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Chavez Enters “New Phase of Treatment – Dr. Tar

- by - January 21, 2013 - 13:44 America/New_York - 7 Comments

Reader suspects it involves lots and lots of formaldehyde. Get this “Chavez was transferred from the intensive care unit to a secret underground bunker-hospital in Havana…According to the latest official reports, Chavez is being treated for ”respiratory deficiency” after complications from a severe lung infection.” Yeah because that’s the best way to treat that.

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  1. Jethro

    January 21st, 2013

    It takes time for his replacement to recover from all the cosmetic surgery. See “Moon over Parador”:
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095654/
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  2. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 21st, 2013

     
  3. MaryfromMarin

    January 21st, 2013

    “Isn’t it rich?
    Isn’t it queer,
    Losing my power this late in my career?

    And where is my clone?
    There ought to be a clone.
    Well, finally it’s here.”

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  4. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 21st, 2013

    Maybe he needs that fecal therapy?

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  5. reddecaesari

    January 21st, 2013

    i’m thinking he is going for the brazilian blowout.
    requires lots of formaldehyde.

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  6. The Mad German

    January 21st, 2013

    The sad thing about him dieing is we’ll soon see pics of him on t-shirts like Che and worn by dumbshits like Penn and Glover.

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  7. RosalindJ

    January 21st, 2013

    Well done, MaryfromMarin!

    I think they’re going for the Re-Animator III treatment myself.

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