Comments on: The Alfauxbet

By: Dan Ryan Galt

Dan Ryan Galt — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:18:51 +0000

Thanks Cowgirl. Back at ya, you got it going.

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By: Betula

Betula — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:16:02 +0000

H is for Hubris.

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By: LadyGun12

LadyGun12 — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:04:55 +0000

H is for Hellbent on destroying America

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By: conservative cowgirl

conservative cowgirl — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:23:07 +0000

Thanks, Dan! Love your list. I forgot H:

H is for Harpy or harridan because he is married to one!

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By: DEVILDOC

DEVILDOC — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:15:46 +0000

H is for Halfricanamerican.

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By: LadyGun12

LadyGun12 — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:21:37 +0000

You skipped H:

Hellbent on socialism

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By: Dan Ryan Galt

Dan Ryan Galt — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:22:58 +0000

J is for Jihad against Fox News
K is for Kenya home sweet home
L is for Leftist
M is for Moron
N is for Narcissist
O is for Oh my God, what have they done!
P is for Prophylactic my dad didn’t use
Q is for Quran I read every night
R is for Revolting and not the Tea Party kind
S is for Sycophant
T is for Treasonous
U is for Unicorns
V is for vitriol spewed every day
W is for Wanting in so many ways
X is for Xenophobe when it come to Freedom
Y is for Yellow when the going gets tough
Z is for Zebra ( Hey, if George Jefferson can call Willis’ daughter that then…)

That’s the best I can do without a nap

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By: conservative cowgirl

conservative cowgirl — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:45:21 +0000

How about like a child’s alphabet primer:

A is for Apologist
B is for Buffoon
C is for Corrupt
D is for Debacle
E is for Effluence (like a sewer discharge)
F is for Fallacious
G is for Gonad-less (okay, not really a word)
H is for
I is for Inefficient

Shoot. My dog is barking for a walk. Someone take over.

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By: freak

freak — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:26:03 +0000

you surper

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By: ed

ed — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:24:28 +0000

u lie

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By: ButchC

ButchC — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:25:42 +0000

Lets not jump to conclusions prematuraly

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By: conservative cowgirl

conservative cowgirl — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:47:33 +0000

Or maybe his sans teleprompter style speeches:

“Uh…er…um…ah…mm..er…uh.”

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By: conservative cowgirl

conservative cowgirl — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:45:53 +0000

“Let Me Be Perfectly Clear”

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By: matt

matt — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:22:31 +0000

X appears to be something like scizors..I saw that in a movie once. “Where the boys aren’t Vol.75″
Great movie if you like womans prison flicks.

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By: sammypants

sammypants — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:44:17 +0000

Cheerleading for Socialism!

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By: Call me Lennie

Call me Lennie — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:28:10 +0000

Caught this on the Tonight Show last night

So Johnnie, how big of a faux pas WAS IT!

Well, I wanna tell ya Ed, it was so big — the last guy to make as big an ass of himself in front of the emperor was required to commit hara kiri with a rusty butter knife! Aaaaah, Took the whole damn day to finish himself off!

ED. HO! HO! HO! That bad huh?

And I understand that the level of shame was so high, they unearthed the dumb bastard three days later and made him do it again! Unnh! Weird stuff, Ed WEIRD!

Seriously, the last time I saw someone bend over that far was last night when Doc picked up my bar of soap in the shower!

H-I-I-I-Y-O-O-)!

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By: Dan Ryan Galt

Dan Ryan Galt — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:24:44 +0000

BFH, you’re a machine! I mean that in a good way.

When do you sleep?

BFH IS ACTUALLY THREE PEOPLE – BIG, FUR, AND HAT.
They sleep in shifts. – bfh

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By: Stymie

Stymie — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:00:56 +0000

At first glance I’m reminded of the Kenyan Kama Sutra. But I can’t find Reverse Cowgirl !

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By: Betula

Betula — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:52:59 +0000

BFH…
I love the letter E..

1.His head is so big, he’s growing a clone.

2.He has his head up his ass.

3.He’s standing with his foot in his mouth.

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By: cakes

cakes — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:43:41 +0000

You got change

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