“This is my mid-life crisis.” She added that she cut her bangs because she can’t get a sports car and won’t be allowed to bungee jump. No shit – she can’t fit in one and would snap the other!
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99th Squad Leader
February 19th, 2013
First Mooch’s bangs are a fail, because her gay husband still won’t pay any attention to her. He’d rather play golf with Tiger Woods. That says it all.
Stranded in Sonoma
February 19th, 2013
My mid-life crisis is a 1971 Challenger Convertible, 383, 4 speed. I won’t be seeing it anytime soon either. And I can’t cut my bangs, unless I put on the same stupid wig that Mooshell wears.
Major Mal function
February 19th, 2013
If the First Moocher want Barry to bang her, I’d suggest a Page Boy cut. Then an addadicktomy.