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Cojone-less In Chief

Home - by Lori Ziganto - November 12, 2009 - 14:05 America/Chicago - 31 Comments

Not only does Emperor Obama have no clothes, but naked he is point-and-snicker worthy due to his apparent lack of male parts. After months of dithering over whether or not he would honor General McChrystal’s troop request, he finally made a decision:

Present.

Exurban League calls it Ditherpalooza and says the following:

You know Obama’s long-delayed decision on troop levels for Afghanistan? The one Gen. McChrystal sent to the White House about two months ago? And that Cheney claimed Obama was dithering on three weeks ago? That Afghanistan troop request? Yeah, well, tonight Obama decided to throw out all the options and start over.

I don’t know if it is that he is used to Michelle wearing the hideous pants in the family, but he can’t seem to man up. At all. Dude, this is YOUR JOB. Your lack of ability to make ONE decision, a decision that should be easy because it is based on a request from a military expert and someone on the ground in Afghanistan, is putting our troops in further harm’s way. It is also emboldening the Taliban – why on Earth would they pull back or retreat when they know that you are leaving our current troops as sitting ducks and will not swiftly send reinforcements? Good grief, man! I am more of a strategist and a gutsy man than you are and I cry at commercials!

I suggest you stop with all your fancy pants trips, your constant photo opps, including relaxing in the Rose Garden and your ridiculous, worthless “summits” and start “Creating or Saving” some damn Leadership.

» 31 Comments

  1. Admin Girl

    November 12th, 2009

    Agreed Snark!

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  2. My2Cents

    November 12th, 2009

    I’m as much of a hawk on the War on Terror as the next person, but now that Dr. Utopia has declared the “War on Terror” over, and refuses to send a needed surge to Afghanistan, I say pull the troops out ASAP, before they’re all slaughtered under this guy’s incompetence.

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  3. Reiuxcat

    November 12th, 2009

    Request from a military expert of his choosing!

    This president is pathetic.

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  4. dtm

    November 12th, 2009

    Whatever happened to all those “Ready to Lead!” banners I saw during the campaign?

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  6. Betula

    November 12th, 2009

    I can only imagine what our military leaders are saying about this clown behind the scenes…..

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  7. Irony Curtain

    November 12th, 2009

    Snark,

    One of your best ever. Short, sweet and dead on – right between the eyes.

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  8. rebecca83095

    November 12th, 2009

    I’m with My2cents — bring them all back – from Iraq, too. This man is a total jackass, no balls, fewer brains, he’s wrong for us on so many levels.

    We’re going to be needing the military pretty soon, anyhow.

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  9. matt

    November 12th, 2009

    I dont have Obamas email address so I just sent a scathing letter of condemnation to: Clownpenis@retardmessiah.gov
    I hope he gets it in time.

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  10. Lisa Gilmer

    November 12th, 2009

    Logic error! You want him to make a “decision”… huh?

    He is unable to do that. Period!

    He is waiting for his “handlers” to make the decision.

    Betcha his handlers told him (couple years ago) and KEEP on telling him now “don’t worry, we’ll figure it out. You just have to read the ‘prompter…K?”

    That is why no decision. He is incapable of making one.

    Poor lil fella… perhaps he could just apologize some more and do some more campaigning … yeah, that’s it…he knows how to that! And that’s about all he knows how to do…

    Meanwhile, he waits in the W.House kitchen like a child asking “please, please, can I go outside and play now…?”

    Got golf?

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  11. 1MadJack

    November 12th, 2009

    Lori right on! I also say bring them back before any more of our young women and men give their lives because of an inept, cowardly CinC. :mad: This man is not fit to command. This subject makes me livid.

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  12. uberVU - social comments

    November 12th, 2009

    Social comments and analytics for this post…

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  13. My2Cents

    November 12th, 2009

    ***Whatever happened to all those “Ready to Lead!” banners I saw during the campaign?***

    Those were at McCain’s rallies. :-)

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  14. My2Cents

    November 12th, 2009

    Matt…It’s been nice knowing you! We’ll send you a holiday fruitcake when we get your mailing address at Gitmo. ;-)

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  15. JavelinaBomb

    November 12th, 2009

    At this point,if he based his decisions on flipping a coin, we’d sadly be ahead of where we are right now.

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  16. SnarkandBoobs

    November 12th, 2009

    OH, Matt! Best proposed Obama email addy, Ever!

    (I will, however, of course have to report you as “fishy” :D )

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  17. Alpha Maser

    November 12th, 2009

    Mr. Mom Jeans, never had a “real Dad”. He had two communist mentors in his Halfrican American family. So he expects the government to take care of the things, even though he’s commander-in-chief, the guy is such a man child he expects others to make the tough decisions. Obama is the worst president ever, clearly…. Worse than Carter…

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  18. DomesticDame

    November 12th, 2009

    Obama’s just a showman. He’s just in it for the glory. The only good thing he’s leading the USA to is our doom. When he’s not tearing up our freedoms granted to us in our Constitution, he’s running around apologizing for our ‘misdeeds’ and kiss ass to terrorist nations. He’s a commie, and commies are great at killing their own people, not so much their enemies.

    Oh yeah, he’s also a coward.

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  19. MonkeyPig

    November 12th, 2009

    The man is in way over his head. He needs to go back to Chicago and community organize. He is stuck between keeping the Euroweenies happy, OR keeping America strong. They gave him his Nobel Prize for weakening America, I think he is afraid they will take it back.

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  20. SnarkandBoobs

    November 12th, 2009

    Thanks admin girl and Irony!

    Irony; yeah, we dames tend to ramble on a bit and chatter incessantly, hee hee. Unless of course, y’all WANT to know something then we pull the old “If you don’t know then *I’m* not going to tell you” :D

    This situation, however, did call for just a simple verbal whack upside the head. Man, he’s infuriating!

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  21. cfm990

    November 12th, 2009

    I expect nothing less from the Mullah in chief.

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  22. Sicktoy

    November 12th, 2009

    S**t or get off the pot already!! Any further troop deaths are on his head. Javelinabomb is right on with his remark about flipping a coin. He needs to put on the boob belt, the man belt, or whatever it takes.

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  23. Tom MO

    November 12th, 2009

    Obama is an affirmative action president, pushed
    by and heralded by left wing media, voted for by
    guilt ridden white liberals, one time black voters,
    and academia; unopposed by a ballless John McCain
    (Sorry John. I voted for you but you sucked You let him off the hook on Wright, Acorn, and his history. You let America down) Now we have to bear the burden. We have to fight a socialism that has
    been worming its way through American society for
    over 50 years. It is now well entrenched in our
    Universities and media. The Constitution is now
    openly being critized as a “negative document”,
    something to be ignored and changed to suit the
    whim of our present “rulers.” The power of the
    people is being deminished. My Senator from New
    York told us that tea party demonstrators should
    be “ignored.” That would be Scheumer, His partner
    in crime ,Gillibrand, is of the same ilk, and our
    Rep. Engell is another pea in the pod. The pox
    on all their houses. I am not giving up, I am
    simply shutting up for a while.

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  24. Chrissy5754

    November 13th, 2009

    Snark, THANKEES for the excuse to call him CINC and mean it! My uniformed younguns will love it LOL.

    Reading this post, I began to have the oddest feeling. Maybe Boobama and Meechelle are not actually man and wife, but wife and man? I mean … they’ve had all their records sealed. Do we KNOW the “man” even has man parts? Cripes … the Left ran that whole “conspiracy” thing about how Trig wasn’t really Sarah’s birth child. Have YOU ever seen pics of Meeechelle preggers?

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  26. rneville

    November 13th, 2009

    A very few months ago, my only daughter married a United States Marine who is now deployed to Afghanistan. He’s on the front line…a remote outpost. His job is EOD (Explosive Ordinance Disposal): he disarms or blow up bombs.

    My family, like tens of thousands of other families, have serious skin in this “game”. I am sickened by this impostor of a man, and absolute joke of a “leader” (can’t imagine how anyone in the military could truly think of him as Commander In Chief….he couldn’t command his way out of a porta-potty). Our enemies are emboldened while he farts around.

    Unlike some people, I hold him personally responsible for the debacle at Ft. Hood. His pansy approach to terrorism (”man-made disaster”…are you freakin’ kidding me???), open embrace of Islam, and naivety regarding our place in the world are a boon to radicals. I believe Hasan was spurred on by Obumble’s actions. Watch for future attacks, folks, based on our pathetic president’s response to Ft. Hood. I don’t know how many incidents like this will have to take place before he finally admits there is Muslim terrorism going on during his watch, just exactly like Cheney predicted.

    I pray for the victims and families of those who will be sacrificed in the future (I predict NEAR future) so that this clown and his clown liberal media lapdogs can dance around the truth.

    May God have mercy on our nation.

    Sign Me,
    Appalled

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  27. Sicktoy

    November 13th, 2009

    @rneville – may God protect your son-in-law while he is deployed in Afghanistan. I agree with everything you said.

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  28. rebecca83095

    November 13th, 2009

    Mr. Obama, Our Troops are Dying.
    Someone posted to my Facebook wall — but any parent of one of our troops could have said this:

    http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D2zWmTi86drU&h=4f1f3d60522d98a8f4f768c1ca06f988

    btw, only 205 hits on YouTube – I think they count different when it reflects a conservative view – ever think that?

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  29. SAW921

    November 13th, 2009

    Dear Leader’s not a soulless changeable political weasel like Clinton, he’s a dedicated idealogue who’ll keep running us off the cliff until he’s booted out. So take heart! It took a Carter for us to get a Reagan.

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