or her sleep with Allen Greenspan.
Hey, take her wig off and who could tell the difference?
matt
November 21st, 2009
I actually looked for a text version of this story and could not find one.
Now,question for Stymie:
Would you rather shave Andea’s bikini areas or Alan Greenspans?
In this scenario there are no noseplugs or handi-wipes. And your best freind has to shave the one you do not pick…and he saved your life in a rock climbing accident.
cfm990
November 21st, 2009
This goes way beyond great. To have someone of Andreas stature stalking, shows the fear. Were we to have an honest media, she would be laughed out of the biz. That lil ol mom from Wasillah, sure do make the libs squeamish.
cfm990
November 21st, 2009
@ Matt.
I can always find another friend.
matt
November 21st, 2009
CFM990 THAT is the correct answer! AFTER you have him shave Alan Greenspan you tell him its not worth it,SEEYA!
LadyGun12
November 21st, 2009
Matt, you are SO twisted! Love it!
Tim
November 21st, 2009
Heard the name, of course, but I’m not familiar with her work. She looks hateful. She should be glad she snared a stud like Greenspan and didn’t end up in Rosie O’Donnell’s harem as the procto-girl.
Stymie
November 21st, 2009
Well matt, shaving Andie’s bikini area would require the following:
[1.] an NBC Hazmat suit…Nuclear, Biological, Chemical. An MSNBC suit just wouldn’t be enough protection.
[2.] at least one practice shave on a Venus Flytrap. You’ll see the similarity immediately.
[3.] you’d have to put up with her singing “Oy, Shake Hands with Your Uncle Max!” while you work on her.
[4.] you’d have to find a new best friend.
[5.] you’d also have to find a new razor.
[6.] you’d have to promise Andie you’ll call her the next day.
[optional] you’d let Alan watch.
Sylvia
November 21st, 2009
It’s about time that box of Kleenex magically appeared behind Barney. Now he’s all set for Saturday Night At The Movies !
First, bring in the Short Subjects…
Ralph
November 21st, 2009
Hey Sylvia, post in the right thread…and lay off the cheap Smirnoff.
grayscape
November 21st, 2009
Holy crap! Shrew is right. I may have the HOTS for libs like Boxer and Sebelius (hubba hubba…) but this one gives me chills.
…wait a minute.. she’s starting to look hot… Oh man….what am I gonna do? It’s hopeless…
Jim Treacher
November 21st, 2009
How do you solve a problem like mania?
BigFurHat
November 21st, 2009
@jtlol – I think this question is entrapment. (You see, I’m paranoid, not manic.)
Dan Ryan Galt
November 21st, 2009
We’re not gonna get in trouble for what we post here….are we?
jd nyc
November 21st, 2009
I liked her as Dr. Smith on “Lost In Space”
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Sylvia
November 21st, 2009
@Dan Ryan… “trouble…”
Are you referring to this thread or the whole site?
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Tom Mo
November 21st, 2009
Andrea M. looks like an unmade bed in a barracks;
looks posessed.
Elektra
November 22nd, 2009
@javelinabomb
Did you see this video? Her hair is disheveled because she is having to fight the crowd and the cops to get this close. Hearing you describe her as you do puts the icing on the cake, for me. I already thought of how humiliated this woman reporter must be, but to learn who she REALLY is…pah! JIC you missed it:
@1:40 *ROLLING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w-kmmlCHUs
Ralph
November 22nd, 2009
Hey Stymie, stick to shaving your face and legs. Leave Andie’s bikini area to the professionals from ORKIN.
beethovenqueen
November 22nd, 2009
Elektra, that is one of my all time fave vids! Mitchell being restrained by security!! ahh hahahaha! if only Sarah would call them off (NOT!)
I think Sarah needs to work out some secret hand signals to security to let them know when it’s time to escort out the rabid beasts…
Conservative Gazette
November 22nd, 2009
Poor Alan, all that money and he ends up with that. I’d rather chew my arm off.
Sylvia
November 22nd, 2009
@Gazette…yes, poor Alan indeed. He ended with with her, and she’ll end up with all his money. There’s a Lose-Lose for ya’
Tom Mo
November 23rd, 2009
Alan is not alone. Some where in the world there
is a Mr. Pelosi, and a Mr. Boxer. Call me
Madam speaker!!! Call me senator!!!!
Tom Mo
November 23rd, 2009
elektra: just watched the vid. Mitchell looks
angry throughout. I like the way Sarah dismissed
her as one would a pest. great show