Andrew Rapp -The sequester started on March 1st. So do these retards really believe repairs were scheduled to start after that date and repairs would be finished before today? That is so stupid, only a regressive leftist would believe it.
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Frank Drebbin, a reader, reports this in the comments-
“I saw it. I was less than 50 feet away from the truck when it hit
it,” witness Dale Ogden told KING 5. “I had just passed it in the fast
lane southbound and it had an oversized load. It was approximately 12
feet wide and over 14 feet tall. It was in the slow lane when I came
by…I was behind the flag car and in front of the truck in the other
lane and I saw the whip – normally tells you how high they can clear -
start hitting the bridge. I looked in my rearview mirror knowing this
was not going to turn out well.”
“I saw the truck strike the right corner of the bridge. It almost
tipped the truck over but it came back down. It tipped it up to about a
30 degree angle to the left and it came back down on its wheels and
almost instantaneously behind that I saw girders falling in my rearview
mirror.”
Oddly, tonight’s episode of Maude was about Walter getting audited by the IRS. Walter is a wreck. Maude is looking at the agent suspiciously. She swears she’s seen him before. Finally it hits her. She thinks the guy once tried to rape her when she was 17 years-old. He was a sailor in Massachusetts. He tried to rape her in his car to the tune of Ish Kabibble singing “Don’t Sit Under The Apple Tree.”
He doesn’t remember and thinks they are making up a story to shake down the government.
So Maude re-enacts the incident and ends up sexually assaulting him on her couch.
When Maude talks about putting her foot through his windshield he remembers the incident. She is furious and wants to pursue charges.
He explains that he was a young man spending his last night before going to war and wanted to spend it with a young, smart. attractive and sexy woman.
Maude changes her tune, happy to take the compliments.
The man apologizes and says he didn’t come all that way to hurt anyone, that he is an honest and fair man who works for the United States Government.
Maude forgives him.
The man leaves.
Walter looks at his updated and processed IRS form and shows it to Maude.
Maude takes a look and says, “heh, he just did to you what he tried to do to me 30 years ago.”
Lois Lerner also harassed conservatives when she worked at the Federal Election Commission. So let’s see: she was in charge of the IRS division that’s been harassing and initimidating conservatives for three years, she lied in previous testimony, she pleaded the fifth today, and she harassed the living crap out of the Christian Coalition in the 1990s… sounds like this woman has earned a cabinet-level promotion, Mr. President! This is your kind of gal!
Obama: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: “Eventually, sir.”
Obamar: “How do you like my game?”
Caddy: “It’s very good sir – but personally, I prefer golf.”
Obama: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes sir . . … . You miss the ball much closer now.”
Obama: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”
Obama: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so sir . . . That would be too much of a coincidence.”
Obama: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: “It’s not a watch sir – it’s a compass.”
Obama: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: “Ohhh, this would be a sin on any day.”
Obama: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddy: “But this isn’t the golf course . . … We left that an hour ago sir.”
Obama: “Seriously, can you see any obvious problems with my game. .. .. ?”
Caddy: ” Well, there’s a piece of shit on the end of your club.”
(Obama starts wiping the face of his club with a towel…)
Caddy: “No sir, it’s at the other end”
A young Michelle Robinson, the future first lady of the United States, may have dated Treasury Department Inspector General J. Russell George at Harvard Law School, a new report claims.
George, 49, has testified in two congressional hearings about the IRS’s unethical targeting of conservative organizations with special scrutiny after they applied for tax-exempt status.
The revelation of a previous link to Michelle Obama came in a lengthy interview with George – published a week after the IRS scandal was brought to light.
Virginia Republican Rep Tom Davis, who worked with George as staff director of the House Oversight committee in the late 1990s and early 200s – the same committee that questioned George on Wednesday, said the relationship was more than just friendly.’I think he actually dated Michelle at one point,’ Davis told National Journal.
New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg got into a verbal altercation with a leader of the city’s taxi cab lobby saying that he was going to ‘f***ing destroy’ the group when he leaves office this fall.
Bloomberg has championed a new model of taxi cabs for the City, but that plan recently hit a legal pothole when a state judge sided with the taxi industry in going against his proposed changes.
‘Come January 1st, when I am out of office, I am going to destroy your f***ing industry,’ Bloomberg reportedly said to Gene Freidman, the CEO of the Taxi Club Management.
An unidentified witness told The Post: ‘It was like Gene had kidnapped his child. He used the f-word twice.
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‘Come January 1st, when I am out of office, I am going to destroy your f***ing industry,’ Bloomberg reportedly said to Gene Freidman, the CEO of the Taxi Club Management.
