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Man Shoots Off Penis, Story begs for Rye Comments – Dr. Tar

- by - January 23, 2013 - 13:00 America/New_York - 18 Comments

Do you need any other reason to not dink around with a loaded gun and put it in a holster?

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  1. KF

    January 23rd, 2013

    This is a good example of why you keep your finger OFF of the trigger on a gun until you are ready to fire. I didn’t serve in the military but I was trained by ex-military and that’s one of the first things they stress.

    When a person experiences stress, their muscles naturally become more tense. If your finger is on the trigger and you are tense, you’re probably going to squeeze it and shoot yourself.

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  2. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 23rd, 2013

    Talk about shootin your load.

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  3. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 23rd, 2013

    Was Lorena Bobbit anywhere in the vicinity?

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  4. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 23rd, 2013

    Was Chaz Bono anywhere in the vicinity?

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  5. Bayouwulf

    January 23rd, 2013

    Blew his wad.

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  6. Bayouwulf

    January 23rd, 2013

    “This is my rifle….
    this is my gun….
    this is for shooting…
    this is for fun…”

    I hear all you ex-drill sergeants will chuckling out there.

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  7. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 23rd, 2013

    Is that a pistol in your pocket, or did you used to be glad to see me?

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  8. Dr. Tar

    January 23rd, 2013

    Guess whose shooting blanks for the rest of his life?

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  9. Dr. Tar

    January 23rd, 2013

    Stupid, unarmed and peckerless is no way to go through life son.

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  10. Jerry Manderin

    January 23rd, 2013

    How many times do we have to caution Michelle Obama not to play with guns?

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  11. Unruly Refugee

    January 23rd, 2013

    Once you do something that stupid it’s all over. Might have been better to take one between the eyes.

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  12. Dr. Tar

    January 23rd, 2013

    “Excuse me while I whip this out.”

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  13. Dan Ryan Galt

    January 23rd, 2013

    I guess we could rework the old “Well cut of my legs and call me shorty.” but that would be cruel.

    From our State Department web site.

    http://travel.state.gov/travel/cis_pa_tw/cis/cis_1043.html#crime

    Enjoy your stay!

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  14. Swillary Rodman Clitstone

    January 23rd, 2013

    That’s what I once planned to do to Bill – until he promised to get me elected as POTUS.

    Hey wait, that fcuker didn’t deliver, where’s my AK-47??

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  15. alzona

    January 23rd, 2013

    Decock your gun before it decocks you, mesays.

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  16. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 23rd, 2013

    LOL Jerry!

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  17. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 23rd, 2013

    I bet he won’t do that again.

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  18. The Mad German

    January 23rd, 2013

    This is why democrats fear owning guns.

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