In some instances ebay allows the sale and transfer of certain assault weapons, this one happens to be over a million years old! Get your bids in before it is too late to buy this magnificent piece of armament… oh, check out the Q&A, lol!
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Mary Jane Anklestraps
January 10th, 2013
I love it! lolol
They only deal in high-end rocks.
old_oaks
January 10th, 2013
Funny stuff!
Q: I forgot to ask if you will accept payment in imitation crab meat.
A: I am Asian, so yes I would consider it.
Menderman
January 10th, 2013
Used? I guess new ones are out of the question since the Grog Administration outlawed them huh?
Anonymous
January 10th, 2013
From the real ebay page for the rock:
Questions and answers about this item
Q: Will this fit okay in a standard size pillow case? I’m thinking of making it semi-auto.
A: Yes. Absolutely. Just don’t use a cheap, thin pillow case. The sharp edges of the rock may rip the pillow case which would result in you loosing your rock; your only means of self-defense.
Jan 10, 2013
Q: I have a Assault rock garden in my front yard.Do you know if that is considered stockpiling assault rocks and I may be considered a threat?I want to purchase this assault rock but I dont want to go over the limit
A: Be careful. If it’s not considered stockpiling yet it may be soon. At the very least move your rock garden to the back yard where people won’t see it.
Jan 10, 2013
Q: Why does ebay keep removing these assault rocks.I need one to defend my home and country
A: I was wondering the same thing. It’s not like they’re capable of full-auto, or even a significant rate of semi-auto fire. They’re pretty much a single shot rock.
Jan 10, 2013
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Unruly Refugee
January 10th, 2013
Reloaders will be impressed with the ease and short amount of time it takes to reload these babies.
Kairn
January 10th, 2013
If I bought this basic assault rock, could I legally kit it out as a super dooper razz matazz assault rock? It will, after all, still be a basic rock under all the froufrou.
peter george
May 4th, 2013
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king steven
May 4th, 2013
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