h/t  The Doktor

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You guys can vote in the comments.

Lot’s of people weighed in on Twitter to say that they love the idea.

My vote is no. Loesch handles her solo performances just fine, and in natural fashion.

Crowder is a more of a hammy performer and wouldn’t work as a second banana. And certainly Loesch isn’t a second banana.

This is precisely why Martin and Lewis broke up.

Besides, as a world renowned casting director, I have a gig lined up for Crowder to play the brother of this guy -

Taki -

A few generations ago, there was no concept of “self.” You went to work and busted your ass so your kids (the baby boomers) could have the education you never had. Today, those kids are in their 60s, and the few that are grandparents don’t like being called that because it makes them feel old. They make up alternative titles for themselves like “Baba” and “Zubi.” (My friend Sid fought back by insisting his kids refer to grandma as GRANDzubi.)

This is from Barry’s yearbook.

Absolutely a ding-ding moment here.

If you know the person well enough to write love, with a little heart drawing, why the need for the last name?

And if you don’t know them, why the love and hearts?

This is really narcissistic behavior here. The guy, from early on, was  professional-grade douche juice.

Jesse Watters, on the streets of New York,  asks the question -

“… in the country right now, do you think we are in good shape or bad shape?”

The stupid crunt asks, in faux prog worldliness, “which country?”

Jesse tells her, “the United States.”

She goes on to say, “omigod,  that is just so American to say, like,  ‘the country’ and think that I’d assume America.”

Yeah, it’s so embarrassingly ‘merican, because, as you know, in France, Jacques SpringWatters asks the question this way,

“In France right now, are we on surrender footing, or have we already surrendered?”

Because if he says, “in the country right now,” French people become disoriented, because French people are not at all Francocentric. (Rolls eyes like a French waiter who just heard a  non-French accent.)

Well, dumbass, two can play your game. When you say “America” why do you think I’d assume the United States? There are other countries in the Americas, you friggin walking cliche.

Seriously, I want to beat the shit out of her. Yes. I want to beat the shit out of a girl. Are you outraged?

Well, you’re just, so, omigod, so yesterday to assume it’s wrong to hit a girl.

MEANWHILE!!! It was only a few years ago when I watched a CNN clip where European police were chasing some blacks and the very learned, very sophisticated anchorwoman called the yutes being chased, “African Americans.”

That right there was progressivism, which is where political correctness and assholio meet.

DEAR ABBY: One of my co-workers takes company research presentation books into the restroom with him multiple times a day and spends upwards of half an hour in there with them. The unsanitary implications of this drive me batty.

I am not germophobic, but taking shared materials into the bathroom while you’re doing your business is just too much for me. It’s not like he’s taking in a newspaper that can be tossed out; these are research materials that we must all share!

My co-worker told me I need to “get over it,” that this is a “me” issue. Am I crazy or is taking shared workplace materials into the bathroom gross and inappropriate? — WAITING FOR E. COLI TO KILL ME

DEAR WAITING: You are asking the wrong person this question. You should be asking the head of human resources or your boss.

I’m no germophobe either, but I agree that what your co-worker is doing is extremely inappropriate. You should not have to sanitize your hands after touching anything your co-worker might have touched, but that’s what I’m suggesting you do.

Toilet Book

 

 
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h/t   MJA

Hope n Change

As the most corrupt and anti-American administration ever sinks deeper and deeper into scandal and exponentially-expanding lies, Barack Hussein Obama is taking strong steps to get things back into control. Specifically, the “most transparent president” is going to get even more transparenter thanks to his entirely transparent “renewed focus on transparency,” which the mainstream media is actually hailing as a good thing instead of just screaming “WTF?!” the way actual journalists would.

Hope n’ Change, on the other hand, would like to see the president attempt a renewed focus on honesty, although it’s hard to have a “renewed” focus when you’ve never had any previous focus on the issue at all.

And speaking of honesty, some of our more gentle readers may be asking, “Gosh, Stilt, surely you’re not equating the president of the United States with the maniacal Muslim terrorists who butchered a brave, selfless young British soldier in the streets, are you?!” To which I would reply, with my renewed focus on honesty, “You bet your sweet ass that’s what I’m doing.”

Is that British soldier any more dead than Ambassador Stevens, Sean Patrick Smith, Glen Doherty, or Ty Woods? No, he is not.

Does Hope n’ Change believe that those two murderous Muslim bastards hate Western culture and wish to destroy it more than Barack Hussein Obama does? No, we do not. And frankly, those morons are a lot less dangerous because they don’t have the full power of our government to subvert elections, harass citizens, and chop up our Constitution bit by bloody, chunky bit.  MORE

Sen Al Franken (D-MN) was using such a circuitous “serpentine” walking pattern in an effort to avoid TRN’s Jason Mattera’s tough question that he inadvertently body checked one of his own staffers in the process. The absurd weaving to avoid the tough inquiry even brought the senator to laughter at one point as the beleaguered staffer tried to run interference for Franken by claiming that he doesn’t talk to national press.

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h/t Rusty Anvil

Cadillac to recall 20,000 SRX models over wheels that could fall off

A potential issue with the lug nuts on 19,871 units of the 2013 Cadillac SRX in the US and Canada has lead to a recall of the luxury crossover. Those lug nuts that have a Teflon topcoat, identified by their bluish tint, could loosen and cause “creaking, rattling or grinding noises or steering vibrations.” In the worst case scenario, a wheel could fall off, but there have been no reports of that happening, nor any reports of accidents or injuries due to the issue.