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Iran Sends Monkey Into Orbit [Mary Jane Anklestraps]

- by - January 29, 2013 - 00:12 America/New_York - 8 Comments

In a possibly-related story, residents in the small city of Masshad, Iran report a large object fell on the town’s hospital building, killing 32 people and setting a neighborhood on fire. A “small, headless animal strapped to an infant seat and covered in excrement” was reported to have been found in the wreckage.

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  1. Unruly Refugee

    January 29th, 2013

    LOL!

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  2. JimBob

    January 29th, 2013

    obama?

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  3. One Notch Above a Congresscritter

    January 29th, 2013

    Wonder who the lucky citizen was?

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  4. Dan Ryan Galt

    January 29th, 2013

    Did the monkey still have the cymbols in it’s hands?

    http://chitty.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/monkey_cymbals.jpg

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  5. Poonces

    January 29th, 2013

    They sent Mahmoud into space?

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  6. conservative cowgirl

    January 29th, 2013

    Ha!! I love Big Hairy News!

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  7. Weld Inspector - Unruly Refugee

    January 29th, 2013

    This is the perfect place to try out a new gravitar, hope you don’t mind. Stole the pic from Iranian press tv site.
    Has anybody seen the welds on that rocket?

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  8. Weld Inspector - Unruly Refugee

    January 29th, 2013

    here’s the link of the Iranian news announcement:

    http://www.youtube.com/v/Ff1Yp4CqTIQ?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0
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    Take a look at the welds on the tail fins, lol!
    And this news guy is bragging about Iranian achievements, lol !! What a bunch of friggin idiots!
    :-)

    Oh yea, and, at first I thought this story about them finding a headless monkey was for real. I’m still laughing my ass off about this whole thing.
    Thanks MJA! for posting this.

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