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Got Great Rack?
Got Great Rack?
Then you are also apparently well-endowed in the cerebral area as well**. Finally, vindication via the science community! I knew it all along – The Power of The Rack is strong. However, it has been a secret, until now, that part of its strength is in knowing how to use it. That’s where the super awesome brains come in.
According to a study carried out by a Chicago sociologist in 2003, women with big breasts had ten point higher I.Q’s. on average than their less well endowed counterparts. This sociologist conducting the study, who admitted to being a 32A in breast size, looked at 1200 women of various breast sizes. She divided the women into five categories based on their breast measurements. These included extra-large, large, medium, small, and extra-small breast sizes.
The women were then given an I.Q. test to objectively measure their intelligence levels To the researcher’s surprise, women in the extra-large and large categories scored an average of ten points higher than women in the groups with the smallest breast sizes. Even women with medium sized breasts beat out the small breasted women by several I.Q. points.




Eric
November 13th, 2009
Is this the author formerly know as admin girl?
And I even suggested rack-type names.
Was there any reference in the survey to hair color?
HippieCritic
November 13th, 2009
So if I say: “Wow! Nice Meatbags!” to a woman, I’m complimenting her intellect?
Sweet!
SnarkandBoobs
November 13th, 2009
Yup! You can say “What a set of ta-tas” and it really means “I totally respect your mind”!
Eric
November 13th, 2009
Woops snarkandboobs didn’t mean to act stupidly, just haven’t seen any choice of a new name by admingirl.
BTW, Nice brains.
No I’m not staring at your half exposed rack, I’m marveling in your capacity to comprehend and quote the writings of Dostoyevsky.
HippieCritic
November 13th, 2009
I always sensed the “boobs/brains” connection. In fact I once thought a woman had knockers the size of Einstein’s head.
BigFurHat
November 13th, 2009
Why is a stupid person called a boob? Irony?
BigFurHat
November 13th, 2009
My theory is not boob size as much as it is boob shape that dictates (hee hee.. I said dictates)
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Alpha Maser
November 14th, 2009
What about all those really smart asian woman?
P
November 14th, 2009
If the study is valid, then Meggy McCain’s are fake. And so are Oliver Willis’s.
Boobie The Rocket Dog
November 14th, 2009
. . . and so are David Crosby’s.
Alpha makes a good point (no pun intended).
And I love to say, “NICE brains!”
Boobie The Rocket Dog
November 14th, 2009
OTOH, a few weeks ago there was posted here a pic of a woman in a studio audience (Oprah’s?) who was an easy 400#, jugs the size of, well, jugs and a likely WICaid type. Intellect? Unlikely.
The caption was “MOOSE KNUCKLE.”
Boobie The Rocket Dog
November 14th, 2009
BFH-
You can be a DIC-TATER on your birfday if you want.
Mother Theresa/Mama Mao
November 14th, 2009
This is an unfortunate sentence:
“This sociologist conducting the study, who admitted to being a 32A in breast size, looked at 1200 women of various breast sizes..”
Does the study have any validity if a 32A cup woman did it (according to its own findings)?
LOOKING AT???
Dan Ryan Galt
November 14th, 2009
Conversely, the larger the woman’s “brains”, the dumber the man becomes.
Saturday Links
November 14th, 2009
[...] She’s got a 36D brain, man. [...]
matt
November 14th, 2009
A banker needed a new assistant so he narrowed his search down to three women.
As part of the interview one at a time he would excuse himself from the room leaving some cash on the floor in plain site.
He would return to the room and see what each of the three’s reaction would be.
The first one simply said “You should not leave cash laying around”
The second one stole the money and said nothing.
The third picked up the money,handed it to him and told him to keep it in a safer place.
Which one did he hire?
The one with the biggest tits.
cakes
November 14th, 2009
To eliminate anomalies like Meghan, the study should determine whether percentage of body fat plays in bra size. There are chunky women out there who, when lose weight also lose significant bust size. Also, does the study include women who have had a boob job? Are the smarties the ones with naturally big boobs and small bodies?
Heck, I am reading way too much into this…. I guess I am just too smart.
Dan Ryan Galt
November 14th, 2009
Okay, am I the only one seeing some parallels here between this study and our Boob Belt girl Mechelle?
(We can discuss Hilary Clinton at a later date)
I mean come on, the pictures speak for themselves and if that doesn’t convince you, just pull the string and listen to her speak.
Just sayin….
Boobie The Rocket Dog
November 14th, 2009
This post needs a page of examples like the BooB page had !!!
Dan Ryan Galt
November 14th, 2009
@ Boobie, see my post above or did you mean examples of smart “brainy” women?
Red Star
November 14th, 2009
I like this Idea…..;)
BigFurHat
November 14th, 2009
Okay – I have it figured out.
Fake ones can be filled with this-
http://bevwire.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/smartwater.jpg
Mr. Pinko
November 14th, 2009
It is true – Pamela Anderson was as dumb as a door knob, then she went to a size 36D – bingo – she became a genius and success followed. I love smart women. The smarter, the better!
Mr. Pinko
November 14th, 2009
Happy Birthday BigFurHat!
DEVILDOC
November 14th, 2009
Excuse me Miss, but would you be offended if I were to tell you that you have a Great Set of FRONTAL LOBES?
Sicktoy
November 14th, 2009
@Boobie -
First, no more referrals back to the mooseknuckle – that image is still rolling around in my mind – way back where the SOS pad would reach.
Second, any tie in here between this article and your name???
Just askin’…
Sicktoy
November 14th, 2009
whoops – where the SOS pad would NOT reach….that was a critical error.
Better get that coffee quick…
Witzend
November 14th, 2009
So now the boob-tube is really the brain-box??
Inquiring minds want to know…
Call me Lennie
November 14th, 2009
You know my first girlfriend didn’t really have a cute face or great legs, but she did really did have one of the better minds I ever came across
Patriotleah
November 15th, 2009
I take serious issue with this. I am about as flat chested as they come and I have a marvelous IQ.
Dan Ryan Galt
November 15th, 2009
I hear ya Patriotleah. I too have a marvelous IQ AND a 42″ chest but it is as flat as a board, but then I’m a man. (Just funnin ya)
And yes, I can still see my shoes when I look down.