I have jokingly commented in the past that Obama wants ISIS lgitimized as a state so he can talk with them in a civilized fashion. It seems that his buddy Recip Erdogan is taking me seriously.
I swear I thought this was from The Onion or The Daily Rash…
“Woo! I think I’m getting it!” laughed Navy veteran Ana Espitia of San Jose, whose three years as a machinist mate tending nuclear submarines off the coast of Scotland left her with lingering depression.”
Offered a ride in a state-of-the art driverless car, She does what comes naturally to her constituents who ride the Metro, and slaps the Emergency Stop button before the car even starts. She must have wanted to hold up the car so Hank Johnson could get in.
No, not “trouble”, “throuple”…
“When U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson married his wife, she was already wed to another man, according to a new court filing by the congressman’s lawyers, seeking an annulment on the basis of bigamy.”
You may now proceed with your schadenfreud.
Michelle Nunn, whose daddy was a Georgia Senator, is now running for a Georgia Senate seat, and has this proposal:
“One of my first actions as a Senator will be to introduce a lifetime ban on members of both the House and Senate from ever becoming registered lobbyists.”
How about a Constitutional amendment which prohibits children of politicians from holding any office held previously by either parent?
I know we’re all grieving about Piers leaving, but I think CNN has a deep bench. This chap was bloviating about The Missing Plane, and he was insufferable after a few seconds.
“Quest’s dynamic and distinctive style has made him a unique figure in the field of business broadcasting.”
To say the least.
Leland Yee was one of three Asian California State Senators who campaigned successfully against the reinstatement of Affirmative Action in that state. Yee is a loyal partisan Dem, but he must have crossed a line, because now he is under federal indictment for arms trafficking and public corruption. It didn’t take Holder long to drop that hammer.
Although many black men suffer from painfully swollen self-esteem, this rapist sounds like he is terminal with it…one can hope.
And the legal system that deemed his appeal worthy of a retrial should be escorted from whatever government edifices they infest.
Jeh Johnson wants to allow Libyans to legally come to America to attend flight schools, to work as aviation maintenance workers, or any type of flight operations. Meanwhile, the Obama administration is also allowing Libyans to study nuclear science or seek training in the nuclear energy industry, What could possibly go wrong?
“A new study sponsored by Nasa’s Goddard Space Flight Center has highlighted the prospect that global industrial civilisation could collapse in coming decades due to unsustainable resource exploitation and increasingly unequal wealth distribution.”
It ain’t rocket science, that’s for sure. The article is by one Nafeez Ahmed, about a study by one Safa Motesharrei. Must be Muslim Outreach.
Hillary in 2011: “I am very pleased to announce a big step forward in the Obama Administration’s support of the Iranian people.
Under our old visa policy, Iranian students and exchange visitors were eligible for visas that lasted for only three months and could be used to enter the country just one time. As of today, that has changed. They are now eligible for two-year, multiple entry visas.”
If Hillary had been elected President in 2008, this would not have been a problem. Now, the MSM will have more about Hillary to ignore if the records are unsealed.
Recent emails show that several of his top aides were doing political work on taxpayer time while Walker was Milwaukee County executive — even though it was illegal — and Walker himself knew of some of their activities.
But Walker breaking the rules while campaigning goes back even further……..
When asked if they’d really cut off Obama’s vacation dough, Gowdy said, “Blank right, we are going to do it.”
“Yes, we’re going to do it. Yes. Because my mom may be watching. You are blank right we are going to do it,” he added. “There are a host of my colleagues that are not just going to sit around and mope and cry because this president overreaches. We’re going to respond and we are going to respond in the appropriations process.”
Trys saying that five times fast. This clown has never even been to Argentina, by the way. Yes, we have Top Men On The Job, America.
Question–should a person writing this today be arrested or otherwise punished? In many nations, they would be.
Is it still funny today? Was it funny then?
Originally posted by National Lampoon, circa 1970′s
…and their little dog Tito, too. I am certain Ann Barnhardt will approve of the artwork in this Montenegro Church.
Just go look at it. Somebody needs to get the Planet Hillary on the front page immediately. W. T. F.