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I have it on direct authority from the man himself that he has just left South of the Border on Route 95 where it was reported he may have taken some rude photos with the gorilla statue. Note: That is NOT BFH posing under Pedro.
Updated version of one of our first posts ever. How can you do your part on this so-called “Earth Day”? Easy! Any time you get an email today from some business or individual telling you to “go green” or some similar crap, reply to them with this graphic and tell them they’ve earned a subscription to GreeNazi magazine!
Read more at http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?s=GreeNazi#Wl4H1j23DKbqr0iR.99
Not since smokin’ hot Dianne Lane was slated to play the Cantankerous Cankle, Hillary Clinton, has Hollywood gone so deranged.
Bette Midler, with a face that launched a thousand gag reflexes, will play Mae West, a woman who achieved legendary icon status for her sex appeal.
Ms. Midler has a sex appeal that only registers with liberal, flaming men.
Among the various Bill Clinton doodles hacked and released to the world by the infamous Guccifer last night, the one that has somehow flown under the radar so far is the smiling man standing next to a piece of chicken and sporting an enormous boner. Who is this man, and why is he aroused by the chicken? Daily Intelligencer spent a good chunk of the past couple of hours investigating these questions.
The most popular interpretation of Chicken Boner Man — as proposed in the comments section of Gawker — is that he is supposed to represent Bob Dole. The circumstantial evidence is compelling: The drawing appears directly adjacent to Dole’s name, and Dole is a well-known former pitchman for Viagra. Full Story
More Idiocy We’ll Be Experiencing Soon.
These imbeciles have absolutely no idea that if the government gives away a company’s plasma TVs there won’t be any TVs made in the future.