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New Theory on Why Men Love Breasts – Dr. Tar

- by - February 21, 2013 - 10:40 America/New_York - 11 Comments

Why do straight men devote so much headspace to those big, bulbous bags of fat drooping from women’s chests?

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  1. RickeyG

    February 21st, 2013

    Why do these libtards claim everything is because of “evolution”, a theory still waiting for proof among the rational?

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  2. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 21st, 2013

    DocTar, you should be ashamed of yourself for using a salacious headline just to generate hits.

    That aside, the theory spent more time explaining the stimulation felt by women than why we loves the air bags.

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  3. Anonymous

    February 21st, 2013

    “those big, bulbous bags of fat drooping”

    Why are you trying to ruin it for me?

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  4. Czar of Defenestration

    February 21st, 2013

    I’m thirsty.

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  5. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 21st, 2013

    This would explain why Mooshell does not appeal to me at all…..well this and about a million other reasons.

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  6. J Frank Parnell

    February 21st, 2013

    When will women stop mutilating themselves with plastic titties? I’m a boob man but avoid silicone sisters almost as much as tattooed tramps. Both are obvious signals to character and decision-making deficiencies.

    Keep ‘em real no matter the size.

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  7. Dr. Tar

    February 21st, 2013

    @Stirrin This is one of the few times I just went with the original headline and intro. The author did seem to have a particular obsession with the tatas of his own.

    But hey, straight men were just born that way.

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  8. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 21st, 2013

    Maybe, it’s because once women started covering themselves, nakedness became taboo. It might have to do with the Victorian era corsets and the later brassieres. If a woman takes her bra off and walks around bouncing all over the place, men will be slobbering fools to get a look.

    However, in ancient times, many of the men in the ancient Olympic games would compete naked. This had more to do with unfettered competition rather than sex but you can’t say there wasn’t some sexuality involved.

    The shape of a champagne glass is said to be based on the shape of the breast of a supine women. Mt. Tamalpais in Marin County, CA is reputed to have been worshiped by the local American Indians as the Breast of the Queen. Or something like that.

    Basically, men have been enamoured of big breastases for some time now.

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  9. Lowell

    February 21st, 2013

    I’ve always been an ‘ass’ man. Not sure I want that explained, I happy just the way things are.

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  10. Dadof3

    February 21st, 2013

    Many years ago I heard the attraction to breasts was because of a basic attraction to a round ass.

    I hold that overall health shows in many ways and the natural instincts of what attracts you picks up on what is good for continuing the species. Good looks used to mean potentially good breeding material. Now they cheat.

    I’m with Parnell. Give me natural. Whatever you got is fine with me. In fact too much makeup falls into this category too.

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  11. Holly News

    April 3rd, 2013

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