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It’s where she keeps Obummers manhood. Strapped to her body in a place where he can never go.

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PS – I didn’t think of that. I saw it at Great Reader first. I tried putting a link in my comment, but it ain’t working. Here’s the longhand version:
http://jihadgene-greatreader.blogspot.com/2009/09/first-lady-fashion.html

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Economy booster!! I foresee the boob belt out-selling the Snuggies.

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PS – credit for my idea above really should go to Great Reader, where I saw it first.

http://tinyurl.com/y8osamn

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It’s where she keeps Rahm Emmanuel.

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Doubles as her own private pace maker ’cause after ObamaCare those will be hard to find.

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@illustr8rr, I have lots of friend who illustrators and my father in law was a famous illustrator in the 60’s,70’s & 80’s…are you in LA?

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A Brain Truss? I only counted 17 Boobs.

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I’d like to see a pic of the Top winner, BFH??

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Oy weh… My GAYDAR is going off on me! Its so difficult for an old man pushing 50 with kid teenagers to comment on such frivolity, but her goes:

1). Over the Shoulder Boulder Holders, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm…

2). Please forgive me Bob Seger… (I guess I do love you man)…
She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes
And points all her own sitting way up high

3). At least she’s not a coin slot queen (CSQ)… Think about those chicks you’ve seen belly up to the bar with their hip hugger’s exposing the…

4). Repel the boy bulge with boob belts…

5). Style Buzz, New trend: pants or dresses that go all the way over your boobs and are held in place with a belt. High-chested pants will soon be replacing high-waisted pants. At least this means we won’t have to worry about any boob-spilling accidents.

AAAArrrrrgghghghghghg!!!!

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@cakes I’m further north in WA state. Same coast same great politics! Whose your father-in-law? BFH would be interested to know too.

Or make us guess and test our art history.

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…BooB Belt ™ is the Muffin Top Stopper!

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It chokes off the route her brains would take, to get back to her head

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Is the boob belt stretchy? think of the possibilities…

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famous illustrator from the 60s 70s 80’s

Bob Peak
Bernie Fuchs
Mark English
Bart Forbes

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I think it’s an arugula crisper.

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Multiple hidden pockets make it possible for her to pack Obamas balls, and several dog treats for the media.

Reinforced stitching allows for cinching belt tight enough to keep her from choking on that new found (‘1st time in my adult life’) pride she has for her country.

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@illustr8trr- can’t give you the exact name here obviously, but ever hear of The Illustrator’s Workshop? It was run by a group of artists from NY/CT area- Bernie Fuchs, Bob Peak, Robert Heindel, Alan Comer, Fred Otnes, Marc English….

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@BFH- Bernie Fuchs died about a month ago- I was at the memorial- so you are very close!!

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Bandolier style belt lets her carry all her gardening tools in one handy spot. Complete the outfit with that tacky tiered apron and she is ready for a day in the garden.

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Doubles as a leash for BO, (the dog and the husband)

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The “Boob Belt” is a part of the country just like the Rust Belt or Bible Belt, only the “Boob Belt” is comprised of the blue states.

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She wears it to show her solidarity with and admiration for, Russian female, Olympic power lifters.

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That’s the belt she sells shooters from at the strip club she works at -

Fried Eggos

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It seems obvious to me that Michelle stole her “fashion statement” from Billy Bob Thornton’s character, Karl Childers, in Sling Blade but I must say Karl pulled it off with more style and finesse.

I see it as an effective opposite(and same)sex repellent, possibly a chastity belt, (although in this case her personality fulfills that function), or as a political statement directed at Joe the Plumber and his ilk in and out of the plumbing trade.

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Chastity belt – it works pretty much anywhere on you place it on her body.

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@ cakes . so it’s one of the westport gang.

Dick Hess?

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No that can’t be it cuz u woulda said my father-in-law and brother- in- law – because of Mark.

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Peter Fiore?

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@BFH
Yep, those guys were the ones we all wanted to be when we grew up…add these and that’s all I can think of.
Gary Kelly
Murray Tinkelman
Chris Van Allsburg
…CF Payne (teaches at my alma mater-dang! A decade or 2 too late!)

@cakes
WOW! I’ve never hung with folks who frequent the Society of Illustrators. I’d be too intimidated! You can color me green with envy tho!

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Both meeshell and hitler had the belt thing going on.

http://www.sharenator.com/Hitler_Gay/13697.html

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Michelle’s BigGal Accessories LMT
!!!Now at Home Depot!!!

Don’t hide your BEST fashion accent
These belts will even fit over your…..

Carpet Pad Coats made in brilliant jewel tones
(hat tip to DaveT at AT)

The Loin Girder, (Chastity Belt attachment optional)
carpet padded for your comfort

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Illust8r But the ones you named still worked through the 80’s. That’s what’s throwing me.
Even Tinkleman worked in the very beginning of the 90’s.

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BFBadbitch support hoes.

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The YOYObama company announced today that they are expanding their product line into women’s fashion.

When asked about the new line, YOYO chief executive officer Prince Barry of Worstever said,
“Let me be clear, our designer Boob Belt is made to fundamentally change the way you dress. Because you will no longer be allowed to have a boob job, just prop those pathetic little sagglets up with a boob belt.”

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Seriously thought I think that is where the sticks of dynamite go. Is that a designer bomber belt?

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I’d like to see Michelle in a Putting Green bra… with a matching Putting Green thong.

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@Cakes. Got the message. VERY COOL. One of my first favs. The modern Degas! And a compelling looking man. Very Intense. Reminds me of one of my favorite actors (who I won’t say cuz it would reveal too much.)

Sorry to hear about Otnes. I appreciate him more now than then.
Didn’t fully appreciate that he was doing analog what we would be doing years later digitally.

Very small world.
Oh, btw, illust8r is a dudette.

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oh, “t”’s work. Fabulous. Instant fav.

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In case of earthquake, can be used to hold steel girders together.

Taco Night Explosive Gas Containment Unit

Anti-gravity belt to prevent smaller heads of states and their wives from being sucked into her asses gravitation pull.

It’s a radio tracking collar to track her yearly migrations to the Alaskan Tundra. It’s also a radio beacon to identify her among the other caribou so Sarah Palin doesn’t shoot her from a helicopter.

It’s a “mood” belt, that measures how proud she is of her country. Right now it’s black, the lowest level. Of course, that’s the only level it’s ever been at.

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It’s where the secret service attaches the leash.

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@BFH & illustr8r: I love your stuff here, but I’d love to check out your commercial works….

Otnes was not my favorite artistically speaking either, and frankly he looks more dated to me than the others, but he has a show in NYC this month.. Fuchs is the king in my (and Mancakes) eyes. He was a stellar artist AND man, like an Uncle.

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@ Tommy M: That would be like looking at Medusa and we all know how that worked out.

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MOBY Midriff cover.

Black Madonna outer girdle (to keep the jelly from shakin’ like the junk)

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FLOTUS’ FLOATEM

16 BOOBS

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The Boob Belt is often used as an “Etiqeutte Tourniquet” and works by reducing blood flow to the brain.
Side effects…

1.Fashion Faux Pas
2.Gift Giving Guffaws
3.Gaffes
4.Feeling Proud for the First Time
5.Unwarranted Apologies
6.A sense of Entitlement

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@BigFurHat

You mentioned the Westport gang. Small world, I grew up in Westport.

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The original Boob Belt was known as the Dope Rope. The early settlers used to tether themselves to their dopes to keep the dopes from wandering off.
Today, with the incorporation of the latest technology, the Boob Belt is an advanced,electronically controlled tool that can control the words and movements of your dope from anywhere on earth.
Popular among Liberals, the Boob Belt has seen an increase in usage over the past year.
Ongoing studies are being done to determine if there is a direct correlation between the popularity of the Boob Belt and a noticable increase in the use of the phrase “What a tool”.

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Chewbacca collar.

BUT … in my book, innoman’s “ho’s clamp” is the schizzel.

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