All Your Water Are Belong To Us
Dear ________________: (A Letter From the EPA)
As is often the case here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel, disturbing stuff gets deposited on my desk (and not just last night’s 3 am taco. With bacon.) In this case it is a letter that the Environmental Protection Agency will be sending out to all Americans.
It has come to the attention of the EPA that it occasionally rains on your property. It has also come to our attention that when it does rain puddles are left on your lawn.
These puddles then disappear over time. We have photographic evidence of this.
The federal government is shipping “unaccompanied minors” to the Paradise of the Pacific.
Immigration attorneys in Hawaii tell me at least eight illegals have been dropped off in their state – and they’ve been told to expect more.
“We have lots of attorneys happy to take these cases pro bono if needed,” said Clare Hanusz, chairperson of Hawaii’s chapter of the American Immigration Lawyers Association. “If they cannot afford representation, we will definitely find someone to take the case.”
The boys and girls arrived by jetliner — and were quickly taken away by Immigration and Customs Enforcement. We don’t know if the kids were flown first class or coach. ICE won’t comment. Full Story
‘Create More Problems than It’s Going to Solve’
The Wisconsin State Supreme (WISS) court struck two mighty blows for liberty today.
First, the WISS upheld Act 10 that limits collective bargaining of public sector unions.
Second, the WISS upheld photo I.D. at the state level. Voter I.D. is still blocked and being appealed at the Federal level (the 7th District Court of Appeals).
I’ll let the NYT report the good news here
A big thank you to my friend Matt Vespa
Idea born here – thank you Dan Joseph for taking the baton.
I know we can up the ante. Variation on a theme exposing Liberal hypocrisy.
Do the same petition in Liberal elite neighborhoods – ideally, celebrities and politicians – the second petition would be to house them in an empty house in their neighborhood.
War On Terror: As the Ebola disease spreads in Africa and detainees from that continent are apprehended, the question must be asked: What if terrorists already willing to die try to bring the disease across our porous southern border?
The Ebola outbreak that has killed at least 672 people in Guinea, Liberia and Sierra Leone could land in the U.S., according to John O’Connor, a spokesman for the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
“It’s true,” he says, “that anyone with an illness is just one plane ride away from coming to the U.S.” Indeed, a Liberian man infected with Ebola boarded a plane and brought the disease to Lagos, Nigeria, Africa’s largest city, with 21 million people.
The San Francisco Chronicle reports that San Jose Mayor Chuck Reed, a Democrat who incurred the wrath of the state’s Democratic party and unions because he supported Measure B in 2012, has eschewed supporting Betty Yee, a state Board of Equalization member and the Democrats’ choice for state controller, and instead endorsed Republican Fresno mayor Ashley Swearengin.
California Insurance Commissioner Dave Jones told reporters Tuesday that insurance rates jumped in 2014 between 22 percent and 88 percent. Jones is pushing for the passage of Prop 45 which would give the state the ability to govern rate increases by insurers.
Jones made the announcement at a press conference Tuesday. He examined rate increases among California’s four largest insurers and found significant jumps, especially for young people, between 2013 and 2014.
I wonder… Are they really stealing food stamps? Or is the UN just handing them to Hamas directly?
Though Hamas started the latest round of conflict with Israel, it seems to have calculated–wrongly–that Israel would not launch a ground invasion. Members of the Hamas terrorist organization are reportedly so desperate for food after three-and-a-half weeks of war with Israel that they are seizing United Nations food coupons to keep their members fed–and to prevent them from surrendering to Israeli soldiers out of sheer hunger.
The Jerusalem Post reports that senior Israeli military planners have concluded that Hamas is operating from a position of weakness, having lost much of its secretive tunnel network–and at least some of its popular support:
Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov has banned President Obama from visiting the Russian Republic of Chechnya. The ban is a sort of sanction, as Kadyrov claims it is retribution for the wars in Libya, Syria, Iraq, and Ukraine.
The Washington Post reported these sanctions and Kadyrov’s relationships with Hollywood celebrities, but they failed to mention his most prominent friend: Russian President Vladimir Putin. The West and Ukraine accused Putin of the rebellion in east Ukraine and claimed the missile that shot down Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 came from Russian territory.
SWAT TEAM ENDS 7-HOUR STANDOFF AFTER REALIZING NOBODY WAS HOME
A seven hour standoff between a SWAT team in Hayward, California–and what was eventually determined to be an empty residence–ended, when authorities realized the individual they thought may have sent a series of “suspicious notes” was not actually home.
The bomb squad, including snipers and their bomb-sniffing K9s, were called out after deputies from the Alameda County Sheriff’s Office discovered a series of incendiary notes which indicated there were explosives inside of the home they were attempting to deliver eviction notices to, according to a report by KTVU. The events began around 10 am and ended at 5:30 pm on Tuesday evening.
Just thought I’d share this painting of “Princess.”
Yes, I do this.
Listen up AMMO-SEXUALS!!!
Yes, you. If you’re pro-second amendment you are an AMMO-SEXUAL!!! Whatever the hell that is.
And if you’re a progressive and you don’t know how to adequately articulate your point of view, take your top off. It’s the go-to move.
Upset people eat chicken? Take off your top.
Not enough bike lanes? Take off your top.
Upset that women are exploited in pornography? Take off your top.