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Stymie
November 17th, 2009
I still think it’s simply an offer to rub his head for “good luck” !
cfm990
November 17th, 2009
See Kevin, if you look real close you can see the 666.
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Stymie
November 17th, 2009
Tell me why the Composter-In-Chief sends the bust of Churchill back to England, but keeps the Winchester cowboy and horse statue on the credenza?
Stymie
November 17th, 2009
Maybe he fancies himself the new sheriff in town…
a la BLAZING SADDLES.
matt
November 17th, 2009
I gots da lice too,Tyrone!
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IOpian
November 17th, 2009
Go ahead thump it, it’s hollow.
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althing79
November 17th, 2009
“Yo MY bitch now, Barack!”
even steven
November 17th, 2009
He’s obviously just mimicking Joe Biden…
Betula
November 17th, 2009
“And this is an example of my lower case r font”
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syc1959
November 17th, 2009
this makes me wonder even more if Obama doesn’t have shoelace fetish or something.
rebecca83095
November 17th, 2009
Stymie, that’s the “F**k you and the horse you rode in on” statuette – It’s a bronze cast, numbered 300 from a limited edition of 300.
matt
November 17th, 2009
OOO..I got a thumbs down! Does this mean we have a PC Cop on patrol?
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cakes
November 17th, 2009
It’s clear that Obama has erectile dysfunction (of the spine)
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LadyGun12
November 17th, 2009
That’s okay, Matt. I gave you another thumbs up. Maybe Hiney’s back.
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matt
November 17th, 2009
Ladygun(nice Gravatar,btw..)I do not really care,I thought it was funny!
My2Cents
November 17th, 2009
Cakes, you’re right. Flacid spine aflicts 99% of Democrats in Washington. The other 1% are simply senile (congratulations Robt. Byrd on your longevity record).
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Boobie the Rocket Dog
November 17th, 2009
Hmmm. Robert Byrd. I had a dream about him once.
It seems that Ωbama was giving a speech to a joint session of Congress. Behind him were V.P Biden (president of the Senate) and Nancy Pelosi (Speaker of the House). In walks Harry Reid fresh from snacking in the green room and, as he took his seat, he broke wind so noxious that #1, #2 and #3 were gassed instantly. Senator Rockefeller immediately pushed Sen. Byrd’s wheelchair to the front of the room and said, “Senator Byrd, Senator Byrd. Wake up, Mr. President.” As the ancient Grand Kleagle stood to take the oath of office, he collapsed, and Hillary Clinton strode to the posium with a vengeful, smug look on her face that would make Ωbama look like Santa Claus on Christmas.
“Swear me in, NOW!”
carlos
November 17th, 2009
Stymie sez;
“Tell me why the Composter-In-Chief sends the bust of Churchill back to England, but keeps the Winchester cowboy and horse statue on the credenza?”
Didn’t you hear, Stymie?
The Oval Office is now “Marlboro country”.
Stymie
November 17th, 2009
Tnx carlos ! Forgot about the cigs.
I’m wondering if little Kevin is whispering in Dear Leader’s ear…
“Hey, Mister President…what say I hook up with Malia over the Turkey Day recess from school? You cool wit ‘dat?”
Call me Lennie
November 17th, 2009
I was waiting for someone to do a “Obama bows to the newly elected dogcatcher of Seoul” type joke
Way to GO Snarkie
Dan Ryan Galt
November 17th, 2009
I think you got the thumbs down for insulting lice Stymie. Even lice got some self respect yo.
Stymie
November 17th, 2009
LOL! Matt was dissing the lice; I was dissing the napster.
Dan Ryan Galt
November 17th, 2009
Sorry Stymie. I have trouble keeping up sometimes.
“I’m old, Give me something.”
Stymie
November 17th, 2009
I’m old too Dan…and that ginkgo don’t do squat for me !
shootersgrandma
November 17th, 2009
“Well, Kevin, if you plan on getting serious about my daughter, you better plan on learning how to do this. It’s the only thing that makes her mother happy.”
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ScratchNSniff
November 18th, 2009
Kevin, this is my Mustafa postion. As in Mustafa-rod-up-my-pooper. (sorry SNL You douchebag libs)
Red Star
November 18th, 2009
Hey Kid turn around so I can kiss your A**, Just like I do to every terrorist, or left winger.
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susan
November 18th, 2009
Well, we finally see him bowing to a superior!!!This I can handle.
Fargus
November 18th, 2009
“Now Kevin, if you look through my right ear you can see straight through to that portrait of Washington over there. Go ahead, son. Look….”
Fargus
November 18th, 2009
Ahhh, sir, it’s actually called the coin in the EAR trick, not the coin the…. Forget it.