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  1. Tom MO

    November 17th, 2009

    BFH You did it again. F*lking Brilliant. Will
    comment tomorrow. Free comments tomorrow. LOL

    Look again, Tommo, this is Hippie’s.- BFH

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  2. Stymie

    November 17th, 2009

    Good Lord, this clown could bolt from the courtroom and get lost among the cab drivers for months.

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  3. Stymie

    November 17th, 2009

    The next big threat in NYC will be CAMEL FLU spread by these sand monkeys.

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  4. shootersgrandma

    November 17th, 2009

    This only goes to prove my point that the biggest jihad against America is in the White House.

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  5. Tom MO

    November 17th, 2009

    Hipp1e critic. Brilliant I give BFH too much
    credit. Will get back

    And Not Enough As A Golfer!! (actually, I really suck these days… ever since Obama!) -bfh

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  6. Chalupa

    November 17th, 2009

    Sheikh Your Booty- maybe Barry’s got a foot fetish

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  7. My2Cents

    November 17th, 2009

    The guy in the poster looks like one of bad guys in “Team America” (“durka durka durka”). The one standing, not the one bowing.

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  8. My2Cents

    November 17th, 2009

    ***maybe Barry’s got a foot fetish***

    When you consider he’s worshipping his own feet, you’re probably right about that.

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  9. Chalupa

    November 17th, 2009

    Maybe Barry doesn’t know sh#t from shinola!

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  10. cfm990

    November 18th, 2009

    AF1 flyover, Date night, now this, what does Obama have against NY? Other than the fact that a couple of our own live there.

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  11. cfm990

    November 18th, 2009

    My idea of justice, is to see this pig hump hanging from the back of a hook & ladder, in the middle of ground zero.

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  12. Betula

    November 18th, 2009

    In the New York region, we’re calling this play….Mas Miserables.

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  13. Betula

    November 18th, 2009

    From “THE PRODUCERS”
    (Or in this case, THE PRO-LOSERS)
    To the tune of “Springtime for Hitler”…

    Springtime for Khalid from Guantanamo
    Al Qaeda is Happy and Gay!
    The Memories we can’t erase
    Look out, he’s coming to this place!
    Springtime for Khalid from Guantanamo
    Afghanistan’s a fine land once more!
    Springtime for Khalid from Guantanamo
    Watch out, America
    We’re going on tour!
    Springtime for Khalid from Guantanamo..
    CHORUS:
    Spingtime! Springtime!
    Springtime! Springtime!
    Springtime! Springtime!

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  14. matt

    November 18th, 2009

    New York is one of Obamas least favorite places.
    I am a country boy so I dont see the attraction people have for big citys but I cannot understand why Obama is sending in terrorists.
    George Bush hated New Orleans and Obama hates New York. It just dont make sense.

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  15. Anonymous

    November 18th, 2009

    Stymie,

    “The next big threat in NYC will be CAMEL FLU spread by these sand monkeys.”

    How insensitive you are calling them that, …they prefer the term, “Pull Start” ;)

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  16. Stymie

    November 18th, 2009

    My bad. ButI didn’t want that term to be confused with the beads in Barney’s butt.

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  17. Dixie Normous

    November 18th, 2009

    Wow, such an educational Blog site! I learned two NEW terms today and can’t wait to use them on my friends.

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  18. Call me Lennie

    November 18th, 2009

    How interesting I just wrote a post about the proper pronunciation of KSM’s name.

    First off, the “KH” represents the Arabic phlegmatic or “hawk a lugie” H. It’s not a K sound at all — it’s a disgusting variant of H. If you’ve ever heard an Arab speak, your ears were no doubt assaulted by this disgusting consonant related noise, which sounds exactly like someone hawking up a lunger t

    As for Khalid, it rhymes with salad. So if you can imagine yourself “Khawking” a lugie into “Khalid’s salad” (and who couldn’t)you got the proper pronunciation down pat.

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  19. Call me Lennie

    November 18th, 2009

    Now that we know the proper pronunciation of KSM’s first name, let’s try a few conveersational tidbits

    May I prepare your salad … “Khalid?”(lol)

    So Khalid ….. How was your SALAD!

    (Baroompada Doompada CHING!)

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  20. Fargus

    November 18th, 2009

    Roger Fermer from the Post calls “A King in New York” a “A dump….”

    Susan Prone from the Dispatch says, “I have never wanted to injure myself more [than when I was forced to watch this fiasco]!”

    Ted Manly of The Wire says, “Everyone is now dumber whether you have to sit through this or not!”

    Jack Meup of the Times says, “What a useful bunch of freakin’ tools! Holder was perfect as the confused Grandpa Ned!”

    Andrea Pearl of the Gazette says, “Chris Matthews and Keith Allovermann were as perfect as real dandies could ever be! A priceless waltz of love and betrayal…. What… Not the…What the hell movie was I watching then?….”

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  21. Sicktoy

    November 18th, 2009

    Is that Billy Gibbons – the Reverend Willie G.???

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  22. Mortimer

    November 18th, 2009

    Dear Mr. Holder,

    Me wonders if y’all thinks you is Atticus Finch or something. Are you just guessing your ideas are best, and knowledge unfalible? This be quite a dangerous game your playin’. I know even when you lose this dirtbag ani’t goin’ to be let go, not in the states anyway.

    You said “Failure is not an option.”, and that be one thang we be on the same page about.

    Your boss said disenters won’t find it, “offensive at all when he’s convicted and when the death penalty is applied to him.”

    You must have assured the boss, because he also said, “we’ll convict this person with the evidence they’ve got, going through our system.”

    Then why even have the dang trial????

    PS: OJ trial, please review

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  23. Sicktoy

    November 18th, 2009

    @Mortimer:

    Atticus Finch!!! LMAO! That’s great!

    I wonder what KSM’s “boss” will do “when the death penalty is applied to him?”

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  24. Call me Lennie

    November 18th, 2009

    Well hello, Khalid
    I said hello, Khalid
    It’s so strange to see you here where you don’t belong
    You’re looking swell, Khalid
    Allah can tell, Khalid
    You’re still scammin’, still Islamin’
    Still jihadin’ strong

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  25. Tom MO

    November 18th, 2009

    OOK BFH<HIPPI CRIT< MORTIMER: Can you brilliant
    people explain to me in a short paragraph WHY Barak
    Obama and Eric Holder INSIST on trying these crabs
    in New York City. I'll be the judge of best answer,
    and will award free round of golf at the Rock for
    the winner plus 3 friends. All are invited.

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  26. Tom MO

    November 18th, 2009

    OK I’ll try again, bfh, hippicritic, mortimer, and
    all. Can any of you brilliant people explain to me
    in a paragraph why Obama and Holder INSIST on
    prosecuting these crabs in New York City?

    I will be the judge and the winner will be awarded a free round of Golf at the Rock, my home course,
    with three friends.

    Perhaps through this enough good points can be made to convince our leaders to cancel this
    stupid event.

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  27. Tom MO

    November 18th, 2009

    Ok I woke up. They title of this essay is from
    MORTIMER. “This be quite a dangerous game your
    Playin’”

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