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Why, aged 29, I have decided I’ll NEVER have sex again -Dan Ryan Galt

- by - February 1, 2013 - 10:48 America/New_York - 17 Comments

With A Face Like Hers, I Don’t Think She Going To Have Much Of A Problem Keeping The Men Away

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  1. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 1st, 2013

    I bet if you showed up on her doorstep with a feed bag of oats, you might get “lucky”, if you call that lucky.

    And just to be clear, I am not 29 and I will be having sex again.

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  2. Dan Nagasaki

    February 1st, 2013

    It always amazes me that people are willing to go public and make fools of themselves.

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  3. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 1st, 2013

    By writing this article, I hope more people will be emboldened to admit they feel the same way as me.

    Sure. Because if everyone felt the same as you, the human race would die out and make the enviro-nazis the happiest people on Earth. Or something like that.

    But my questions are: Why? Do you want to form some group of people with whom you can share life experiences? Maybe get to know them? Closely? Emotionally? Maybe have a loving, sexual relationship with them? Oooops! My bad.

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  4. Dr. Tar

    February 1st, 2013

    Slow news day in the U.K.?

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  5. marcus tullius cicero

    February 1st, 2013

    NO MA’M, I WOULD NOT HAVE “SEX” WITH YOU NOR LOOK AT YOU AGAIN.

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  6. Chalupa

    February 1st, 2013

    When did Anthony Weiner become a woman?

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  7. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 1st, 2013

    When was he ever a man Chalupa?

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  8. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 1st, 2013

    Again, people needing to talk about things in public that should be kept quiet. Undeserved attention must be the new sexual thrill nowadays.

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  9. Lowell

    February 1st, 2013

    From the ‘lament’: “My mind is made up: I will not have sex again. This may consign me to a lonely life, but it is better than deceiving a man a love. A relationship based on such a sham is the ultimate lie.”

    Hey darling, if you tried to “base” your relationships on physical love, no wonder you hit the ditch. It’s a bit more than that. Sometimes even referred to as a meeting of the minds. The sex is a lovely side effect. It reinforces the bond, it does not stand in its stead.

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  10. Lowell

    February 1st, 2013

    Forgot to add. Bet this woman never had a really intense zipless fuck in an airport with a stranger in her life.

    And I pity her for that.

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  11. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    February 1st, 2013

    Thank you dear.

    Just one more idiot voluntarily out of the gene pool.

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  12. Mohammad

    February 2nd, 2013

    She looks over 40.

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  13. Bad Brad

    February 2nd, 2013

    I had a girl friend once for about 10 minutes that hated mayonnaise or anything that looked like it. Turned out to be a real problem.

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  14. Mohammad

    February 2nd, 2013

    lol

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  15. Mohammad

    February 2nd, 2013

    didn’t she know that man-juice is good for the skin?

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  16. Bad Brad

    February 2nd, 2013

    It’s all protein baby.

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