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Assault Rock For Sale On EBAY!

- by - January 10, 2013 - 15:11 America/New_York - 9 Comments

In some instances ebay allows the sale and transfer of certain assault weapons, this one happens to be over a million years old! Get your bids in before it is too late to buy this magnificent piece of armament… oh, check out the Q&A, lol!

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  1. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 10th, 2013

    I love it! lolol
    They only deal in high-end rocks. :D

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  2. old_oaks

    January 10th, 2013

    Funny stuff!

    Q: I forgot to ask if you will accept payment in imitation crab meat.

    A: I am Asian, so yes I would consider it.

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  3. Menderman

    January 10th, 2013

    Used? I guess new ones are out of the question since the Grog Administration outlawed them huh?

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  4. Anonymous

    January 10th, 2013

    From the real ebay page for the rock:

    Questions and answers about this item

    Q: Will this fit okay in a standard size pillow case? I’m thinking of making it semi-auto.
    A: Yes. Absolutely. Just don’t use a cheap, thin pillow case. The sharp edges of the rock may rip the pillow case which would result in you loosing your rock; your only means of self-defense.
    Jan 10, 2013
    Q: I have a Assault rock garden in my front yard.Do you know if that is considered stockpiling assault rocks and I may be considered a threat?I want to purchase this assault rock but I dont want to go over the limit
    A: Be careful. If it’s not considered stockpiling yet it may be soon. At the very least move your rock garden to the back yard where people won’t see it.
    Jan 10, 2013
    Q: Why does ebay keep removing these assault rocks.I need one to defend my home and country
    A: I was wondering the same thing. It’s not like they’re capable of full-auto, or even a significant rate of semi-auto fire. They’re pretty much a single shot rock.
    Jan 10, 2013
    Ask a question

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  5. Unruly Refugee

    January 10th, 2013

    Reloaders will be impressed with the ease and short amount of time it takes to reload these babies.

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  6. Kairn

    January 10th, 2013

    If I bought this basic assault rock, could I legally kit it out as a super dooper razz matazz assault rock? It will, after all, still be a basic rock under all the froufrou.

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    May 4th, 2013

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    May 4th, 2013

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