‘Toaster Pastry Gun Freedom Act’ proposed in Maryland

- by - March 10, 2013 - 23:15 America/New_York - 3 Comments

Law introduced that would restrict the measures that school teachers can take when a 5-year old bites a Pop-Tart into a gun.

Dunkin’ Donuts Employee Stops Robbery With Hot Coffee

- by - March 6, 2013 - 18:22 America/New_York - 2 Comments

Robber tries to climb into Dunkin’ Donuts window, get doused with a cup of coffee and then a decanter of coffee. She forget to ask how many milk and sugars with that.

Its…its Trayvon Martin’s birthday! – CrustyB

- by - February 5, 2013 - 09:20 America/New_York - 7 Comments

The “news” story is about a routine court hearing but they make it sound like Martin Luther King got shot. Read the first six paragraphs. “18th birthday” “difficult dates” “birthday” “jarring reminder of their loss” “birthday”

Quentin Tarantino: ‘I’m shutting your butt down!’

- by - January 19, 2013 - 22:56 America/New_York - 3 Comments

Quentin isn’t taking the bait from a “journalist” with an obvious poltical agenda about screen violence leading to real-life violence. One of Tarantino’s rare conservative moments.

Seized guns on display weren’t from 2013

- by - January 15, 2013 - 11:50 America/New_York - Be first to Comment!

When you’re the left-wing top cop of the homicide capital of the USA and you have a gun-control agenda in mind, I guess lying doesn’t seem like such a big deal.

Man charged with spitting at agent outside Obama home – Crusty B

- by - January 14, 2013 - 00:56 America/New_York - 3 Comments

This must have been one of those typical, white racist Republican tea-baggers! Must be!

Nathan Fillion hates on Wendy’s

- by - January 9, 2013 - 21:34 America/New_York - 5 Comments

Official: “Firefly” Capt. Mal is dumber than dirt. Punishes Wendy’s corporation because one franchise cut hours because of punishing Obamacare costs.