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Hugo the Cat – 7 lives used, 2 remaining (Stirrin the BS)

- by - February 18, 2013 - 09:50 America/New_York - 3 Comments

CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) — Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez returned home early Monday after more than two months of medical treatment in Cuba following cancer surgery, according to his Twitter account.

Chavez’s return was announced in a series of messages, with one reading, “We’ve arrived once again in our Venezuelan homeland. Thank you, my God!!”

“I’m clinging to Christ and trusting in my doctors and nurses,” Chavez said in another tweet. “Onward toward victory always!! We will live and we will triumph!!”

What’s with this “we” shit. Must be referring to the two remaining lives that he has left.

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  1. Claudia

    February 18th, 2013

    Maybe he left orders to nuke his country if he dies. After all, if he can’t have them, no one will.

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  2. IronyCurtain

    February 18th, 2013

    Just a gut feeling but I doubt Christ sides with psycho dictators.

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  3. Stirrin the B.S.

    February 18th, 2013

    @IC – it was a typo. He left off the prefix “anti”.

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