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The 57th Inauguration Store

- by - January 5, 2013 - 13:21 America/New_York - 9 Comments

I Double Dog dare you to click here and not get pissed! A golf divot tool? Really? U’m trying to figure out how to gas up the work truck, and you are selling divot tools?

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  1. Sarthurk

    January 5th, 2013

    “Page Not Found”.
    That pisses me off! LOL!

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  2. Menderman

    January 5th, 2013

     
  3. Hawaiian

    January 5th, 2013

    I’m pissed I didn’t find an autographed pooper scooper, rolling papers, or butt cornholin’ lube.

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  4. Moe Tom

    January 5th, 2013

    Let’s get this straight. It is not a “Golf Diviot Tool.” No such item. Divots, usually taken in the fairway are simply replaced by respectful golfers.
    This item is a “ball mark repair tool.” It is used to repair ball marks made on the green by high lob shots to the green.
    I seriously doubt that obummer has to use one as he usually dribbles his approach shot on to the green.
    His inaugeration committee don’t know shit from schinola about golf either.
    I was going to get one, but I changed my mind.WTF!
    I have ball mark repair tools from St. Andrews, Ballybunnion, Lahinch,Sawgrass, and Copperhead.

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  5. Moe Tom

    January 5th, 2013

    To mention but a few.

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  6. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    January 5th, 2013

    @Moe Tom: High lob shots to the green? What is this high lob shot to the green you speak of? What I need more than a ball repair tool is a “window in the house off the seventh fairway repair tool.”

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  7. Hawaiian

    January 5th, 2013

    ….or a beard trimmer, artificial insemination turkey baster-type equipment, or an autographed copy of The Communist Manifesto.

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  8. Nutjob

    January 5th, 2013

    They spelled “Fuhrer” wrong on the “hail to the chief” button.

    Might be a collectible after his Nurnberg trial.

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  9. Nutjob

    January 5th, 2013

    and what no picture of Barry and Mooch rolling around in a bed of taxpayer money?

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