Dan Joseph: 20 Jokes about DemocRATs in 5 minutes

- by - September 29, 2014 - 10:27 America/New_York - 1 Comment

Dan Joseph does his usual great job of amusing and enlightening us by tellin twenty old jokes with new characters, Democrats, who are old jokes themselves.

Univ tells men to blow whistle before committing rape

- by - September 27, 2014 - 23:07 America/New_York - 2 Comments

The University of Colorado Boulder has distributed fliers intended to help combat sexual violence on campus — by telling rapists to blow a whistle before they attack. “The only use for a rape whistle is: If you are about to rape someone, warn them. Blow the whistle.”

‘Snerdley’ gets VERY real about black America – BtRD

- by - September 27, 2014 - 10:51 America/New_York - 6 Comments

Being Rush Limbaugh’s producer for more than a quarter century has made James Golden one of the best known people most Americans have never seen.

Being an outspoken black conservative makes him the kind of person too few Americans get a chance to see.

But in an interview last week with the Daily Caller, Golden made it easy to see why he’s the trusted wingman of the most influential voice in American radio.

Sen. Cruz captivates Values Voter Summit

- by - September 27, 2014 - 10:51 America/New_York - 6 Comments

Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas captivated the crowd of social conservatives in Washington Friday, again showcasing his appeal with that critical part of the GOP should he run in 2016. The Values Voter conference offered an early glimpse of what’s sure to be a spirited battle for the allegiance of Christian conservatives in 2016.

Miss Nebraska flashes TV audience!

- by - September 15, 2014 - 11:28 America/New_York - 4 Comments

Oops! Miss Nebraska accidentally flashes her ‘who-ha’ during live Miss America Pageant

McIlroy’s golf ball lands in fan’s pocket

- by - September 14, 2014 - 12:52 America/New_York - 1 Comment

Sep 12, 2014

In the second round of the 2014 TOUR Championship by Coca-Cola, Rory McIlroy’s tee shot goes left into the trees and somehow lands in the pocket of a spectator on the par-4 14th hole. McIlroy would go on to two-putt for par.

In Texas “Mohamed” means “shit”

- by - September 7, 2014 - 13:52 America/New_York - 4 Comments

The strip has taken a very interesting turn over the past week or two. Like Dale Watson says, I like women in cowboy boots.

Jack the Ripper finally ID’ed by DNA

- by - September 6, 2014 - 22:03 America/New_York - 8 Comments

Jack the Ripper unmasked: How amateur sleuth used DNA breakthrough to identify Britain’s most notorious criminal 126 years after string of terrible murders

Woman Killed By Gargoyle Outside Church

- by - September 5, 2014 - 19:52 America/New_York - 4 Comments

Part of a gargoyle statue struck a 34-year-old woman in the head after falling from the Second Presbyterian Church of Chicago at 19th and Michigan, just after noon. Killed was Sarah Bean of Chicago, a mother of two, who was just a few blocks away from home when the incident occurred.

Obama flops at Legion Convention

- by - August 26, 2014 - 22:27 America/New_York - 6 Comments

President fell flat as audience of thousands responded to military pledges with anemic ovations
Some applause lines met with awkward silence while others earned only three seconds of feeble clapping.
Most of the veterans sat on their hands, leaving awkward silences where White House speechwriters expected ovations.

We did it!: TARGET Shares Slide

- by - August 20, 2014 - 14:07 America/New_York - 3 Comments

Target Corp reported a 62 percent drop in second-quarter profit and cut its full-year earnings forecast [as a result of iOTW listers avoidance of its stores.]

Model demands Burger King boycott after picture in suggestive ad

- by - August 15, 2014 - 15:33 America/New_York - 9 Comments

The ad for the “Seven Incher” sandwich shows a woman with her mouth open and a seven-inch burger hovering in front of it.

San Fran. Clubs Host Stripper Job Fair

- by - August 14, 2014 - 13:44 America/New_York - 3 Comments

San Francisco Strip clubs having a tough time recruiting new talent hosted a job fair Monday to find the best in the business.

Man Buys 23 Pies to Spite a Foul-Mouthed Kid

- by - August 9, 2014 - 14:55 America/New_York - 12 Comments

Ever stood in line next to a bratty child who won’t stop shouting out his demands? You likely didn’t have an opportunity to do something about it. This guy did. In spades.

More Jet Blue news

- by - July 21, 2014 - 14:34 America/New_York - Be first to Comment!

A JetBlue pilot was one of six people arrested by Boston Police in a drug over the weekend, investigators said Monday. John Manwaring, 42, of Maitland, Florida, was arrested Sunday evening on a charge of possession of alleged heroin.

Still more JetBlue news

- by - July 21, 2014 - 14:34 America/New_York - 1 Comment

Jewish doctor thrown off of JetBlue flight after heated argument with Palestinian woman over Israeli military action in Gaza.

Why I gave up the NFL & the NBA

- by - July 21, 2014 - 01:28 America/New_York - 3 Comments

Rams LB Dunbar, NBA player Greene arrested in Miami Beach have been arrested after fighting outside a Miami Beach nightclub.

Miami Beach Police Detective Vivian Thayer says St. Louis Rams linebacker Jo-Lonn Dunbar and NBA free agent Donte Greene were arrested early Sunday outside Dream Nightclub in South Beach.

TARGET sells jeans with dope already in pocket

- by - July 3, 2014 - 10:44 America/New_York - 7 Comments

Simona Green went to Target to buy her 9-year-old son a new pair of jeans. When she was ironing, she was surprised to find that there was already something in the pants pocket –a bag of marijuana.
Green has called Target to issue a complaint, but the employees were nonchalant and unapologetic in their response. She has contacted police officials regarding the incident.