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Levi Johnston’s 15 Minutes of Fame Suffering from Shrinkage

Home - by Lori Ziganto - November 20, 2009 - 20:07 America/Chicago - 14 Comments

Based on rumors surrounding his Playgirl photo shoot, his 15 minutes of fame is not the only thing suffering from shrinkage either. Meow.

Poor Levi was totally snubbed at the GQ Men of the Year party. In his defense, this may have been partly based on the fact that he was gussied up in tool-ish vest, pancake make-up and pink lipgloss (see photo). OK, so that’s not in his defense at all, but it’s hilarious!

Levi, who had on a vest, yellow pocket square and what appeared to be pancake makeup, wandered around the party with both his manager Tank (wearing a diamond earring) and a second beefy gentleman (wearing an earpiece).

And no one cared.

Levi was largely ignored by other guests as he wandered to get a soda (he’s underage) and he checked his Blackberry while Tank hit up the buffet. An hour later, they were gone.

This week, Sarah Palin, the grandmother of the child he seems to have forgotten, was bombarded by crowds of fans and her book printing was just upped to 2.5 million copies. After only three days.

Levi Johnston?

GQ celebrates the 2009 Men of the Year event, LA

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  2. Tom MO

    November 20th, 2009

    Jamie Hines: Where are you? Remember 11/17/09?

    “Palin lies…book is tanking.”

    11/20/09 Printing up to 2.5 Million in 3 days!

    What’s your preference Jamie. Rook, Crow,

    or Jackdaw?

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  3. Tom MO

    November 20th, 2009

    Poor Levi. What a dunce.

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  4. rebecca83095

    November 20th, 2009

    Ew, I knew he was a parasite, didn’t know he was a pansy, too.

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  5. Dede

    November 20th, 2009

    So first he poses for a mag that is mostly read and oogled by gay men and now he’s dressing like one? Duuuuude.

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  6. Sylvia

    November 20th, 2009

    Headline: “Johnson Missing From Johnston Levi’s”

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  7. Sam

    November 20th, 2009

    He looks like a fookin’ Teletubby.

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  8. Boobie The Rocket Dog

    November 20th, 2009

    LJ is a tool, but whose? Not Gay Quarterly’s apparently.

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  9. My2Cents

    November 20th, 2009

    Probably the first (and hopefully only) guy ever to become famous for not using protection.

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  10. Alo Konsen

    November 21st, 2009

    Any bets on whether “Ricky Hollywood” ends up in the adult film industry?

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  11. carlos

    November 21st, 2009

    Good news for levi, though; with all the notoriety, I understand Barney Frank has offered him a job in Washington as an “intern”
    Good luck with that levi!

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  12. had enuf mike

    November 21st, 2009

    obviously, he’s not the MASTER of His Domain

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  13. Stymie

    November 21st, 2009

    @mike…If he were to become a prize fisherman, would be then be called a Master Baiter?

    just askin’
    :-)

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  14. had enuff mike

    November 22nd, 2009

    stymie,
    You are correct..!

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