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Why do I only visit IOTW after I’ve had a couple… Sheez. This is a fashion thing, and I can’t even figure out my wife’s shoes. Do I even give a sh*t about fashion? No…. But what the hell is the decision on Admin Girl’s name again anyway?

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The Bitchalin MAN.

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Snarkie and Fur!

You two have lunch with Maureen Dowd? What’s with all this cattiness?

But then again, she did wear some Sturmabteilung type boots that Ernst Rohm wouldn’t have been caught dead in to A Veteran’s Day Memorial, so

NEVER MIND!

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Oops too drunk to click right. Steel Belted Radical, love it. He he. Chicago Machine Politics infiltrates D.C.. I NEVER thought it could happen, but then again, I’m a Green Bay Packer fan….

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Cinch it up baby! It’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

I think FLOTUS Boob Belt ™ is a equal to Linus’ blue blanket.

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She does seem to have some sort of unnatural attachment to that thing, doesn’t she?

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Hey Alpha Maser may I join you in a clicktail.
I’m on my third, wife out, let freedom ring. No
“are going to have another”? “My Goed!”

I’d like to see a Goodyear neckbrace on Keith
Olberlip. The first lady is the pits. But you
really can’t blame her. She never had a proud
moment in her life until sometime last year.
It’s called lack of pride syndrome (LOPS) Most
people in America have a lot to be proud of. And
most normal people are proud of something. Take
ME for example: I caught my first fish at age
6,my first soccer medal at age 14,my first rifle
expert medal at age 21, my wife at age 22, first
child at age 24. I do not suffer from LOPS.
Michele does. It’s not curable. All she can do
now is spend, spend, spend like a drunken sailor
(been there too) and proudly wear her outlandish
gear in public.

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Too funny

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enough drink for tommo…
Love that sign in the Irish pub, btw.

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Hey!!! Wait up guys, I’m on the left coast so I’m drinking on pacific time. I’m Irish, I’ll catch up!

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devildoc. That is precisely why the prohibition
on drinking before 1pm on Sunday, in Ireland, and
New York was so silly. It has to be 1 o’clock
SOMEWHERE!

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I’m not drinking, just done working for the day. I do like that LOPS thing, though. It’s kinda what her boobs do over her belt and her fat gut under it. Someone needs to get a photo from the rear and see what that belt does to her butt.

LOPS! Love it!

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While looking at the belt…we forget about the face.

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Howcome when I click on Carla Bruni I get a stack of used tires with a gorilla-my-dreams face?

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I should have eaten breakfast before viewing the atrocities. Does she actually look in the mirror before going out in those outfits and think to herself, “Yes, the belt(s) really work(s).”

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I think I saw a photo of her wearing a belted sweatshirt jacket. Puke ugly.

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