- by - January 7, 2013 - 19:54 America/New_York - 13 Comments
Big Al offers words to live by
When you undergo gastric bypass surgery, NEVER TRUST A FART — and Al Roker learned that lesson the hard way … at the White House.
Read full article: Al Roker Shits his pants at the White House
January 7th, 2013
Gee Al, if you were gonna tell the whole world about it anyway, why not just drop your drawers and dump a load on the floor of the white house. That’s what the ‘Resident is doing to America, he’d understand. And people might still respect you.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
Rage against the ObamaRegime
I hate it when that happens.
Although if I had to shit my pants I couldn’t think of a better place.
January 8th, 2013
I have a coupla shitty stories but the best one, I think, is the time I came home to Mrs Moe at 5.30 am or so with puke all over my shirt, tie, jacket etc. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO? GODDAMNIT!
Well Hon, I said, I had a coupela drinks with Brad, you know Brad Hon, nice guy, but can’t hold his licor wirth a damn. He puked all over me, but he put $20 in my shirt pocket to pay for the cleaning.
Nice guy that Brad. Always thoughtful, I said.
But said Mrs. Moe, there is $40 here, two twenties, how come?
Oh, I forgot.
He shit my pants too.
The Wookie probably thought she smelled freshmade triple-cheeseburgers and large fries in the room…hard to keep her off all fours when she hits her stride running junkfood to ground to wolf it down.
Stirrin the B.S.
What’s that saying? When in Rome, do as the Romans do?
Hell, Obumphuk shits on the constitution every day. Roker was only being a polite guest, and following his lead.
I’ve heard that a lot of visitors to the White House have that very same reaction – right after they come face to face with Mooshell!
He gambled. He lost.
How can a piece of shit, shit its pants?!
wow. This story is the evil mirror image of the beloved “hook ‘em horns” story…and picture. Thanks so much for not sharing your tan lines with us, Al.
Sux doin’ that. ’nuff said.
@Moe Tom – LOL Captain America tried that on me once but he forgot he left his cell phone on and my phone recorded most of the night. It wasn’t a pretty Conservative Cowgirl moment, if ya know what I mean.
June 14th, 2013
Wow, I am going to go and share this with my facebook friends. Thanks a lot.
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