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Racist Advocates for All-Black 2016 Ticket!

- by - February 10, 2013 - 23:33 America/New_York - 5 Comments

I have done it! I’ve found the perfect candidate to complement the soft-spoken, well educated, and mild-mannered Dr Carson for the 2016 ticket! This guy understands and articulates Common Sense Conservatism as well as the Brain Surgeon. He just does it on a level and in an accent that common folks, black and white, can relate to… especially those of us “down here” in the South!

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  1. Claudia

    February 11th, 2013

    Wouldn’t he be wonderful in a debate?

    Bwwwaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

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  2. Dr. Tar

    February 11th, 2013

    He needs to attend the Breitbart School for Rhetorical self defense first (see Ben Shapiro for the curriculum).

    I’ve seen too many acceptable people destroyed by the lies, innuendo and slander by the left (pols, media, education) to send him out there unprepared for the ugliness.

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  3. Maudie N Mandeville

    February 11th, 2013

    I get it! Good cop, bad cop. Works for me.

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  4. Racist

    February 11th, 2013

    Not necessarily “Bad Cop” per se, just Common Sense Cop, or No-Nonsense Cop. I can picture him now as Obama and Shamu Crowley try to spin and manipulate the debate to deflect an indictment of one of Obama’s many crimes….,

    ” Wait wait wait wait wait. What in the Hell is yall talkin about? I ain’t axe y’all nothing bout no worldwide terrist networks or no innanashnall cawoperashun. I said that you puttin them Interpol Poe-Leese up in the DaPotmint o Justice Billin, and givin ‘em that, whatcha callit?, Diplomatic Immunity… Is a act of Treason! Now you done gave them all that power, and made it so can’t NOBODY quershun nothin they does, ah ah Or hole them accountable for nuthin they do… Not Congress, not the FBI or the military, not even the Supreme Cote! So basically, they have the authorty thanks to YOU Mr Prezdent, to arrest and detain the whole damn country and take over the place like they own it, and ain’t a damn thang the US Gummint can do about it! You need to wake the hell up and quit listenin to them little green-eyed monsters in your head and readin’ that damn Communist propaganda and that Farrakhan Muzlum nonsense talkin bout, ‘The White Man be holdin our people down, and We need to rise up and hold them Crackas in slavery fo Foehunnit years’. That mess done rotted yo brain Fool”

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  5. Racist

    February 11th, 2013

    ok, so I might’ve got a little caried away with that Obama smackdown fantasy. But you get the general idea.

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