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Smokin’ Hot NASCAR’s Danica Patrick Naked Breast Autograph Pic

Home - by - December 22, 2011 - 23:10 America/New_York - 64 Comments

We won’t display the picture here for modesty reasons

GO HERE TO SEE

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Update: Danica grabbing her own breasts

» 64 Comments

  1. HolgerDanskeWachs

    December 22nd, 2011

    FIX THE LINK!! FIX THE LINK!!

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  2. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    December 22nd, 2011

    HTTP 404 Not found.

    Tanks a LOT!

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  3. Piker

    December 22nd, 2011

    that was a cruel trick… fix it!

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  4. sTevo

    December 22nd, 2011

    It’s too early for Aprils fools.

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  5. Buck O'fama

    December 22nd, 2011

    She says she wants to be taken seriously as a race car driver. Yet, she poses for something like this? WTF? Can’t have it both ways, darlin’.

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  6. Moe Tom

    December 22nd, 2011

    A tit is a tit. No need to see it. She is a pretty young girl and I prefer it that way. Perverts (lol_)

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  7. SgtZim

    December 22nd, 2011

    Thank God the link is broken, it’s a picture of her autographing Barney Fwanks thee cupths!

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  8. Chuck U Farley

    December 22nd, 2011

    Bad Fur. Bad!

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  9. Diann

    December 22nd, 2011

    Modesty reasons? You? Boy, I knew this was a set-up from that comment. You couldn’t pay me to click that link.

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  10. I'm Your Huckleberry

    December 22nd, 2011

    Fur, is this a ploy to get your numbers’ up at this post?

    It will work…

    crazy like a fox…

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  11. Tim

    December 22nd, 2011

    After the 47th try, I figured it was a joke …

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  12. Efficacy

    December 22nd, 2011

    I take her ‘seriously’ as a race car driver as well as a hot gal with a nice bum.

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  13. Commisar Abe

    December 22nd, 2011

    I suddenly have the urge to be reincarnated as a bucket seat.

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  14. I Luv Bacon

    December 22nd, 2011

    If I was in a race with Ms Patrick, the posted one is the only view I would be getting of her, anyway.

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  15. Commissar M

    December 22nd, 2011

    Damn… 404′ed. :(

    @Buck O’fama-
    My pre-teen niece, who is a total gear head, made a similar observation about Ms. Patrick not long ago. Something along the lines of her being a “fashion model that races cars”.

    Got to admit that Danica’s pretty easy on the eyes, though.

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  16. Joe

    December 22nd, 2011

    LOL the link he was trying to get us to click was http://www.youtube.com/embed/aqPTUv0FBgM which is titled “home for the holidays: share why you’re working to re-elect president obama”

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  17. Corny

    December 22nd, 2011

    I’ve watched this young lady for many years now and I don’t think that’s her body for what it’s worth.

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  18. The Doktor

    December 22nd, 2011

    I think that THIS is the link.

    And, JOE, shove your Hussein up your ass.

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  19. scr_north

    December 22nd, 2011

    For those of you who chuckle at her being a race car driver it may behoove you to remember that she has to qualify for each race just like the men do. Her career record is actually better then a lot of men on the circuit and the sad thing is she has to do this cheesecake crap in order to get sponsors because there’s a few too many of the cementheaded good ol boys that still relate NASCAR to beer and chewing tobacco.

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  20. CrustyB

    December 22nd, 2011

    This makes you a Patrick-Tease.

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  21. Commisar Abe

    December 22nd, 2011

    I don’t know what ya’ll are complaining about.

    That picture blows up real good at 400x.

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  22. Moxie Man

    December 22nd, 2011

    404 error: NO BOOBS

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  23. MAJ Mike

    December 22nd, 2011

    Thanks Dok, I needed that!

    Mr. Hat, you’re such a tease.

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  24. Weldor

    December 22nd, 2011

    No wonder you don’t have any friends, fur…

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  25. Jarhead Cracka

    December 22nd, 2011

    She drives for Michael Andretti Racing. Last time I checked the Andrettis were pretty serious about racing and winning. Michael Andretti wouldn’t have hired her if he didn’t think she was a good race driver. And I think she does look good in a bikini, too.

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  26. John

    December 22nd, 2011

    She needs her salad tossed.

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  27. Nunya

    December 22nd, 2011

    …and for the ladies? ;)

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  28. conservativeBC

    December 22nd, 2011

     
  29. Botzilla

    December 22nd, 2011

    I have a link for topless pics of Joy Behar…anybody?…anybody?

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  30. The Doktor

    December 22nd, 2011

    @Nunya – - Here ya GO, Hun!!

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  31. The Doktor

    December 22nd, 2011

    @Botzilla – - That kinda stuff can get a person permanently banned!

    ;-)

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  32. conservativeBC

    December 22nd, 2011

    That is funny, I don’t care who you are

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  33. conservativeBC

    December 22nd, 2011

    @Botzilla I have a link to a Joy Behar wardrobe malfunction

    http://conservativeblogscentral.blogspot.com/2011/05/joy-behar-wardrobe-malfunction.html

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  34. conservativeBC

    December 22nd, 2011

    LOL

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  35. Dan Ryan Galt

    December 22nd, 2011

    I’ll try to post a picture of me Nunya but you can only look…no touchie. Mrs Galt is VERY possessive.

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  36. Dan Ryan Galt

    December 22nd, 2011

    Is that Chaz Bono B C ?

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  37. conservativeBC

    December 22nd, 2011

    It looks like her/him. You would have to do Crocodile Dundee to know for sure.

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  38. Bob M.

    December 22nd, 2011

    If I were single… and 10 years younger… and she was single… and 10 years younger… and…

    Damn… fantasies didn’t USED to be this COMPLICATED! :-o

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  39. Ten-Ten

    December 22nd, 2011

    Break out the photoshop and stitch together Danica’s face, a tit and an autogroph. Channel your inner Picaso or Salvador Dali if you must….But no Helen Thomas!

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  40. Mr.Gates

    December 22nd, 2011

    Once you’ve seen one naked woman, you pretty much want to see the rest of them naked too.

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  41. Unslung Weiner Hero

    December 22nd, 2011

    Why let someone post a bad link. Almost as bad as EHOWA.

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  42. Piker

    December 22nd, 2011

    I don’t go to EHOWA anymore… not after he failed to explain why there is both vector and raster graphics in the Stanly Ann Dunham signature on Obama’s birth certificate…and then continued to defend the forgery.

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  43. Menderman

    December 22nd, 2011

    I get no booby….just another 404 thingy…bah humbug!

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  44. Menderman

    December 22nd, 2011

    conservative B.C., that hurt……

    but it was funny…

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  45. xthred

    December 22nd, 2011

    Whore.

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  46. New Mexico Gunman

    December 22nd, 2011

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Man boobs!

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  47. AvgDude

    December 22nd, 2011

    The link is to a pro-Obama video. WTF?!

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  48. WhiteFalcon1

    December 22nd, 2011

    Merry Christmas Guys…even you, Fur!

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  49. tucsondon

    December 22nd, 2011

    Her backside is her greatest ASSet, IMO. A definite 10 on the tucsondon-o-meter.

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  50. Dan Ryan Galt

    December 22nd, 2011

    Once you’ve seen one naked woman, you pretty much want to see the rest of them naked too.

    I don’t know Mr Gates, there’s a pretty long list of women I PRAY will keep their clothes on.

    Hillary
    Mooshell
    Whoopie
    Rosie
    Nancy

    You get the idea.

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  51. Moxie Man

    December 22nd, 2011

    Danica will never have a problem seeing the fries on her plate.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDjaXMOfvKQ
    .

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  52. norman einstein

    December 22nd, 2011

    Oh, MAN! Why???

    You are one sadistic bastard, and that deserves coal in your stocking!

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  53. Bad Brad

    December 22nd, 2011

    I had no idea Chaz Bono was a Nascar fan. I would have assumed he, she, it, would of have those removed. I will not be sleeping well tonight.

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  54. ddiddly

    December 23rd, 2011

    You’re a real bitch, Fur. Merry Christmas.

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  55. Nunya

    December 23rd, 2011

    Thanks for the effort Doktor, but Brad needs a bath…and not in the good way like Mike “Dirty Jobs” Rowe ;)

    Sheesh, never trust a man to do women’s work: okay it’s our turn ladies!

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  56. conservativeBC

    December 23rd, 2011

    Thanks for the post Furhat

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  57. conservativeBC

    December 23rd, 2011

    @Nunya Is that Rachel Maddow ?

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  58. roadmaster

    December 23rd, 2011

    That was a dirty trick! I shoulda known better – you guys were never “too modest” before. That’s one of the reasons my wife quit visiting this site – too crude and base. I on the other hand used to have couth, but I got shots for it.

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  59. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    December 23rd, 2011

    I wanna know where the original is that blows up 400x…

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  60. BigFurHat

    December 23rd, 2011

    @roadmaster

    She visits the site when you go to sleep!

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  61. I-me-me-I Prez

    December 23rd, 2011

    O.K. the link is fixed, now let’s just get a nice look at some Danica Patrick t… OH YOU BASTARD!!!!

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  62. Piker

    December 23rd, 2011

    Barney Frank Jr.?

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  63. FreeMan - Save us Sarah

    December 23rd, 2011

    Was that Chaz Bono?

    She has great penmanship.

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  64. MNHawk

    December 24th, 2011

    /hiss

    May Mochelle Obama invade your next wet dream

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