# STFU !

- by - September 29, 2013 - 01:18 America/New_York - 5 Comments

One of the reasons I #Retired from Twitter
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“#Hashtag” with Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57dzaMaouXA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Arizona man claims he fathered 54 children (MJA)

- by - August 29, 2013 - 01:00 America/New_York - 5 Comments

After Whitney’s death in July, stepdaughter Lexie Woods discovered bottles of 100 milligram Viagra — the highest possible dosage — and a pile of birth certificates in Whitney’s apartment. The 68-year-old has made it her goal to help Whitney’s biological children bring the large brood together. But Whitney had always been a quiet person who didn’t want to talk about how, when, or why he sowed his wild oats.

Man arrested for selling newborn grandson on Facebook (MJA)

- by - April 26, 2013 - 11:22 America/New_York - 1 Comment

Feroz Khan, 47, was seized in the northern city of Ludhiana, 300km (186 miles) from Delhi, and accused of abducting the boy from the hospital shortly after his daughter had given birth.

With the help of two hospital employees, Mr Khan is accused of striking a deal via Facebook, the social networking website, to sell the boy for about 45,000 rupees (£549).

GOP Bill Seeks to Cut Back Government Ammo Purchases (MJA)

- by - April 26, 2013 - 11:22 America/New_York - 2 Comments

Senate and House Republicans are set to introduce a joint bill Friday that would significantly limit the amount of ammunition that federal agencies are permitted to purchase and stockpile over the next six months.

Extreme Hammocking

- by - April 26, 2013 - 11:22 America/New_York - 2 Comments

“How often do you have this much fun on a hammock?”

I got sick just watching. LOL

Maya Angelou Blasts Gun at Home Intruder- MJA

- by - April 4, 2013 - 03:27 America/New_York - 5 Comments

Obama supporter and famous poet Maya Angelou was asked by Time Magazine if she had ever fired a gun in her life.

Her answer was surprising — “Of course!” Angelou then recounted a time in which she fired upon a home intruder.
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If she read him one of her poems, he’d have shot himself.

The New Affirmative Action [MJA]

- by - March 15, 2013 - 02:37 America/New_York - 3 Comments

Are the children of President Barack Obama or Attorney General Eric Holder more in need of help than the offspring of immigrants from the Punjab or Cambodia? If non-white ancestry is no longer an accurate indicator of ongoing discrimination, can affirmative action be justified by a legacy of historical bias or current ethnic underrepresentation?

The War on Terror isn’t going away, but we need rules for it. [MJA]

- by - March 15, 2013 - 02:37 America/New_York - Be first to Comment!

In choice of both topic and foil, Rand Paul’s now-legendary Senate filibuster was a stroke of political genius. The topic was, ostensibly, very narrow: Does the president have the constitutional authority to send a drone-launched Hellfire missile through your kitchen — you, a good citizen of Topeka to whom POTUS might have taken a dislike — while you’re cooking up a pot roast?

Holly Madison had her baby, named it terribly [MJA]

- by - March 15, 2013 - 02:37 America/New_York - 8 Comments

LOLOL!
The poor child’s name sounds like a space anomaly. Or a dish served in San Fran.

Mother forces toddler to inhale bong hit [MJA]

- by - March 14, 2013 - 02:17 America/New_York - 2 Comments

According to Centralia police, an investigation was launched after detectives received a cell phone video from an anonymous witness that showed a mother placing a smoke filled marijuana bong up to her child’s face, so that he could inhale from it.

Germany Bans Islamist Groups for Plotting to Impose Sharia Law [MJA]

- by - March 14, 2013 - 02:17 America/New_York - 3 Comments

Authorities in Germany have banned three Islamist groups, accusing them of being “anti-democratic” and seeking to impose sharia law.

Have any of you ever hurt yourself cleaning your ears? [MJA]

- by - March 14, 2013 - 02:17 America/New_York - 10 Comments

What is mentally wrong with that guy that screamed when he used a Q-tip?! Is cleaning your ear that terrifying? I HATE this commercial!

http://www.waxvac.com/

Orly Taitz Serves Subpoenas To Congress On Obama’s Eligibility(MJA)

- by - March 7, 2013 - 01:15 America/New_York - 2 Comments

Brand new development in the effort to force Obama to come clean about his ineligibility to be president…

Adoption Jihad in Turkey (MJA)

- by - March 7, 2013 - 01:15 America/New_York - 2 Comments

Imagine you are that child, safe and secure with her foster family, a child who has joined the school soccer league, whose ballet skills have earned her scholarships and awards, whose foster siblings have known no life without her, whose puppy follows her everywhere she goes. And then the government demands you find another family to live with, because the family you’ve known for as long as you can remember practices the wrong religion.

And imagine, further, that it’s not even your own government.

Separated at Birth? [Mary Jane Anklestraps]

- by - January 29, 2013 - 00:12 America/New_York - 4 Comments

If Lord Obama’s reign of irresponsible self-indulgence seems familiar, you might be thinking of Mel Brooks playing Louis XVI:As I recall, things didn’t turn out so well for Louis XVI.

Iran Sends Monkey Into Orbit [Mary Jane Anklestraps]

- by - January 29, 2013 - 00:12 America/New_York - 8 Comments

In a possibly-related story, residents in the small city of Masshad, Iran report a large object fell on the town’s hospital building, killing 32 people and setting a neighborhood on fire. A “small, headless animal strapped to an infant seat and covered in excrement” was reported to have been found in the wreckage.

Rat Climbs Up Sleeping Subway Rider’s Leg, Onto Face- MJA

- by - January 16, 2013 - 11:30 America/New_York - 5 Comments

“I was sitting there listening to my iPod and I heard a woman scream,” Jeffrey Ford, who recorded the video, told 1010 WINS. ”When I looked up I didn’t know what happened but I saw a rat on the floor.

“I just reached straight for the camera. I’ve never seen anything like that before in my life, and I knew I had to document it,” he said.

Hannity Recites Litany of Obama Power Grabs- MJA

- by - January 16, 2013 - 11:00 America/New_York - 2 Comments

It’s the first time I’ve ever seen a conservative commenter run through even an abbreviated list of Obama’s amazing but unconstitutional power grabs – something people should be reminded about over and over again.