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200 brawl at baby shower -Maudie N Mandeville

- by - January 14, 2013 - 12:29 America/New_York - 4 Comments

Besides the usual brass knuckles, what to bring to a midnight baby shower? A fifth of tequila, a carton of smokes and a stolen EBT card for starters.

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  1. RosalindJ

    January 14th, 2013

    Don’t know how I missed this. Must be ’cause I was working or something.

    I liked: “Next time lock the doors from the outside. Last person standing can find their own way out.”

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  2. Maudie N Mandeville

    January 14th, 2013

    Thank you, with Hallmark.

    Deer guesstes,

    thank you fo’ comin’ by las’ Saturday nigh’ an’ bringin’ all dose giffs and sech. Marsupial and me be reel happy ’bout all da booze en such dat you give us.

    to bad ’bout da fight’n and sech but Marsupial still be in jail. Dem fuckin’ basturds dat shewed up wart invited no how cuz dey dint bring nothin’ wiff dem fo’ gift.

    Goot news is Marsupial he say he be out in 90 day and he say he mary me! Don’t know how dat go down wiff Tran-quil sin he be da babys daddy, I think. Day already be fight’n dats what started everthang and all dat night but furs thang dat Marsupial do to me, I say I leevin’ fo Tran-quil!

    Well lemme go, I gittin’ to drunk right now wiff Li-quer. He say Marsupial dohn respec’ me cuz I’s fo’ munts pregnunt and he jes leevin’ me out dare fo’ everbody else to luv whiles he’s in jail. I do luves Li-quer. He treet me right. Hell, we ‘most through ‘most all of yo’ licker dat you brat fo’ da’ shower.

    Well, lemme go. Sumbuddy nockin’ on da do’. Hope it ain’t Tran-quil. Lord, I gits done wiff one an’ de udder one want some.

    Come over sumtime, Q’J’Q’Sha

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  3. Bad Brad

    January 14th, 2013

    Dear. Hunting season is over.

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  4. Bad Brad

    January 14th, 2013

    When I was young I had a Mex girl friend. Generally I like Mex. Good work ethic, there when you need them. My Mex girl friend and I attended one of her cousins wedding. He was marrying a young white school teacher. During the reception she collapsed on the dance floor. Well a crowd gathers around her and next thing you know somebody throws a punch. It was a freaken free for all. I grabbed my girl friend and we split. Found out the next day the bride died from an embolism. They named a park after her and arrested a shit load of people. I guess not a lot has changed. Damn good food though.

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