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Al Roker Shits his pants at the White House

- by - January 7, 2013 - 19:54 America/New_York - 12 Comments

Big Al offers words to live by

When you undergo gastric bypass surgery, NEVER TRUST A FART — and Al Roker learned that lesson the hard way … at the White House.

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  1. Unruly Refugee

    January 7th, 2013

    Gee Al, if you were gonna tell the whole world about it anyway, why not just drop your drawers and dump a load on the floor of the white house. That’s what the ‘Resident is doing to America, he’d understand. And people might still respect you.

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  2. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 7th, 2013

    Oh dewd

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  3. Rage against the ObamaRegime

    January 7th, 2013

    I hate it when that happens.

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  4. Rage against the ObamaRegime

    January 7th, 2013

    Although if I had to shit my pants I couldn’t think of a better place.

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  5. Moe Tom

    January 8th, 2013

    I have a coupla shitty stories but the best one, I think, is the time I came home to Mrs Moe at 5.30 am or so with puke all over my shirt, tie, jacket etc. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO? GODDAMNIT!
    Well Hon, I said, I had a coupela drinks with Brad, you know Brad Hon, nice guy, but can’t hold his licor wirth a damn. He puked all over me, but he put $20 in my shirt pocket to pay for the cleaning.
    Nice guy that Brad. Always thoughtful, I said.
    But said Mrs. Moe, there is $40 here, two twenties, how come?
    Oh, I forgot.
    He shit my pants too.

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  6. Mz BallBreaker

    January 8th, 2013

    The Wookie probably thought she smelled freshmade triple-cheeseburgers and large fries in the room…hard to keep her off all fours when she hits her stride running junkfood to ground to wolf it down.

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  7. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 8th, 2013

    What’s that saying? When in Rome, do as the Romans do?

    Hell, Obumphuk shits on the constitution every day. Roker was only being a polite guest, and following his lead.

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  8. Navy Squid

    January 8th, 2013

    I’ve heard that a lot of visitors to the White House have that very same reaction – right after they come face to face with Mooshell!

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  9. Hank

    January 8th, 2013

    He gambled. He lost.

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  10. Harleybob

    January 8th, 2013

    How can a piece of shit, shit its pants?!

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  11. thirdtwin

    January 8th, 2013

    wow. This story is the evil mirror image of the beloved “hook ‘em horns” story…and picture. Thanks so much for not sharing your tan lines with us, Al.

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  12. Team America

    January 8th, 2013

    Sux doin’ that. ’nuff said.

    @Moe Tom – LOL Captain America tried that on me once but he forgot he left his cell phone on and my phone recorded most of the night. It wasn’t a pretty Conservative Cowgirl moment, if ya know what I mean.

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