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Home - by BigFurHat - November 15, 2009 - 21:13 UTC - 34 Comments

OKAY, LET’S SPELL OUT SOME POSTERS USING THE NEW ALFAUXBET.

SUGGESTIONS PLEASE!alfauxbet

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  1. DEVILDOC

    November 15th, 2009

    Looks like BFH hit another one out of the park!

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  2. mmm

    November 15th, 2009

    Excellent job!

    Joe Biden suggests: Spine of Steel

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  3. My2Cents

    November 15th, 2009

    Looks like the “X” is some kind of Barney Frank position.

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  4. Illustr8r

    November 15th, 2009

    AMERIKA

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  5. HippieCritic

    November 15th, 2009

    Touch ‘em all Fur.

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  6. mmm

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  7. Illustr8r

    November 15th, 2009

    BTW the font is super cool BFH!
    Are you going to make punctuation and numbers using BooB Belts ™ and Bo the dog?

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  8. RoseD1st

    November 15th, 2009

    Excellent I love these!

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  9. Tom MO

    November 15th, 2009

    Great work bfh. I’m speechless.

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  10. Chalupa

    November 15th, 2009

    Mmm Mmm Good Mmm Mmm Good- Obama’s Commie Soup is Mmm Mmm Good!

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  11. JavelinaBomb

    November 15th, 2009

    Obama seems to be supporting gay marriage in most of these.

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  12. vanderleun

    November 15th, 2009

    Your output is just amazing.

    Thank you. I am a big fan of AmericanDigest.org -bigfurhat

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  13. Illustr8r

    November 15th, 2009

    A couple more poster text ideas.

    Hope and Pocket Change

    Socialists R Us

    (apologies if this posts/posted multiple times-kept getting a Wordpress error)

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  14. cakes

    November 16th, 2009

    These are great and easier to read than the lower case.

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  15. cakes

    November 16th, 2009

    You got change

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  16. Betula

    November 16th, 2009

    BFH…
    I love the letter E..

    1.His head is so big, he’s growing a clone.

    2.He has his head up his ass.

    3.He’s standing with his foot in his mouth.

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  17. Stymie

    November 16th, 2009

    At first glance I’m reminded of the Kenyan Kama Sutra. But I can’t find Reverse Cowgirl !

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  18. Dan Ryan Galt

    November 16th, 2009

    BFH, you’re a machine! I mean that in a good way.

    When do you sleep?

    BFH IS ACTUALLY THREE PEOPLE – BIG, FUR, AND HAT.
    They sleep in shifts. – bfh

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  19. Call me Lennie

    November 16th, 2009

    Caught this on the Tonight Show last night

    So Johnnie, how big of a faux pas WAS IT!

    Well, I wanna tell ya Ed, it was so big — the last guy to make as big an ass of himself in front of the emperor was required to commit hara kiri with a rusty butter knife! Aaaaah, Took the whole damn day to finish himself off!

    ED. HO! HO! HO! That bad huh?

    And I understand that the level of shame was so high, they unearthed the dumb bastard three days later and made him do it again! Unnh! Weird stuff, Ed WEIRD!

    Seriously, the last time I saw someone bend over that far was last night when Doc picked up my bar of soap in the shower!

    H-I-I-I-Y-O-O-)!

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  20. sammypants

    November 16th, 2009

    Cheerleading for Socialism!

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  21. matt

    November 16th, 2009

    X appears to be something like scizors..I saw that in a movie once. “Where the boys aren’t Vol.75″
    Great movie if you like womans prison flicks.

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  22. conservative cowgirl

    November 16th, 2009

    “Let Me Be Perfectly Clear”

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  23. conservative cowgirl

    November 16th, 2009

    Or maybe his sans teleprompter style speeches:

    “Uh…er…um…ah…mm..er…uh.”

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  24. ButchC

    November 16th, 2009

    Lets not jump to conclusions prematuraly

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  25. ed

    November 16th, 2009

    u lie

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  26. freak

    November 16th, 2009

    you surper

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  27. conservative cowgirl

    November 16th, 2009

    How about like a child’s alphabet primer:

    A is for Apologist
    B is for Buffoon
    C is for Corrupt
    D is for Debacle
    E is for Effluence (like a sewer discharge)
    F is for Fallacious
    G is for Gonad-less (okay, not really a word)
    H is for
    I is for Inefficient

    Shoot. My dog is barking for a walk. Someone take over. ;)

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  28. Dan Ryan Galt

    November 16th, 2009

    J is for Jihad against Fox News
    K is for Kenya home sweet home
    L is for Leftist
    M is for Moron
    N is for Narcissist
    O is for Oh my God, what have they done!
    P is for Prophylactic my dad didn’t use
    Q is for Quran I read every night
    R is for Revolting and not the Tea Party kind
    S is for Sycophant
    T is for Treasonous
    U is for Unicorns
    V is for vitriol spewed every day
    W is for Wanting in so many ways
    X is for Xenophobe when it come to Freedom
    Y is for Yellow when the going gets tough
    Z is for Zebra ( Hey, if George Jefferson can call Willis’ daughter that then…)

    That’s the best I can do without a nap

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  29. LadyGun12

    November 16th, 2009

    You skipped H:

    Hellbent on socialism

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  30. DEVILDOC

    November 16th, 2009

    H is for Halfricanamerican.

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  31. conservative cowgirl

    November 16th, 2009

    Thanks, Dan! Love your list. I forgot H:

    H is for Harpy or harridan because he is married to one!

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  32. LadyGun12

    November 16th, 2009

    H is for Hellbent on destroying America

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  33. Betula

    November 17th, 2009

    H is for Hubris.

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  34. Dan Ryan Galt

    November 17th, 2009

    Thanks Cowgirl. Back at ya, you got it going.

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