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Breaches

Home - by - October 20, 2014 - 14:46 America/New_York - 26 Comments

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The Utah Department of Public Safety is now investigating an incident of grave concern where the Utah National Guard’s 19th Special Forces Group allowed a group of bikini-clad British models into its Draper compound and gave them access to their equipment so the women could shoot their 2015 “Hot Shots” calendar.

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The below calendar picture, however, would prompt no such investigation: (I can’t even post this on the front page. I find it revolting.)

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The Darkside of iOwnTheWorld - by - October 20, 2014 - 14:44 America/New_York - 13 Comments

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Monica Lewinsky’s New Mission is to “End Cyber Bullying”

Home - by - October 20, 2014 - 12:56 America/New_York - 6 Comments

Story HERE (with unfortunate pic of Monica)

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How Did Nigeria Become Ebola Free? By Not Listening To President Obongo

Home - by - October 20, 2014 - 11:22 America/New_York - 9 Comments

They have TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS and CLOSED BORDERS.

If Obola was in charge in Africa, WHO would be declaring a pandemic.

BBC

Nigeria has been declared officially free of Ebola after six weeks with no new cases, the World Health Organization (WHO) says.

WHO representative Rui Gama Vaz, speaking in the capital Abuja, said it was a “spectacular success story”.

Nigeria won praise for its swift response after a Liberian diplomat brought the disease there in July.

The outbreak has killed more than 4,500 people in West Africa, mostly in Liberia, Guinea, and Sierra Leone.

An estimated 70% of those infected have died in those countries.

The WHO officially declared Senegal Ebola-free on Friday.

Meanwhile, European Union foreign ministers are meeting in Luxembourg to discuss how to strengthen their response to the threat posed by Ebola.

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48 People Declared “In the Clear” From Ebola Following 21 Day Quarantine

Home - by - October 20, 2014 - 10:41 America/New_York - 6 Comments

In the clear: First 48 people exposed to Ebola ‘patient zero’ – including his fiancée and her children – emerge from quarantine after being declared disease free following 21-day incubation period 

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Ahahahahahahaha – I See Right Through This Douchebag

Home - by - October 19, 2014 - 23:49 America/New_York - 62 Comments

Look at this guy. Does the term DOUCHEBAG not come to mind when you see him? I haven’t told you a thing about him, but I bet 75% of you asked yourselves, “who’s this douchebag?” He just has that sort of douchebag persona. It punctures through pixels on a screen. Some people can’t help it. It’s like punchable face. He he has douchebag face.

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This is Michael Mark Cohen. Michael Mark… Cohen. He even has a douchebag name. The names Michael, Mark, or Cohen aren’t douchey. It’s just douchey to go around calling yourself Michael Mark Cohen, like a trumpet jingle precedes your entrance.

When you look like a douchebag, you compound the douchebaggery and send it into the stratosphere of douchebaggedness by availing the three name option that 99.9999999% of non-douchebags forgo. Do I really want to do extra work when trying to get this douchebag’s attention? Am I expected to call him Michael Mark? If not, why am I even being told about the Mark part? I know why. Because he’s a douchebag.

So why am I writing about this douchebag? Because he is advocating that the term “douchebag” be used, exclusively, as an epithet to describe all white people. In his words it’s “The White Racial Slur We’ve All Been Waiting For.”

Let me tell you what is going on, if you haven’t already figured it out. HE’S a douchebag. He’s been called a douchebag his entire life. Now he wants all white people to be called douchebags in order to “spread the douchebag slur around.” That way, when he’s called a douchebag, and it will happen again soon, I assure you, he can say, “well, aren’t we all?”

No, we’re not, Michael Mark, you are.

Bullpen Stuff

Home - by - October 19, 2014 - 21:11 America/New_York - 6 Comments

 

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-Apple’s Snooping My Porn Searches

In Yosemite, all Safari web searches are sent to not only the search engine you’ve selected (e.g., Google,…
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-Obama Makes Rare Campaign Appearance; People Leave Early

This was in Upper Marlboro, MD, right outside D.C. The worm is definitely turning.
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-Lucy (Lib) and Linus (Not Lib) Discuss Politics (Cartoons) 

In a classic series of lib versus reality discussions, Linus and Lucy (and Charlie Brown) discuss political…
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-Ebola in NYC

The CDC released a report titled ‘Surveillance and Preparedness for Ebola Virus Disease — New York…
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-Party At The Sistine Chapel? Can Naming Rights Be Far Behind?

Should the Sistine Chapel be rented out for a corporate party being thrown by Porsche? For the first…
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The stories can be seen HERE

 

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CDC doled out $25 million in bonuses while blaming cuts for Ebola outbreak

Home - by - October 19, 2014 - 21:00 America/New_York - 1 Comment

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Top public health officials have collected $25 million in bonuses since 2007, carving out extra pay for themselves in tight federal budgetary times while blaming a lack of money for the Obama administration’s lackluster response to the Ebola outbreak.

U.S. taxpayers gave $6 billion in salaries and $25 million in bonuses to an elite corps of health care specialists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention since 2007, according to data compiled by American Transparency’s OpenTheBooks.com, an online portal aggregating 1.3 billion lines of federal, state and local spending. The agency’s head count increased by 23 percent during that time, adding manpower and contributing to higher payrolls despite relatively flat funding. Full Story

Obola Clears Room Early at Massachusetts Fundraiser

Home - by - October 19, 2014 - 20:53 America/New_York - 16 Comments

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Democrats have a history of not turning up to vote in midterm elections.

“There are no excuses. The future is up to us,” Obama said.

A steady stream of people walked out of the auditorium while he spoke, however, and a heckler interrupted his remarks.

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Hat Tip/ Bitterclinger Via iOTWreport

Obama declares November 4th a National Day of Quarantine

Home - by - October 19, 2014 - 20:00 America/New_York - 10 Comments

The People’s Cube

Chairman Meow

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Sam’s Club Writes Check To Mosque Named After Military Wing of HAMAS

Home - by - October 19, 2014 - 19:16 America/New_York - 9 Comments

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STORY HERE

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If You Enjoy The Kind of Video…

Home - by - October 19, 2014 - 16:50 America/New_York - 16 Comments

…that shows an inept purse snatcher whiff at his attempt to steal a lady’s bag, try and play it off as if he was joking, try again, whiff again, try to run away, get his hands stuck in the bus doors, then cry like a pussy when the bus driver starts beating on him with a club, then

this video is for you.

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Social Services Are Supposed To Protect Families, No?

Home - by - October 19, 2014 - 16:28 America/New_York - 10 Comments

If someone sees you look at your kid wrong, grit your teeth, raise your hand and threaten to smack them, social services will swoop in and take your kid, with no due process, jail you, and let the courts decide your fate.

What should happen to a social services worker that knowingly places a monster in your house?

STORY HERE

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The Left Uses Homophobic Slurs In Order To Shame The Police in Ferguson

Home - by - October 19, 2014 - 14:43 America/New_York - 13 Comments

The left are calling the police in Ferguson “fags”

Leftists are clashing with police, and to insult them they are saying that the police are men who love men.  To cast shame upon the police the left are saying they might be the type of person who would enter into a same-sex marriage.  The left are saying that the group that is battling the “new civil rights fight” is a group that can be pointed at and laughed at.

The left are calling cops fags in order to illustrate just how low and despicable they are.

I need the left to answer to this.

What goes on here?

Hitler Finds Out Ebola Is in Dallas

Home - by - October 19, 2014 - 13:05 America/New_York - 10 Comments

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Prostitution shenanigans rock State Department

Home - by - October 19, 2014 - 12:00 America/New_York - 11 Comments

Wa Times

State Department managers created the appearance of giving “undue influence and favoritism” by quashing or delaying official probes into accusations of prostitution solicitation, sexual assault and document leaking by American diplomats in recent years, a report by the department’s internal watchdog said Thursday.

In one case, diplomatic security managers essentially lied to investigators by claiming they simply came up short in pursuing a tip that a U.S. ambassador hired a prostitute in a public park, states the report by the department’s office of inspector general. Full Story

Obama admin. to allow thousands of Haitians into U.S. without visas

Home - by - October 19, 2014 - 07:00 America/New_York - 13 Comments

 

Washington Times

“The rebuilding and development of a safe and economically strong Haiti is a priority for the United States. The Haitian Family Reunification Parole program promotes a fundamental underlying goal of our immigration system — family reunification,” said Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas. “It also supports broader U.S. goals for Haiti’s reconstruction and development by providing the opportunity for certain eligible Haitians to safely and legally immigrate sooner to the United States.”

Roughly 100,000 Haitians already approved to come to the U.S. are currently awaiting visas, The Associated Press reported.

Mr. Grassley, whose Senate committee has jurisdiction over immigration policy, predicted the number of Haitians who would come to the U.S. under the program would likely exceed that estimate, calling it “likely just the beginning of the president’s unilateral and executive actions on immigration.”

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