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  1. mkultra

    November 23rd, 2011

    He’s telling the story about the time he saw two of them under Michelle Obama’s dress.

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  2. I Luv Bacon

    November 23rd, 2011

    He made damn sure it was fucking halal first.

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  3. RandyG

    November 23rd, 2011

    I thought he found a brain…

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  4. Tom Atoe

    November 23rd, 2011

    @mkultra

    Great minds…I was just about to post:
    “Where’s the Worst Lady’s other butt-cheek?”

    :-)

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  5. I Luv Bacon

    November 23rd, 2011

    Happy Thanksgiving Everybody!

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  6. Moe Tom

    November 23rd, 2011

    You know, nut fer nuttin, but I can’t take that fu*kin’ Biden anymore. Even in a joke. He is as dangerous as his fu*kin’ boss. Biden has been an American longer than obummer, but cannot act like an American. Fu*k him.

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  7. Moe Tom

    November 23rd, 2011

    And Yes, by all means, enjoy this thanksgiving with your friends and family. God Bless America.

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  8. mkultra

    November 23rd, 2011

    @Tom Atoe, I think Joe was referring to sasquatch testicles. :)

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  9. judgeroybean

    November 23rd, 2011

    Obammie the commie pardons criminals because of kinship. Slow Joe pardons turkeys for the same reason.

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  10. norman einstein

    November 23rd, 2011

    “As vice-preznit, I hereby pardon this nice turfucken.”

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  11. donde

    November 23rd, 2011

    Joe was forced to pardon it after the tofu beat him in chess, a game of ping pong and a stare down.

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  12. Moe Tom

    November 23rd, 2011

    As I said. Fu*k Biden. Don’t mention that eegitt anymore. Please.

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  13. Chalupa

    November 23rd, 2011

    Joe needs to eat more fish –

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeKPG-OgqwY
    .

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  14. Alfa06

    November 23rd, 2011

    @Chalupa-

    Large-Mouth Ass

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  15. Kevin R.

    November 23rd, 2011

    Or, Tofurkey pardons Joe Biden.

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  16. Dale

    November 23rd, 2011

    Ballistic gelatin.

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  17. Hawaiian

    November 23rd, 2011

    Sheriff Joe pardons a five pound bag of phlegm.

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  18. Hippie Critic

    November 23rd, 2011

    Hilarious!

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  19. CharlieWalksonWater

    November 23rd, 2011

    ol joe’s just practicin’ fer win ‘e can pardon a real turky.

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  20. TooMuchTime

    November 23rd, 2011

    Stick a fork in both of them, because I’m done!

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  21. conservativeBC

    November 24th, 2011

    Find the turkey?

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  22. simply enraged

    November 24th, 2011

    Ol’ Joe thinks its an enlarged model of the top of his head before he got the plugs. He’s hoping to find the third grade student who created it to publicly thank him and then have him secretly “reeducated”.

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  23. Buffalobob

    November 24th, 2011

    The guy looking at Joe has something else in mind. Just saying.

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  24. The Doktor

    November 24th, 2011

    This was right after the Beer Summit.

    Happy Thanksgiving to all of the iOTW family!!

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  25. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    November 24th, 2011

    I’ve seen Biden’s suit in a Garanimals print ad.

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  26. Nunya

    November 24th, 2011

    ROFL! :D I’m gonna be giggling about that image for a long time… Well done!

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  27. ChiefIlliniCake

    November 24th, 2011

    Ya know, that’s a big fuckin’ deal!

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  28. Groucho Marxist

    November 24th, 2011

    big cluckin’ deal?

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  29. Cynical Synapse

    November 25th, 2011

    This is awesome! It ties right in with my post on PETA is out to lunch!

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    November 25th, 2011

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